https://laughingstock.com/ daily https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741108 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741108_4389269d-41ee-49e9-9745-7bec4c6f8019.jpg?v=1571610907 Would sir mind sharing a table? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741111 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741111_a1912c42-1112-4c13-a51a-c87d2fc135b5.jpg?v=1571610907 Do we need a set of encyclopedias? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741113 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741113_35fccbcb-4741-43e5-b7a3-bebfd8360fb5.jpg?v=1571610907 This is Herman. I won’t be in. The old lady’s sick. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741114 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741114_a475f545-f07e-4855-9fea-53777eecbcf8.jpg?v=1571610907 Herman, I want you to know there's nothing personal in this! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741116 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741116_1e3c91a7-19dd-411c-aad9-c9f12a479194.jpg?v=1571610907 Maybe we should have checked the neighborhood more closely before moving in! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741118 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741118_c1f5f1bd-2e75-4013-a261-3fb45f83da6a.jpg?v=1571610907 Just half your money… I got an arrangement with the guy in the next bush! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741120 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741120_db824990-039c-49bf-ab77-959ff4e17d0e.jpg?v=1571610907 You’re getting your knocks early, Ralphy… your car’s being recalled. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741121 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741121_94d5bbcd-4b6b-463f-8a47-2b378e9d7655.jpg?v=1571610907 You must be the new member. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741122 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741122_6eac30a6-8ff8-4139-8f99-682c66b45283.jpg?v=1571610907 Herman, I can see perfectly well without a chair to stand on… Herman!!! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741126 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741126_8f441250-343a-4292-95be-0ea407ca4f03.jpg?v=1571610907 I can’t get a cab, Herman… we’ll have to go on the bus! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741129 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741129_20cfb512-87bd-428e-85a8-f509fff6d6d5.jpg?v=1571610907 NO CAPTION, Dentist preparing with exercise https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741130 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741130_e73c5215-f2c6-4671-a6d8-751df9de4aa8.jpg?v=1571610907 Herman, couldn’t you fill up the car BEFORE getting dressed up as Lawrence of Arabia? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741203 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741203_a376bccd-3b61-4928-8998-099a78b00420.jpg?v=1571610907 Your boss says you can have the rest of the afternoon off. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741204 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741204_4704e574-9a70-497c-9ac4-b0200821987b.jpg?v=1571610907 Don’t take any notice… Herman’s trying to quit smoking. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741209 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741209_5d94371e-3448-47f8-9a57-d03662974c59.jpg?v=1571610907 I think I’ll take just one of these! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741210 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741210_3b1d600d-307c-4922-8f44-f659d59ddf26.jpg?v=1571610907 You can’t claim a world record unless it sticks in the grass. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741211 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741211_a25f428a-5aa3-45c1-b2dd-cbe5d0a4741d.jpg?v=1571610907 First weekend off in 10 years and she wants to go canoeing! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741212 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741212_2758fa64-6c7e-41d7-bc88-1e5281eff0f0.jpg?v=1571610907 If you Jane, me Harry. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741217 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741217_259f4a30-f360-49a3-a1bd-4cb85ab8ffcc.jpg?v=1571610907 I don’t want to ruin your day Herman but tomorrow morning I want to see you in my office. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741218 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741218_aa3d99b5-5627-447f-a643-676ec5c6545a.jpg?v=1571610907 D’yer ever feel you’re on the verge of an incredible breakthrough? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741219 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741219_531bdbb8-08dd-47af-a70a-3b4b284f3f0a.jpg?v=1571610908 NO CAPTION, Fresh Crab https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741220 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741220_c3e5dde4-d427-4dd5-9a21-93dfb437ffe1.jpg?v=1571610908 I think I’m gonna need a couple of days off sick. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741221 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741221_3a1a76c5-b862-4e3e-94ca-4edb750fceb4.jpg?v=1571610908 Okay, you can go now… they’ve evacuated the village. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741223 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741223_c7b26b64-bc05-43cf-9596-75a11b5da08c.jpg?v=1571610908 Will yer quit arguing and give him the can opener. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741225 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741225_7c10d3b5-0411-4bc8-b2fe-46881c4fcd88.jpg?v=1571610908 This self-adjusting set is giving me the creeps! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741226 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741226_60f90a20-fa16-4eb9-a2bb-3e0cd23b6766.jpg?v=1571610908 She wants to buy some fresh fruit and vegetables! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm741230 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM741230_2335ca0c-3afd-44ba-9f60-fe5fa93646f4.jpg?v=1571610908 NO CAPTION, father with arrows in back exchanging bow/arrow set https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750103 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750103_7ea6f51e-c727-48b4-b879-83959fa5f26c.jpg?v=1571610908 Here’s the coffee… right at the back. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750107 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750107_07365461-5297-4835-b42d-6fdfe8a383a0.jpg?v=1571610908 This model comes with shoulder straps for canoe trips; etc. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750108 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750108_a0c0edb3-79ac-4f32-b131-4ae25c6b5a38.jpg?v=1571610908 How about a ten-minute ‘shore-leave’ to take out the garbage? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750111 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750111_100575bd-7b61-4222-b43c-ecaae537170c.jpg?v=1571610908 This’ll be the first time Herman’s got a seven. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750114 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750114_9c50c11c-890d-41f6-acd0-966f10f5b09f.jpg?v=1571610908 You can believe what you like… I tell you I saw one. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750118 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750118_2bc50a08-38fb-4ce9-9f97-cf6d1b5e195e.jpg?v=1571610908 Here comes this week’s challenge! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750120 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750120_cab847d1-19a1-4d49-9714-c63b284843ae.jpg?v=1571610908 Okay, we need volunteers to play ‘Beat the Croc.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750121 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750121_4a30a328-4ed0-44f4-bc63-e13c21561a9c.jpg?v=1571610908 Don’t decide now Herman… wear it for a couple of weeks. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750123 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750123_fa794231-fb37-48ce-96a0-023c781202ea.jpg?v=1571610908 Starting tomorrow I don’t want you to wash the 5000-year-old jugs. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750124 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750124_eba0893e-bdbe-4c8f-8577-0485a49cb911.jpg?v=1571610908 This broadloom isn’t shrinking… the guy in the next apartment is pulling it. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750127 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750127_a4842202-46a9-4dfc-b861-0f1472d17a68.jpg?v=1571610908 NO CAPTION, extra large eggs https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750130 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750130_5f627439-ea79-40b7-b6f5-41c82d0b9692.jpg?v=1571610908 Whadyer mean we don’t need any brushes? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750131 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750131_117cafd9-372c-4806-aeac-0b4906ddddf2.jpg?v=1571610908 Whadyer mean the needle’s broken off? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750201 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750201_ae5e8199-5c3a-4be9-9a6c-2abd1ab01784.jpg?v=1571610908 I can imagine the fuss you’d make if I walked around dressed like that! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750203 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750203_d22ccb11-5270-4569-85b3-749ad1e7a027.jpg?v=1571610908 Now do you believe me Herman?… is that a sand-trap or is that a sand-trap? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750204 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750204_ff804943-879b-4122-8b62-0b3e70dd75ef.jpg?v=1571610908 Imagine those crooks wanting eleven bucks to fix this! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750210 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750210_2e210e61-e8a7-4911-aa93-b1d1434e0812.jpg?v=1571610908 Take your foot off the stupid brake! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750212 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750212_864f461a-eb8f-48ec-b401-62110bd15c37.jpg?v=1571610909 … and Frank next-door says to remind you you owe him a new ladder! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750214 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750214_8e9aa935-c9b7-4786-90b9-f5bf7b8715a6.jpg?v=1571610909 Okay, you wanna play rough… gimme the beads back! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750215 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750215_43f2789a-d316-487c-aea0-7ccf59759371.jpg?v=1571610909 I don’t care if you did miss the last bus… GET OFF. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750217 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750217_1cf1f9cf-677c-4aa5-b416-bc866f5e2909.jpg?v=1571610909 If she has one more birthday, this whole place is gonna go up! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750220 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750220_71327616-bac1-44e5-9422-66a4a7ed8dcb.jpg?v=1571610909 I appreciate you’ve got a wife and six kids but you can’t wash apartment windows in that rig. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750221 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750221_023265c6-7afa-4f79-8a82-dd76579778b5.jpg?v=1571610909 Father, I cannot tell a lie… Mohammad Ali did it. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750222 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750222_1453d74d-71db-4b1b-8b7d-e3d2101e5c76.jpg?v=1571610909 What’s the chances of time off for good behavior? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750227 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750227_81aca1ce-24b2-476f-a14d-db9ea23321ca.jpg?v=1571610909 Your boss says he’s sorry but he can’t come. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750308 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750308_1db2cf78-9de8-405b-ba3b-c9329725eb9a.jpg?v=1571610909 Hey Michelangelo… I thought I said two coats of oyster white for the ceiling. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750310 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750310_c90eb03d-f7d6-45ca-9101-272bdebf3628.jpg?v=1571610909 Oh, he hasn’t escaped… he just gets these sudden cravings for a cheeseburger. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750312 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750312.jpg?v=1571610909 Will that do? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750313 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750313_5bc9d43d-c87a-445d-bc46-daa6b537ab7f.jpg?v=1571610909 At a time when everybody’s supposed to be conserving energy… you’re certainly doing your bit. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750315 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750315_deaad545-3dbd-42e2-8eda-d3d1052ba334.jpg?v=1571610909 That’s not me, DUMMY! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750317 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750317_f3fb1ef5-a23d-42be-8074-ef90423772e4.jpg?v=1571610909 Anybody got the right time? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750318 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750318_f2ccd4bc-64ce-41d5-8ebe-29a2bacbb0d3.jpg?v=1571610909 I told him we needed new furniture so he bought me a pool table. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750319 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750319_aebcafdb-a72c-474c-afa9-22dfb57a86de.jpg?v=1571610909 I think he wants to be friends! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750321 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750321_337b191b-a49c-457f-97ee-c94976be4e1b.jpg?v=1571610909 What did you spoil his tiger trap for… ? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750324 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750324_44ef0643-df13-4633-b1d9-ecd96a37f3e9.jpg?v=1571610909 How d’yer want your eggs… black or dark brown? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750328 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750328_d0e52915-391f-4535-9144-3bd155b5c668.jpg?v=1571610909 Technically, you could say you dis-armed him. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750329 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750329_650f0939-9d0a-4dc2-bb79-e03da6dbdc79.jpg?v=1571610909 The good news is that you’re NOT being laid off, the bad news is… you’re being fired! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750402 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750402_9e4360d2-202c-47cb-bbc1-900fd4c26d56.jpg?v=1571610909 Pay attention everyone… this afternoon I’ll be advising you all of my choice for the new Manager. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750404 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750404_4ec04670-1cd7-4662-b737-b9fd85b92d35.jpg?v=1571610909 NO CAPTION, pidgeons on park bench prepared with napkins https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750408 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750408_d6c17f55-e9f4-4aae-a9dc-e28701a6c14a.jpg?v=1571610909 You’ll have to practice somewhere else… I want a shower. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750409 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750409_1f4ff52e-0aa4-443b-a03e-d1c9a58fe34a.jpg?v=1571610909 What are the chances of becoming a pirate? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750412 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750412_2606bd0c-21af-4ad6-8763-c6a26f264847.jpg?v=1571610909 What do you think?… If it’s gonna take six hours to wear off, shall we send out for a pizza? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750414 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750414_255e8e99-b9c2-45cb-874b-6ab560554ebc.jpg?v=1571610909 I’m sure if you asked them politely… they’d postpone moving in ’til we’ve finished eating. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750415 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750415_c17a19c0-05b1-4684-ba17-760b9a5facaf.jpg?v=1571610909 It’s getting so you can’t trust anyone anymore. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750418 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750418_5d5c9a43-7844-4975-8cc2-bb8fe6a02e12.jpg?v=1571610909 Has he had his dinner? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750421 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750421_4641aa3e-d398-4a37-b796-717a406cf5ab.jpg?v=1571610909 Now don’t start practicing ‘til Daddy gets down the road… and I’ll pick you up in two hours. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750422 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750422_75618464-6222-44e4-9e12-e6b2d643c4fe.jpg?v=1571610910 You’re using my athlete’s foot ointment. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750425 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750425_d6aebb51-c2fa-4cd1-8797-0fa360c74d06.jpg?v=1571610910 Can’t you cook yourself something when I’m out? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750426 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750426_9172dfe6-6ad6-437f-aef2-e2e118869c5b.jpg?v=1571610910 I wish you wouldn’t talk about buying a dog when he’s listening. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750428 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM750428.jpg?v=1723128580 Now whatever happens, hang on to those sandwiches! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750430 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750430_d63f106b-a6ca-442f-991b-8c68a6b16bf8.jpg?v=1571610910 Herman… I’m gonna make a mistake now so you can have a go. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750501 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750501_cb4e34dd-13f4-46d0-89c9-c9450b93bb27.jpg?v=1571610910 Take your time Doc. I’m enjoying reading ‘Predictions for 1948.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750503 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750503_648d998d-ee5c-4008-8745-e574a37c8307.jpg?v=1571610910 Hey! Is there another word for ‘Verily’ that starts with a ‘B’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750508 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750508_26c2774f-a6f1-40d7-a423-482d7f73a638.jpg?v=1571610910 Twenty bucks I gave for it and it hasn’t rung once! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750509 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750509.jpg?v=1607110237 Er, Doc… can he have a quick look at your diploma? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750519 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750519_5673b951-45c4-49ec-97ea-5c6c50cc6bcf.jpg?v=1571610910 Don’t let anyone take my special chair. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750520 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750520.jpg?v=1659290651 There’s the last-minute replacement jockey for your hot-tip. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750521 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750521_cb34bbde-1c84-4d87-a42a-f8ec93aca225.jpg?v=1571610910 Can you send an ambulance to 27 Sycamore Drive in about six minutes? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750523 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750523_d35e2503-2546-4d87-8586-429441bdc9d8.jpg?v=1571610910 Oh yeah… well next time you make a dress for your mother… get someone else. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750524 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750524_2ba320e2-5720-4cd7-9df5-38ca0ebc1328.jpg?v=1571610910 I know it’s your first day, but you’ve got to accept the fact that some customers are just ‘lookers.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750526 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750526_293744bb-eeaa-40d5-b0df-5c05f4f7b9f4.jpg?v=1571610910 Allow me to introduce myself… I’m a basketball talent scout. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750529 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750529_b14ddb1e-b824-4b53-9932-15d89234c211.jpg?v=1571610910 This should be good… he’s eaten the whole bowlful of tobacco and now he’s smoking a potato. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750530 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750530_1704cc02-8594-40c0-98f4-1cb42cf65241.jpg?v=1571610910 You told them it’s a pool table, so they’re filling it with water… that makes sense! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750603 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750603_805e24e1-c72e-4d7a-887b-9e4fe9b599b0.jpg?v=1571610910 I make it three million shopping days to Christmas. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750605 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750605_b296a021-d53d-4a30-9196-ce47d4feeea5.jpg?v=1571610910 Charles… can I drop you somewhere? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750607 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750607_d62da2ef-0462-459e-b4d5-201a13504406.jpg?v=1571610910 NO CAPTION, artist painting https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750614 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750614_113b48b0-1e93-4779-be73-f875d4c817dc.jpg?v=1571610910 Two million years ago, it ate nothing but caterpillars. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750617 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750617_c4204eb0-fcf6-42c2-be9c-fbcc40a432b0.jpg?v=1571610910 One more ‘OLE’ and you can cut the grass yourself. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750619 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750619_a6defdd8-0813-44a8-9272-43e7f9e3527a.jpg?v=1571610910 This one’s not signed. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750624 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750624_44a55fda-daa3-4276-9149-99b119ac9503.jpg?v=1571610910 Just you start something. My husband’s a karate expert. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750626 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750626_ebb2f452-530f-452f-bbb2-5178e867a3c4.jpg?v=1571610910 Now where’s he going with a screwdriver? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750627 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750627_f947edc8-be6d-463d-9885-049f86c481e8.jpg?v=1571610911 All she said was, would I look after her cat for the weekend. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750628 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750628_c5869332-6ca1-4fe4-94dd-4415e453625a.jpg?v=1571610911 Have you got a window-seat? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750703 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750703_aff78d6d-69c0-4dbf-90cd-01e7d7cb7d62.jpg?v=1571610911 I can’t think why the dating computer would match us, unless it’s because I said I was interested in antiques. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750704 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750704_82d3670b-61a6-4b00-a407-e7a76d091c53.jpg?v=1571610911 That’s fine! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750707 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750707_45139dd8-0429-41f2-860a-37acba102f48.jpg?v=1571610911 Sit at the front, he says. Sit at the front. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750708 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750708_97916eef-ee83-4bc4-bde0-a517f0dec692.jpg?v=1571610911 Listen, there’s nothing in my contract about walking back with ten coffees and eight hamburgers! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750711 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750711_9f05e73d-a276-4969-a6ff-37a7656d8dcb.jpg?v=1571610911 I may as well tell you, that’s the last one we’ve got in your size. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750714 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750714_45930724-4874-4d8f-8a13-b85feffe5460.jpg?v=1571610911 Here’s an album on my 1975 secrets plus my ‘73 and ‘74 secrets all for only $6. 95. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750716 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750716_b80cf2ab-1c42-4f6c-b3d5-4a1800af3266.jpg?v=1571610911 You ever known a day to drag like this? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750721 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750721.jpg?v=1659290720 You told him to choose the weapons… so he chose them. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750723 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM750723.jpg?v=1761658289 It’s a guy called C. Columbus… it’s okay, he’s only staying a couple of hours. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750725 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750725_eded6fa3-3028-4abf-8138-c76f85128c99.jpg?v=1571610911 They’re signaling us… it says, ‘Keep the noise down’. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750726 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750726_8e6f2b41-6f55-4562-8e48-65917d404f6e.jpg?v=1571610911 Come along, Dear. Grandpa never was very musical. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750728 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750728_d5df264c-41b6-4a62-a6ba-00c2d865b65e.jpg?v=1571610911 We can compress a year’s garbage, but the trick is to get a two-ton bag down the driveway. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750801 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750801_54844d2d-a49b-4cf8-a7ae-96333a08d0c6.jpg?v=1571610911 Next. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750802 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750802_67feec1b-dc91-4557-91d1-1a9870435b39.jpg?v=1571610911 Well if we can’t cure it, you can always get a job in a restaurant. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750805 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750805_0a74c1c9-f943-4819-88f0-d0491f74289d.jpg?v=1571610911 Which one of you guys is ‘Chief Crazy Nose’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750806 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750806_9908900e-8d66-40ac-9b38-f52dbdb5c2af.jpg?v=1571610911 Did you know your front wheel fell off? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750808 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750808_9ff89ace-e302-406c-8133-c8f009271157.jpg?v=1571610911 You know, a brain like yours is wasted cutting grass. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750811 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750811_aadf1858-abf3-455e-b50d-19b097a727a1.jpg?v=1571610911 Auntie’s turn. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750815 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750815_38b91588-c530-4742-95a9-3e5f8c7c9666.jpg?v=1571610911 One seat at the front and one seat at the back. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750816 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750816_151f2358-7b52-4d46-867c-cb4f88c721be.jpg?v=1571610912 NO CAPTION, woman cooking in library reading recipe https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750820 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750820_6453ff3d-b4e5-41b7-971a-74823dbf523d.jpg?v=1571610912 This looks good… Mexican Curry for a dollar twenty-five. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750825 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750825_27649a29-6904-45ba-a273-59a5f71137a4.jpg?v=1571610912 Now don’t tell me your old vacuum cleaner can do that. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm750826 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM750826_6402214d-f2b7-4347-8116-1b2c3c8584de.jpg?v=1571610912 Is it okay if I marry Gladys? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770103 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770103_51801cc3-5904-45b4-9dc5-c19fa7dbb87d.jpg?v=1571610912 I cut a piece off the bottom and patched your shirt. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770112 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770112_913761fb-3657-440e-b09d-bb9afb62ba61.jpg?v=1571610912 We’re gonna have supper as soon as you shove off. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770117 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/770117.jpg?v=1659290815 It says here you’re intelligent, honest and reliable. What makes you think you’d be an asset to this company? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770128 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770128_c255312e-fb0c-475b-b8f7-67e08ba9474b.jpg?v=1571610912 For a guy who writes his diary a month in advance, yes I’d say you were in a rut. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770207 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770207_4b86eed5-1e28-4b3c-ae8b-3577530fe507.jpg?v=1571610912 Don’t be such a miser! Take him on the Rocket Ride again. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770221 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770221_06d063c3-2054-4a77-a706-1383b9c8c893.jpg?v=1571610912 I’d know your scrawl anywhere, you creep! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770222 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770222_294fc8ac-2d3d-4302-9dae-6db2b065d0a6.jpg?v=1571610912 You’re my last hope, Harry. Can I borrow your dinner jacket? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770223 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770223_099b0dd6-7b2d-4dca-af6e-7eeedb25f327.jpg?v=1571610912 Will ya take a check? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770224 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770224.jpg?v=1590245642 This is my first day. Do we get paid? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770225 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770225_9323d310-3f18-4b8d-826b-454d0d633cc3.jpg?v=1571610912 I’ll trade you two future Laverne and Shirleys for tonight’s Police Story. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770228 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM770228.jpg?v=1761659140 You ever thought of selling this recipe to the Pentagon? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770301 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770301_e1c16835-d41b-4e68-81ca-9e43b2df8df4.jpg?v=1571610912 For the tenth time, I’m NOT going bowling. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770304 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770304_7112268d-9f51-4375-9c36-27189024c20a.jpg?v=1571610912 Come on, Dad, it’s over! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770307 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770307_e026c1cf-1e1c-4048-9e74-d0bb7981b6a5.jpg?v=1571610912 Did it ever cross your mind that maybe you’re being out-smarted? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770311 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770311_988a7bf6-0d78-4f9e-bfd5-0a96b278c228.jpg?v=1571610912 Maybe you’re beginning to get the message that we need a recreation room. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770314 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770314_611f8173-0895-416b-bd4f-1c9903d1335a.jpg?v=1571610912 I hate breaking in at mealtime, but can we borrow a cup of sugar? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770315 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770315_d9a08d5f-36fe-40be-9d5a-ecf12d178117.jpg?v=1571610912 If I can’t get a summer job this year, I think I’ll get married. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770318 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770318_8f6c7152-fecc-4e25-b9bb-16fdf5f75bb2.jpg?v=1571610912 I thought you told me we didn’t give ‘cash refunds.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770319 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770319_f9b38dfb-247e-45a5-ac17-b04b2ca866a7.jpg?v=1571610912 This is Blue Buzzard, good buddy; Smokey’s on the warpath. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770325 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770325_f10654ae-a604-4d16-b80c-e86a1768e6ac.jpg?v=1571610912 If you keep bugging me about getting married, I’m gonna break off our engagement. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770328 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770328_c05b2963-f9b7-4023-a561-524199bd877b.jpg?v=1571610912 Well, if a fool and his money are soon parted, who’s got yours? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770329 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770329_3bc6789e-7156-473d-9617-829e63f00299.jpg?v=1571610912 Whose turn was it to put the stupid dog out last night? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770330 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770330_56f14543-4358-4146-a9df-bf7295025ae0.jpg?v=1571610912 As I remember, you always were a big kid for your age. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770402 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770402_02cf69a9-c421-4269-9b94-069f8a7ade8b.jpg?v=1571610913 If you want your money back, say so! Don’t give me that guff about it being too noisy. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770411 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770411_ae5dec0a-4664-40a5-99d9-7e6b20f6ac65.jpg?v=1571610913 You can’t afford to get married on the salary I’m paying you! One day you’ll thank me. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770412 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770412_2085c73a-1871-4565-b65a-2169c6e103e2.jpg?v=1571610913 I thought that clown had fixed the ‘fridge. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770414 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM770414.jpg?v=1737669810 It’s my birthday! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770419 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770419_bbdb1a97-9fc2-47dc-9cd9-71c30ba89d16.jpg?v=1571610913 If you’re gonna miss your mother so much when you get married, take her with you. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770420 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770420_7ad45974-4eaf-462d-b113-648e063f0e8e.jpg?v=1571610913 Ouch! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770421 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770421_893d91fe-760e-4629-a243-2cbbf1991488.jpg?v=1571610913 That must have been one heavy suitcase! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770423 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770423.jpg?v=1630949422 Your son-in-law’s not here this afternoon. He’s gone to your funeral. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770425 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM770425.jpg?v=1761658932 They said he wasn’t to leave the office ‘til the books balanced. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770427 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770427_d6bf2ace-6294-47d4-8eda-028978a7f717.jpg?v=1571610913 I couldn’t find a button so I sewed the hole up! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770430 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770430_a5e4cfe8-b42e-4e0d-a976-1a3f59109e17.jpg?v=1571610913 I wanted to leave you a tip but I haven’t got change for a quarter. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770502 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770502_45bc4ca6-8f69-4011-a983-c184733e9670.jpg?v=1571610913 You dropped it. You get it! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770503 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770503.jpg?v=1629217950 Where do you think you get off taking out your own appendix? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770509 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770509_fc10b624-2d35-4130-9941-32491df0174f.jpg?v=1571610913 Keep going! I’ll run out and mortgage the house and meet you at the check-out. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770513 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770513_0fabab52-7ca7-4f80-9704-e312ccaf5686.jpg?v=1571610913 How could I have been doing 70 miles an hour when I’ve only been driving for ten minutes? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770516 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770516_93ebed97-1534-4f09-a67e-bd6b335b79fb.jpg?v=1571610913 Your nest-egg just hatched. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770517 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770517_a9e9f192-95a3-427f-a59b-2240b85848f5.jpg?v=1571610913 Don’t keep saying you don’t like them. You’ve only had them on for five minutes. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770518 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM770518.jpg?v=1731701642 You’ve just turned this restaurant into a ‘non-profit’ organization. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770521 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770521_006536a4-1b7d-43a8-89ce-897c5e009e7e.jpg?v=1571610913 I don’t mind a long wait in here; the food’s terrible. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770523 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770523_7f968376-6470-4f43-bd90-5284b148e497.jpg?v=1571610913 Sure you were good at history. You were there for most of it. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770530 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770530_6550e19c-ed67-4011-9ee0-a16d028355bf.jpg?v=1571610913 … and don’t call me illiterate. My Ma and Pa have been married for thirty-eight years. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770531 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770531_83fa07b9-cc99-4f48-bb9a-33b66ec836e4.jpg?v=1571610913 I wanted a steady worker. You’re absolutely motionless. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770603 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770603_96792e7e-6183-4f9b-bcbc-ea596907cd79.jpg?v=1571610913 They said something about five thousand U.F.O.’s landing in Idaho, then cut to a commercial. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770604 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770604_1ec58e87-26a7-4d73-8bcd-2b1ce08c9277.jpg?v=1571610913 He wants a blue dress for his wife, size ‘fat.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770606 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770606_d984faf7-7102-4e0d-aaf0-95634e577d37.jpg?v=1571610913 I appreciate that this is only your first day at the zoo, but from now on just paint the empty cages. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770607 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770607_ae6febb6-c0cd-4f32-ae09-9e82d4045df3.jpg?v=1571610914 If there was another man in my life, do you honestly think I’d be sitting here? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770608 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770608_6683377d-243e-45b1-84c3-32e65c039049.jpg?v=1571610914 Where’s the kids? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770613 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770613_4041e514-22a9-49fa-9377-add16d5ee034.jpg?v=1571610914 I know there’s a lot of things more important than money, and they’re all expensive! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770617 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770617_104af825-6fe2-47b1-904c-9da57ed27f8b.jpg?v=1571610914 Mom said we can get married and live in the dining room if you don’t mind eating in the kitchen. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770621 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770621_c668ac5c-3734-47ac-9cd5-51c21bf87b2c.jpg?v=1571610914 I know $17 is a lot of money but diamonds are forever! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770622 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770622_587d5936-4f15-4b74-9042-909de6765db5.jpg?v=1571610914 I can’t wait for you to go bald. I’m sick of watching you count your hair every morning. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770623 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770623_22c52c8c-ba85-4618-9374-c3b928600c34.jpg?v=1571610914 I see you’ve listed your hobbies as alpine skiing, scuba, sky-diving, treasure hunting and climbing Mount Everest. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770624 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770624_5a81eb20-f3ff-41d2-a40d-77afc760d7a1.jpg?v=1571610914 I can do shorthand! It just takes a little longer. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770625 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770625_b4abd9ae-ce37-4ceb-a753-e366c6c9913c.jpg?v=1571610914 GET OFF THAT OILY MAN WITH YOUR BEST SHOES ON. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770628 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770628_33e8f5fa-d528-4b59-9198-6d560a5daa73.jpg?v=1571610914 Look what your stupid uncle gave us. What d’yer think it is? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770629 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770629_849cb52d-190a-4a56-94e3-1b0d09dab87b.jpg?v=1571610914 Whaddyer want, size or economy? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770702 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770702_931a7d69-08a8-4427-b1f7-b4202add06d4.jpg?v=1571610914 If you only knew. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770705 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770705_63fbd877-723c-4fc3-ae2f-f956b9fc3b36.jpg?v=1571610914 Mr. Harrison took-off for South America with the company pay-roll. D’yer wanna leave a message? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770709 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770709.jpg?v=1647007550 Sure it’s faded! You’ve been wearing it during daylight hours without a jacket on. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770712 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770712_452491e5-09de-4137-b869-cb14e7cadc20.jpg?v=1571610914 We can’t live with my parents. They’re still living with their parents! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770713 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770713.jpg?v=1629217830 I decided to come in today. The poolroom’s packed. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770716 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770716_36429079-efa9-44b6-9fa1-7f5a9522e159.jpg?v=1571610914 I’d ask for a doggie-bag but my doggie wouldn’t eat that if I paid him. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770719 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770719_ea627bdc-0acc-41ff-9ec0-7f809910efe5.jpg?v=1571610914 I don’t have a clue what it is, but it was the last one they had! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770720 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770720_e3bc2d69-fe8b-4fa6-8c7e-4fb694b3e9fa.jpg?v=1571610914 Two can live just as cheaply as one, Norman. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770723 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770723_2737c56c-ad24-4a13-990d-b9fd3f25d0a9.jpg?v=1571610914 Here, let me know if these work and I’ll give them a try myself. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770725 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770725_ffa7bfeb-686f-4db8-a804-ab1fffec8f8c.jpg?v=1571610914 For Pete’s sake, don’t sit behind her when we get inside. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770728 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770728_f2a59ce0-905b-42e7-aacd-79e19e292005.jpg?v=1571610914 Just take a seat, son. You’re next. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770729 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770729_acfc6af5-13e7-4c16-8450-34f748ee2a18.jpg?v=1571610914 No wonder this pen’s got a lifetime guarantee. The cap won’t come off. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770730 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770730_e6435a87-90cf-4100-95ac-b1132e6df23f.jpg?v=1571610914 See that! I said the dog looked like your mother and it bit me. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770802 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770802_1504f3a7-a400-493e-ab1b-2b6fe33210f9.jpg?v=1571610914 Mr. Henderson, he’s written another check! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770804 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770804_edce8fd0-3c5f-49ba-9363-766ecb631bdb.jpg?v=1571610914 Listen, there’s nothing wrong with being ambitious. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770806 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770806_503fed7c-1e0a-4ea4-8756-655ae48587d4.jpg?v=1571610915 They say opposites attract. There must be plenty of good-looking, intelligent girls around. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770809 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770809_4f23d13e-2a90-4c59-89a1-0295b571daaf.jpg?v=1571610915 Herman's a man of rare gifts. In 25 years, I’ve had one bunch of flowers. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770812 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770812_8ce0a157-82b7-43eb-9b9a-4c9a9fc3ae4e.jpg?v=1571610915 Don’t pull a face. Maybe the first seven horses will be disqualified. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770817 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770817_290d6330-1c10-46b6-ad03-cb8c5103f2af.jpg?v=1571610915 The sink’s backed up! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770820 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770820.jpg?v=1571610915 I’m NOT going camping. If you wanna get back to nature, take the bug screen out of the window for half an hour. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770825 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770825_93a5ff52-4649-411d-8aaf-82215326d83f.jpg?v=1571610915 This watch you bought me is a great conversation piece. I have to ask everybody the time! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770827 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770827_726cae4e-3b9f-4f73-a0ea-1d0d33896dc6.jpg?v=1571610915 NO CAPTION, we cannot be responsible for food service on premises https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770829 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770829_e088a1d3-1c49-4924-8f07-60fd896057da.jpg?v=1571610915 It’s your wife again! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770901 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770901_4be9f017-fdcd-4b96-8cd2-720f40d74607.jpg?v=1571610915 It’s called ‘Pigeons Beware.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770902 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770902_71f8f1ee-9231-4f0c-ab06-6bf17f64235c.jpg?v=1571610915 The reason meat is expensive is because no one ever argued with a guy holding one of these. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770907 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770907_61e9ac49-bd2f-42a3-979f-8a1523aab20e.jpg?v=1571610915 Say when. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770908 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770908_4b396fe8-7c3e-47d0-b576-9da7c09c4490.jpg?v=1571610915 The Marquis of Halifax writes, ‘The vanity of teaching doth oft tempt man to forget he is a blockhead.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770912 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770912_8137dab9-4f6f-4089-b4dc-0903ec994174.jpg?v=1571610915 Why didn’t you tell me your ex-boyfriend was the guy who cuts my hair? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770913 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/770913.jpg?v=1659291321 I’m sure he’ll be sorry he missed you. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770914 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770914_7218c4a9-c9d5-49ea-a55c-3b95f8ee57cf.jpg?v=1571610915 I see you finally sewed on my button! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770915 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770915_0ac869de-2f47-4e3a-a670-9e086fb46030.jpg?v=1571610915 Grandpa, how do you change channels on this set? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770917 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770917_a136acf7-9e4e-4986-86ec-e199ad191576.jpg?v=1571610915 How sweet! A birthday card mailed in 1946! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770922 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770922_c9296be4-ef14-44ba-bd2e-6287004fc1ef.jpg?v=1571610915 I told them they could watch ‘til theirs was fixed. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770924 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770924_622fdd75-3d9b-4bfe-9e5a-2ffb6bc967e3.jpg?v=1571610915 Don’t do that while I’m eating! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770927 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770927_71ae9763-eecc-4112-8a06-9d0015d3fde6.jpg?v=1571610915 How does it feel to take some little kid’s last fifteen cents in the whole world? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770929 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770929_b0ec74ce-ab9d-45b0-92c6-8cc2f6238d33.jpg?v=1571610915 You’ll get a hot-dog when you go home and put on a jacket and tie. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm770930 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM770930_fbcf8a61-28fa-4033-bd2e-f00adff04f30.jpg?v=1571610915 I’LL KEEP MY VOICE DOWN WHEN YOU KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771001 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771001_2cbb17b0-7c55-424f-bb0e-dd8cc39b50d9.jpg?v=1571610915 My sister just gave me two dollars not to tell you something. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771003 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771003_d93f70be-6803-4dd2-97d5-d42179da1e3d.jpg?v=1571610916 I haven’t got those in a twelve but I can let you have a couple of pair of size sixes. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771004 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771004_01b3434c-9f52-4364-98f2-b123c767b593.jpg?v=1571610916 You haven’t got any experience as an astronaut or movie actor. What’s your third choice? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771005 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771005_9ba3965d-d47c-4a1e-bab5-285c1548f187.jpg?v=1571610916 My wife wants to read for a while so I thought I’d watch you guys. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771006 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771006_57f0f462-8dcc-40a1-94d1-19fd270f62e4.jpg?v=1571610916 He told me to throw it as hard as I could. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771008 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771008_0291a53b-8212-4ce8-9fae-dd046b8ba680.jpg?v=1571610916 I’m sorry. I thought you were my husband. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771010 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771010_5e33267a-0df1-4533-964d-d151dd52cdfc.jpg?v=1571610916 I phoned the doctor. You’re supposed to get plenty of fluids. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771018 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771018_b0182d5c-6d15-4fa6-bb21-7a8154222a07.jpg?v=1571610916 You the guy called a plumber? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771024 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771024_6374591e-3e8f-4c4e-8cae-c9778d4ed03e.jpg?v=1571610916 Whaddyer want for supper, fish or meat? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771027 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/771027.jpg?v=1659291365 I haven’t understood one word you said. Come back when your face gets better. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771031 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771031_1b76975c-86c1-4ed0-95a5-d4d3d093436c.jpg?v=1571610916 Can you believe this? We’ve gotta go back all the way to 1965. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771103 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771103_a4dee89f-e1b3-4868-aabb-53dab509767e.jpg?v=1571610916 We don’t care whose house it is, we don’t want you at our party. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771105 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771105_6404eaf8-f044-4dd4-ab57-e0377da51f9e.jpg?v=1571610916 It says.’Step off the machine immediately or you’ll be charged with malicious damage’! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771108 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771108_3dad850f-ca20-48c9-a581-4bc278cb7633.jpg?v=1571610916 If you’re coming ashore buddy, I wanna see your passport. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771109 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771109_62e59163-8438-443d-b3d4-d581f2831295.jpg?v=1571610916 Maturity is a feeling that comes over you when you look back on your life and realize you were wrong on just about everything. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771114 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771114.jpg?v=1647007592 D’you realize we’ve been married three whole weeks, and neither of us has even mentioned the word ‘divorce’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771115 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771115_86649aaf-616c-4b29-ad1c-b88526c1008b.jpg?v=1571610916 You’re not supposed to just pour the stew into the lunch pail. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771116 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771116_181e239d-82d7-48fd-b9fe-bb3f6b7dd8f8.jpg?v=1571610916 You got nothing to smile about. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771117 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771117_99d57db8-8fd6-4f42-b24f-bf1d6c268c7d.jpg?v=1571610916 Grannie, your horoscope says be prepared for a whirlwind romance! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771118 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771118_d07a9caa-7021-41aa-8df7-f2ec7b17cfd6.jpg?v=1571610916 I thought you liked liver! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771121 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771121_79b2dfc0-e4b6-456e-8e9e-2b6b9d1a85a5.jpg?v=1571610916 Don’t move while I’m gone. You’ll spill my drink. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771126 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771126_70a15267-bb3f-49e1-a035-a0a731ae63e9.jpg?v=1571610916 Don’t do it! Think of your wife and kids. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771128 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM771128.jpg?v=1723129118 I see you’ve fixed the drip! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771129 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771129_c8093ee5-1255-478c-bb62-e052e867fd0a.jpg?v=1571610916 I said we ought to iron out our differences so she hit me with the steam iron. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771201 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771201_3621cc78-0bde-4d3c-886d-e5bd693ee13e.jpg?v=1571610916 Can’t you get on with your work without watching me all the time? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771205 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771205_eae5920a-e3f8-4709-84c9-8e7fd4a62dc6.jpg?v=1571610916 You said you didn’t mind tea or coffee so I gave you half and half. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771206 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771206_a28766df-117a-4995-9111-c60b58abcbf4.jpg?v=1571610917 Don't say, 'so what' when I tell you your foot's on fire! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771209 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771209_2c47129f-343c-493c-a236-601961863805.jpg?v=1571610917 I wanted to see you, to tell you that your account is eleven dollars over-drawn and it’s fine with me. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771210 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771210_4fe81f26-c71f-4a7a-bd45-8149392405f6.jpg?v=1571610917 Look at this! You give those mice an inch and they take a mile! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771212 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771212_b91e8238-7128-40de-a13c-d0a68bbd5d60.jpg?v=1571610917 I wish you’d let me know you were coming in here. I had to throw away a perfectly good frozen dinner. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771213 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771213_f6c9d806-363f-4248-907f-f4f8ae4f8f44.jpg?v=1571610917 If you get up a little earlier, you’d have more time to shave! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771214 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771214_3f2618fd-5bb4-43eb-bccb-299e061b6f64.jpg?v=1571610917 No Doc. , I’m not the six million dollar man. I had a transistor radio in my back pocket. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771216 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771216_04d8dd0e-5fa9-4195-b635-572c85b69c6b.jpg?v=1571610917 I told him he could have your ‘leftovers.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771223 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771223_8d9e4242-0085-478b-ad6c-79d72176ed62.jpg?v=1571610917 Listen, I'll take anything except clothes and shoes. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771224 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771224_2dc6678e-969d-4e3d-9842-05658e0a4676.jpg?v=1571610917 I just heard the TV switch off. Santa's on his way! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771226 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771226_f8c8a0d6-79ef-45b5-8c1d-f51ea5d42b61.jpg?v=1571610917 You’re not allowed to be a grandfather anymore; you’re a ‘grandperson.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm771227 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM771227_4994f6e3-a70a-4355-8c3a-9ed419556a3d.jpg?v=1571610917 What’s the point of me losing two pounds in two months if you don’t even notice? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780117 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780117_17c40dff-f760-45c8-ba78-ed5c143b3d80.jpg?v=1571610917 Your stupid manager from work came over to see how you were so I told him to get lost. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780120 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780120_37601b43-55ff-474a-a8dd-3d245f9074d6.jpg?v=1571610917 How DARE you shout at me like that in front of the plants. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780121 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780121_48797ab8-53bd-43f8-9b5c-5e928424866b.jpg?v=1571610917 You only want me to get a haircut because you’re jealous. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780126 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780126_f7bb8b51-df29-4dbf-9cfa-e2c1c6ffb55d.jpg?v=1571610917 Would you believe it? I’ve been all over town trying to get you some flowers. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780127 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780127_3f0d2d81-0496-4e4a-b400-c59acf5cdd62.jpg?v=1571610917 I guess I can borrow a magnifying glass to show it to the girls at work. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780201 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780201_04fb6cd8-850c-47c6-b592-3ad2a487201a.jpg?v=1571610917 I told you not to drink all that coffee. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780202 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780202_4e1d2ce2-8ded-4923-a648-0d44d8332acd.jpg?v=1571610917 I know I’m taking a long time but I’m trying to fry you an egg and the shell keeps breaking. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780204 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780204_d0bb0016-d78e-4621-ac77-9bf71b8ddba5.jpg?v=1571610917 Surely you can go bowling with Harvey another night? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780206 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780206_2b2b0ea6-2a16-4475-83f7-6c8960ee849b.jpg?v=1571610917 Want me to get you a wig for your birthday? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780207 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780207_471f1b25-2fbe-4402-8c78-3fa141c0a110.jpg?v=1571610917 Look at the fabulous tie I got you while I was buying this silly old coat. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780208 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780208_0df4e5e3-ac15-494f-a4c9-c178dbb41adf.jpg?v=1571610917 I gotta write a poem about Dad. What rhymes with ‘el dummo’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780209 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780209_2051ee66-c87f-4a9f-91c0-d1729bc480df.jpg?v=1571610917 Okay, now shift your weight onto the left leg during the follow-through. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780211 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780211_35695383-5645-471d-85c5-3380766b2696.jpg?v=1571610917 You wouldn’t let me have a dog. You wouldn’t let me have a cat! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780213 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780213_6a2766b4-1d6f-456e-8bb6-3fc6179be6c4.jpg?v=1571610917 Can you put my arm in a sling for a couple of weeks so I can get out of doing the dishes? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780217 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780217_526f5d49-39e0-4921-9f00-e247ee245503.jpg?v=1571610917 You the guy who ordered the ‘Breakfast Special’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780218 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780218_311672cc-f673-4ea1-b54a-24eec24a9ce4.jpg?v=1571610918 I’m telling you for the last time, I don’t wanna go to a disco. I’m going to bed. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780221 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780221_a266d72e-ee4b-401c-af91-a01bc69b25f2.jpg?v=1571610918 How do you expect to wash like that? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780222 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780222_5eb7f2a8-d710-454b-a3b1-a99569830ef3.jpg?v=1571610918 The paper’s okay and the ink’s okay. You left the ‘w’ out of ‘twenty’! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780223 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780223_00283a57-ac9d-4fa1-938c-62b434d9aab5.jpg?v=1571610918 Ma’am, the Captain has requested that you give him a few minutes advance warning should you wish to leave your seat during the flight. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780224 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780224_073e6002-450e-4a4c-965d-ea02c714324c.jpg?v=1571610918 Whatdya mean I should have told you? I told you weeks ago! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780225 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780225_fad51a77-001f-4303-b65e-e8c49c13d7f5.jpg?v=1571610918 Gee Ralph, the party was yesterday! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780303 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780303_ea821b9a-c542-4376-9991-523285760dab.jpg?v=1571610918 If you don’t believe men came from monkeys, go and take a good look at your father. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780304 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780304.jpg?v=1647007624 Did you make a blind date with someone named Yvonne? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780311 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780311_5000dd24-8816-4d63-b199-ec1d3a91c9a2.jpg?v=1571610918 This is my new boyfriend. Can he have something to eat? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780313 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780313_a028c55e-14b3-4850-bcb8-bce40433f092.jpg?v=1571610918 How can I throw in the towel before the bell for round one? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780317 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780317_63940f7a-a9ed-4f7d-9f51-17d239d4c551.jpg?v=1571610918 Next time your car won’t start, try calling a mechanic. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780320 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780320_40310d81-0fee-46d1-849c-864c59b98406.jpg?v=1571610918 Been here long, Pop? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780322 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/780322.jpg?v=1659291396 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780323 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780323_f5ff0c2c-8235-4897-a158-69e1d8179124.jpg?v=1571610918 Now you’re in Grade 4, Daddy’s not going to be able to help you with your homework anymore. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780325 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780325_9ecc54df-c7e0-4d85-8bab-2c7571c550c5.jpg?v=1571610918 Not another war movie! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780328 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780328_dd65ef1b-341e-47ee-966e-b6340c67a5f8.jpg?v=1571610918 You gotta stop throwing food at Daddy. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780330 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780330_ba6c0f92-519c-48aa-9e1f-18763f2fc179.jpg?v=1571610918 What are you taking? We’re only going to the zoo. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780401 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780401_78ca99ef-3ba7-42c7-b09f-02df89bebe7f.jpg?v=1571610918 If I can’t afford to buy a really expensive birthday gift, I don’t buy anything at all. So I didn’t buy you anything. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780403 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780403_ccdf758f-610c-4c1e-a2ad-560cf02cf1e4.jpg?v=1571610918 Doc. it’s a marvelous idea! You fill ‘em up with flu vaccine and put them on all the chairs in your waiting room. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780404 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780404_50be2489-5130-4ae7-8638-15bc117ea3e4.jpg?v=1571610918 I know you take a shower almost every day. You almost took one Monday, you almost took one Tuesday… https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780405 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780405.jpg?v=1647007655 There you go! I forged your signature. You’re in the Marines. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780407 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780407_3fcdaa66-0cd3-4ca1-823a-646d9b2d0b93.jpg?v=1571610918 Wake up! Marcus Welby here is trying to saw off your leg. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780410 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780410_eb359057-8d3b-4e2c-9b1c-0d99c72a6ba7.jpg?v=1571610918 Want me to check your biorythms? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780413 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780413_03d2e0ee-f9a9-43c7-9e44-ad18550b64de.jpg?v=1571610918 No thank you. My husband’s a reformed wino. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780417 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780417.jpg?v=1571610918 We been married 50 years, 60 years or 70 years? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780418 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780418_fc1c704b-0761-47b7-bc15-4ad3e6223350.jpg?v=1571610919 You can wait for him if you like. He’s doing six months for ‘embezzlement.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780419 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780419.jpg?v=1577139472 That’s the first time I’ve seen your mother leave the table without a second helping. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780420 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780420_710bfffc-acee-430e-910f-6653591be25b.jpg?v=1571610919 You one of those speed readers? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780421 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780421_95b5a601-804b-461e-bd38-cb6445c7c274.jpg?v=1571610919 How come my photo’s got all these little holes in it? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780502 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780502_fb40cb1a-c071-45e1-ac7f-0ecd7e7329f9.jpg?v=1571610919 Sure, I’ll have a glass of milk. Make it a ‘double.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780505 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780505_86ff07bb-c71b-4ee5-84bf-e09125d0048a.jpg?v=1571610919 In describing your ‘general physical appearance,’ I’ll just say you’re looking for a girl with a good sense of humour. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780508 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780508_222c74ba-fb23-4df3-b43e-2177129cf529.jpg?v=1571610919 When you’ve got a minute, I’ll have a box of parrot food. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780509 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780509_3c353da6-4cb2-47e2-97ef-363e8bcb97c8.jpg?v=1571610919 I’m not going to listen to you if you keep calling me ‘paleface.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780515 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780515_0214b9ab-5e25-4c74-9dc1-7cf4e8e10ed3.jpg?v=1571610919 Six times six is 54! Don’t they teach you anything at that school? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780517 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780517_1a1b9beb-e042-4f6f-b90f-a35fb91be09d.jpg?v=1571610919 It’s our new electronic TV game called ‘Prize Fight.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780522 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780522_745c8a6b-dc71-42a8-a156-5392eadcc51a.jpg?v=1571610919 If you’d buy me a dishwasher, you’d have more time to help out around here. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780523 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780523_0fca7650-0c09-4fe8-9290-57ecf0d9fbfd.jpg?v=1571610919 I know it’s only our first date, but I’ve got this crazy feeling that we were made for each other. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780524 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780524_6e86ca24-bcee-41bf-aec6-02115a0d61dd.jpg?v=1571610919 Well, at least we know why you were a cook in the navy! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780525 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780525_027aae37-cab7-42d1-842c-198a2e80e9ad.jpg?v=1571610919 There’s not much here. The only description he can give us is red socks, brown shoes with black and white laces-one broken with the tips missing. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780526 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780526_7f4c113d-c80c-4ac4-bfb9-3c0395f1af07.jpg?v=1571610919 Herman, here’s your ax back. Now can I borrow your chain saw? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780529 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780529_f58d6054-af23-47d1-b71c-0317cc2ec76e.jpg?v=1571610919 I’ve unclogged the upstairs bath. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780530 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780530_d7ab5205-6ffd-4e2f-928f-7207b1bb2b97.jpg?v=1571610919 Keep out! Keep out! K-E-E-P O-U-T. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780531 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780531_afb005c2-5750-4c9b-839a-9dfc534d75c2.jpg?v=1571610919 Dennis is a sweet sensitive guy, and if you don’t let us get married he’s gonna break both your legs. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780601 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/780601.jpg?v=1659291459 Herman fixed the washer! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780603 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780603_cc66ae7c-a993-4730-ae9c-ff2f9be3c7cd.jpg?v=1571610919 So you dyed your hair and it turned green. You can’t spend the rest of your life in this bathroom. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780605 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780605_897a56f5-5cd5-4c35-9011-89607d04f6b1.jpg?v=1571610919 Mr. Kelly, that man’s here about the job. He looks a bit drippy. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780606 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780606_b416fc0a-f4df-4ed6-b3ac-7acc6e19976a.jpg?v=1571610919 If you’re gonna buy a hairpiece, buy one! Don’t keep drawing all over the mirrors. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780608 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780608_9a365715-d8cf-4482-b6ab-fe12a3d92022.jpg?v=1571610919 Listen, if you buy the jacket, we’ll burn the one you’re wearing free of charge. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780610 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780610_c85aa96a-cf0d-40fa-a6af-f29ce22e4021.jpg?v=1571610919 You’ll get used to that! A fireman lives upstairs. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780613 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780613_b46508ff-bcfe-4aaa-8358-1123ac16aaba.jpg?v=1571610919 How was Africa? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780614 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780614_8890f577-05b9-43fe-bdb3-3893a5ba85c8.jpg?v=1571610919 I know you’ve been late for work twice this week. I still think it’s stupid to sleep in the car! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780616 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780616_cda04592-f537-47ff-a52c-526b80623700.jpg?v=1571610920 No, you can’t wear it to school. Put it back on the wall. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780617 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780617_85563ad7-2fb5-4a85-b2d8-8913df787139.jpg?v=1571610920 I am grateful! But I distinctly remember asking for a cheese sandwich. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780620 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780620_c0a739bd-1a81-4b4e-883f-1be93acf7119.jpg?v=1571610920 Mom, why don’t you get a divorce and marry someone with more money? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780621 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780621_7b76bd27-0b41-4689-8bee-c71b76de67e8.jpg?v=1571610920 I can get a court order to stop you from teaching her to cook. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780622 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780622_976e1587-f8d1-41f9-9acf-2028d30a6103.jpg?v=1571610920 What made you give up the ‘fight game’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780623 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780623_79bf8adc-7510-475f-b2f3-55e014cea4d4.jpg?v=1571610920 It’s been postponed. He’s got a headache. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780627 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780627_e87717fb-501c-483f-950b-2ad8d953b53a.jpg?v=1571610920 Try again, sir; that was my foot. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780630 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780630_842bdc68-7985-4e8d-910d-7641ca9a7065.jpg?v=1571610920 You’re the one guy we can trust in this cell for a couple of days ‘til we get those bars fixed. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780703 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780703_5e933756-b439-43b3-9d37-e81845c160ce.jpg?v=1571610920 Fifteen years up already? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780712 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780712_576b30bf-a284-4d84-8e9f-60102f8d3944.jpg?v=1571610920 Da-da! One wig. Everybody owes me five cents. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780717 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780717_e9468bfe-543d-4cb5-9798-dc516666d0ce.jpg?v=1571610920 Keep those press and TV people out of here ‘til we’ve had a chance to explain what’s wrong with him. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780719 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780719_b7c8006c-9a7d-42ba-9b14-0071ba37a1ed.jpg?v=1571610920 D’you wanna give any money to save Norwegian crocodiles? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780721 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780721_7a8397ed-5d77-46db-a3f9-5387cdd90b71.jpg?v=1571610920 It’s a guy from the zoo calling from across the street. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780731 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780731_ade3ff83-65d1-4db4-9831-c3860a096be4.jpg?v=1571610920 He’s trying to figure out a way to clone himself so he can stay home all day and still get a paycheck. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780801 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780801_723de53f-fe63-495a-9a4c-baef6abbe8de.jpg?v=1571610920 You say it was silver, cigar-shaped and had the letters U. F. O. painted on the side? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780802 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780802_cd9d9fef-fce3-42d8-a1ae-60bf4225e950.jpg?v=1571610920 How is it I take a shower every day and do it without stepping on the soap? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780804 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780804_0fcdb24d-6682-40cd-8835-af0d58843bef.jpg?v=1571610920 Can you send someone over? The TV’s making a high-pitched whistling sound. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780805 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780805_51a93bcb-3658-4851-ae10-7ea44452914e.jpg?v=1571610920 You mustn’t stand here looking so bored. You’re supposed to be having a good time! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780807 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780807_f1355b2e-8cc3-4175-88b4-828d6dadb874.jpg?v=1571610920 Look at the dopey names on this menu! What’s an ‘elk-burger’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780808 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780808_040eea99-d586-44c3-ac3d-f54fca116bcd.jpg?v=1571610920 We were discussing separate vacations last night. Sorry about all the noise! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780819 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780819_ad9f7e77-80bd-41dd-aeee-da5f8f64f12c.jpg?v=1571610920 There’s a guy at the door wants to know what I think of ‘women’s lib.’ What shall I tell him? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780901 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780901_11a18202-0ff3-4340-99fa-3328eedf8216.jpg?v=1571610920 How am I supposed to watch television when he’s always wearing my glasses? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780904 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780904_cb76cc40-d74e-4d71-b411-9453c348a360.jpg?v=1571610920 Harry can’t reach the drum! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780905 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780905_8aeb7143-3818-4be6-afa7-79cce5f5c865.jpg?v=1571610920 What was that clown next door saying about building a new closet? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780906 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780906_47ad0882-8f60-4053-821b-384d821c05ca.jpg?v=1571610920 Take a look up the road and see if my boss is coming. A little ugly guy with a bald head. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780908 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780908_226dc037-fd51-407a-a59a-169db58b904e.jpg?v=1571610920 His teacher wants you to bake a cake for him to take to school. Must be a geology lesson. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780909 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780909_8da2733f-b0ef-4c81-8c92-7b6bfef97889.jpg?v=1571610921 I finally tracked down your records. I had them in the ‘dead’ file. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780912 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780912_771da66e-81f8-447a-a80d-042c735929a9.jpg?v=1571610921 Move over a bit. I can’t see the Grand Canyon. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780913 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780913_dde18997-d05f-440e-ba0d-fe02c74fa6e3.jpg?v=1571610921 The forecast said there’s a 50 percent chance of rain so genius is watering half the lawn. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780914 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780914_4432c0e2-b5d0-4298-8b79-3e879788673e.jpg?v=1571610921 When you told me on the phone you were 42, 22, 38 I didn’t realize you meant your age, your I. Q. , and your shoe size. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780915 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780915_45fe01d6-4443-4f96-91ae-38d6c7e5ac50.jpg?v=1571610921 Supper ready? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780922 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780922_6241d454-fa31-487a-9619-a98730bd5e6b.jpg?v=1571610921 Teacher says if I don’t do well at school, I’ll end up like you. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780925 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780925_e5cdc3cc-7c91-42e8-801b-f1341120a35a.jpg?v=1571610921 Close the account? You mean you want to draw out the whole 90 cents? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm780927 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM780927_e0fb911a-c5cc-4663-9005-f4af9cf6fb55.jpg?v=1571610921 I guess you don’t read so good. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781002 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781002_a033721f-5cf1-42b7-b490-fe45eba5c4bb.jpg?v=1571610921 WHAT ARE YOU BLAMING ME FOR? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781018 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781018_04cddef3-8335-49fb-9e27-047cbbcfe385.jpg?v=1571610921 Have what you like up to $1.50. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781023 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781023_e742f086-9d3f-461a-bdee-0135302b7634.jpg?v=1571610921 When they invented the first clock, how did they know what time to set it? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781026 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781026_799795e0-10ae-4159-8fc9-0f401016f150.jpg?v=1571610921 Visiting hours are 2 ‘til 4 p.m. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781113 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781113_eb925280-74f9-4419-9a4c-52eb29aa690b.jpg?v=1571610921 I think he takes after his great great great great great great great great great-grandfather. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781121 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781121_a6a7b28a-1371-4dec-ab57-5370bca29233.jpg?v=1571610921 Good morning, sir. Is your wife home? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781122 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781122.jpg?v=1647007690 Whaddya mean, it’s only a model? How much bigger d’you wanna build it? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781127 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781127_35ae2513-1f7c-4be2-9434-fa1168045d0a.jpg?v=1571610921 You after another pay raise? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781128 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781128_84d21b6b-e883-4563-b676-f60bbdfa6e25.jpg?v=1571610921 Both your eardrums are showing definite signs of rejection. How long have you worked in a disco? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781208 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781208_5f5af889-a9e7-4cce-90a7-4f1eb80a296a.jpg?v=1571610921 If they ever edit this for television, it’ll run about two minutes. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781209 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781209_ed920ebd-b7c5-4d3e-9e50-e459101469a3.jpg?v=1571610921 He still owe you that two bucks? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781215 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781215_a0cdba16-968f-466c-8673-472d5f4eb236.jpg?v=1571610921 We been to the museums. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781222 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781222_7a900aec-32d3-4cce-97cb-3db070c767ed.jpg?v=1571610921 We don’t need to buy a turkey. I’ve still got last year’s leftovers. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781223 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781223_5641570a-42a4-4962-ab71-07afce109197.jpg?v=1571610921 Just stay under there and give everybody else a happy Christmas. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781227 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781227_036a398c-aa84-4cfe-865d-4df83f52c586.jpg?v=1571610921 Let’s see. How much rent do you owe me with 17 hotels on Boardwalk? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm781228 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM781228_aeac71e1-ea15-4539-b464-c7a12805e3bb.jpg?v=1571610921 I’m charging you a dollar for whatever it is you’ve got in your mouth. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790101 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790101_8f441897-99bd-4110-9943-7e5584c1c604.jpg?v=1571610921 Aren’t you going to wish me a Happy New Year? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790103 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790103.jpg?v=1641596304 The neck’s too tight. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790105 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790105_b491cfa2-9bf5-49a9-9558-a94a6e5b77ad.jpg?v=1571610921 You can’t buy one lettuce anymore. You have to get a package of 10. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790106 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790106_6ce959c2-0bb0-4f90-8b6d-13e8b04f421e.jpg?v=1571610922 You haven’t signed these traveler’s checks. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790109 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790109_5f8a5ed8-934c-4520-af20-ea20396351e2.jpg?v=1571610922 My dad says I can’t baby-sit for less than $10 an hour. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790111 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790111_4d458184-6b0c-474d-8e6a-d3f6681df544.jpg?v=1571610922 Waiter! There’s a revolting four-letter word in this alphabet soup. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790115 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790115_4013a19f-db3a-4c5e-9769-4a226c8b145c.jpg?v=1571610922 I’m well aware it’s still under warranty. So what? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790116 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790116_1ab7200c-9235-45a0-84cc-a342acba8266.jpg?v=1571610922 Is this the first time he’s been outside today? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790117 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790117_b6e2d6ce-b98c-4940-ab6a-68ee82950b39.jpg?v=1571610922 You can rent my room and keep all the money if you like. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790120 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790120_914e7a0f-fa21-4c38-babb-79f7017c3e2d.jpg?v=1571610922 How many times have I told you not to run with the wedding cakes? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790122 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790122_6f8775d4-24e4-4fde-8f62-f960fcb3e355.jpg?v=1571610922 Dad, do you think there are people on other planets? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790123 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790123_cf4d9467-fa1a-423e-a6a6-56a004313d9c.jpg?v=1571610922 Why would I marry you for your money? There must be easier ways for me to get my hands on 45 bucks! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790124 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790124_1e2760a5-683d-4a24-994b-5fdc6591017a.jpg?v=1571610922 Anyone here fly a 747? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790125 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790125_1953ae94-97c0-41bd-8486-f2e67f7ed92a.jpg?v=1571610922 Grandpa’s bought an Afro wig. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790126 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790126_8c4a9d80-c392-42f5-9e68-bcaf5e4bcf7e.jpg?v=1571610922 Can I make a phone call before I commit myself? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790129 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790129_e1022933-838b-4bdb-88a0-c4858f357903.jpg?v=1571610922 Do you recognize this pan as the one your wife used? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790203 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790203_8ff2094e-a48f-4a99-93da-9278f7fe355e.jpg?v=1571610922 Do you believe the nerve of that guy whistling at us like that? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790206 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790206_213e8acc-b526-465c-889c-a9268391acfd.jpg?v=1571610922 We can put all our old junk up here. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790209 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790209_272b8020-7bad-4fe8-8d15-1801d58b9151.jpg?v=1571610922 They’re wearing them like that these days. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790210 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790210_44e6deaf-e276-4b24-8127-6057423eb46a.jpg?v=1571610922 I don’t know how you can stay up all night and watch horror movies. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790212 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790212_e4d673ec-8a9e-4ec3-a5da-3b8791d6f952.jpg?v=1571610923 You sure you couldn’t find any larger nails? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790214 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790214_6f028a7f-59d5-4895-afad-e07a60a744b9.jpg?v=1571610923 If you don’t buy one of these pencils, you’re placing an unfair burden on the rest of society. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790215 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790215_e7806a26-bbc9-465c-8594-2fd3b3529c1a.jpg?v=1571610923 What are you eating that for? That’s her model of Mount Everest. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790217 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790217_586df5d5-c961-433b-9fb4-00412e6d2c6d.jpg?v=1571610923 Are you wearing furry socks? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790219 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790219_65991c7b-9c0d-4c92-85a3-db163952c3cd.jpg?v=1571610923 You’re lucky you were wearing your seatbelt. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790220 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790220_d2d44bf5-7894-465a-b265-4c8efd48f57e.jpg?v=1571610923 You’ve laid the new rug! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790222 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790222_e5fc6174-8a05-4d11-80ef-711514c4631e.jpg?v=1571610923 I didn’t see that. Did you get him with the blueberry or pecan? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790223 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790223_0d66939d-fb01-474e-9366-ab95fe3f5212.jpg?v=1571610923 Business is great! I can’t keep up with inflation. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790224 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790224_0cb78e58-fd98-4219-8bb0-ef41c0c1747e.jpg?v=1571610923 How about, ‘Yummy yum, yummy yum, yummy gum gum gum’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790227 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790227_249c924b-fb53-454b-a2c0-119d47cb6378.jpg?v=1571610923 I don’t care what I look like, I’m not getting mutilated by hair-rollers. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790228 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790228_746b9908-ce9c-4df7-b3b2-651958f82575.jpg?v=1571610923 I thought I’d make them long to keep your knees warm. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790302 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790302_1084ae82-1a76-4e62-a48d-b6c20448625b.jpg?v=1571610923 Don’t spill this; it’s goldfish. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790305 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790305_f7343e7d-9c80-41f1-be0a-6b47d322d68a.jpg?v=1571610923 What’s the big idea sticking this on the back wall of the garage? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790306 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790306_4f39ff5c-758f-4f52-9e39-ea1f9040932b.jpg?v=1571610923 I hope I’m facing in this direction when I wake up in the morning. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790307 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790307_d6b5c8e5-0ef3-4b33-b2ee-ce92779245c4.jpg?v=1571610923 Your aunt Frieda has left you $50,000 if you’ll promise to look after her cat. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790308 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790308_b35a6f93-fbe4-4c9e-bb80-4f0d01f7f877.jpg?v=1571610923 Sorry I’m late. I got caught in traffic. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790309 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790309_690a77d0-128b-4636-a19f-0e1ae5abfbe7.jpg?v=1571610923 D’you know ‘Shine on Harvest Moon’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790310 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790310_efc1c0b9-4534-4bb4-b614-8f2edf404989.jpg?v=1571610923 The rear-view mirrors are my idea; just until your neck gets better. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790312 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790312_fcba08ff-daff-43b5-97bb-1683460f51e5.jpg?v=1571610923 Take a tip. Don’t look straight in the shaving mirror this morning. Sneak up on it. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790314 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790314_65c09f79-fbcf-46da-b890-00e28e9259b1.jpg?v=1571610923 D’you want that piece of pizza you didn’t eat last week? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790317 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790317.jpg?v=1647007736 Don’t forget the syrup. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790320 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790320_7842d25a-2917-4e00-8c40-4f816c49ac72.jpg?v=1571610923 Have you been out of the country for more than 24 hours? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790321 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790321_cc9122df-7499-4b55-a061-2bfc29de0b5e.jpg?v=1571610924 Can I change channels? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790323 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790323_e9d7e0ee-9ec8-4c24-91d6-c62eab5481b2.jpg?v=1571610924 If this is gonna make me strong and handsome, I think you’d better eat it. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790326 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790326_ae62668a-202b-4a3e-9a42-40c8db6812cb.jpg?v=1571610924 What’s wrong with me picking up a few extra bucks on the way to the movies? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790327 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790327_91e4b3ea-6b48-4c86-9407-65b12b9bfe54.jpg?v=1571610924 And another thing. Because he has to be at work by 5 a. m. , I get stuck with all the breakfast dishes. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790328 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790328_7e08c1ee-b2be-432f-9bea-9275e9de3062.jpg?v=1571610924 I hate giving these injections. Look at my hands shaking. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790330 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790330_b970ba6d-cb04-4356-b2e9-9356a1542f6b.jpg?v=1571610924 Hey Bud, I need change. Give me two twenties for this five. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790403 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790403_1163fade-90e8-440b-94d6-52d2c2c94ab4.jpg?v=1571610924 Mother’s sent you a book for your birthday. She says, ‘Tell him it’s got lots of pictures.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790405 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790405_069e2901-d3f3-4837-8ecf-42344aa58d1a.jpg?v=1571610924 You’re better off working here than lying around the house feeling sorry for yourself. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790406 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790406_73b1159d-a39f-4299-afc8-102b04070714.jpg?v=1571610924 Mommy can’t see very well. D’you wanna swap seats? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790407 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790407_cdce5284-ed92-487a-b137-f33201576074.jpg?v=1571610924 Well look at that! The store across the street has the same binoculars for $15 less. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790409 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790409_81cc624e-c61e-43fd-a305-ded2e27d2e70.jpg?v=1571610924 Silly old me! I’ve been superintendent of this apartment building for 25 years and I thought I’d seen everything. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790410 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790410.jpg?v=1590245888 All the girls are off sick! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790412 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790412_f84b971a-7975-4402-940c-32efede4a35b.jpg?v=1571610924 Go ahead! I’ll only bleed all over your new rug. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790413 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790413_e5d21310-2f0b-417e-bfbf-dcd29d17b1f2.jpg?v=1571610924 D’you believe this?! It said, ‘Umbrellas 50% Off.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790418 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790418_9db3172f-e647-4a55-b788-1d1578b29d74.jpg?v=1571610924 Your hat’s full of cigarette butts again! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790419 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790419_661ff958-e137-445f-ae58-73319f059f0c.jpg?v=1571610924 I’m sure you three will be pleased to hear I’m agreeing to your 15% pay demand. 5% each! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790420 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM790420.jpg?v=1762969452 I think you’ll find, Sir, our brochure says ‘safe beach.’ You must have gone into the water. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790421 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM790421.jpg?v=1761659096 Is it too spicy? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790423 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790423_92b0a770-17ea-4955-b1d3-3fd6a32d3541.jpg?v=1571610924 I’m going soon! Your house is always drafty. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790426 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790426_00e7b59e-e50d-4dd7-803b-ac4e95ed072e.jpg?v=1571610924 Can’t he go and watch some violence on TV? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790501 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/790501.jpg?v=1659291489 If you want to know how you’re going to make your first million, it’ll cost you another five bucks. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790502 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790502_3714132b-ceb6-4d3d-b9b2-c69d75e86fb9.jpg?v=1571610924 See, I got an ‘A’ in ‘Disco Appreciation.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790503 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790503_fc6ca757-ec4e-4698-9253-a3c6599b8931.jpg?v=1571610924 Why do I get the feeling that if I drop this check it’ll jump up and break the window? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790517 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790517_6a369a92-2fec-4bdb-a5e1-9d3a035ac51f.jpg?v=1571610924 I told you this was a classy joint. I just hired a guy with a Ph. D. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790518 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790518_9cd993d6-c638-4d9f-96c0-1053af786fc6.jpg?v=1571610924 Can’t you sit down! This is supposed to be a picnic. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790519 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790519_c931162a-39ac-4733-bf39-25984052bfd0.jpg?v=1571610924 How many dishes does it do to the gallon? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790521 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790521_911de4d1-fbb9-4389-94d8-7cc0f14477e0.jpg?v=1571610924 You should hear what she just called him! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790523 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790523.jpg?v=1631634271 It’s a real treat to talk to someone who doesn’t keep laughing. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790524 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790524_cb2e8d42-5620-4e65-8cc0-3a55f3d8bdbc.jpg?v=1571610925 I told you not to keep asking me to dance. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790525 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790525_fb912b6e-bc86-42cb-8eb5-69adf877b15f.jpg?v=1571610925 He doesn’t have an account with us. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790526 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790526_a369eb21-5dec-4501-ad8b-9e1278836419.jpg?v=1571610925 Hey, boss! This cute little fella wants to know why we’re three years behind with the car payment. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790528 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790528_056e6590-26b5-4539-8783-c1e161e3fbae.jpg?v=1571610925 Your account is $28 overdrawn. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790530 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790530_fa5126cb-6ca3-4aad-adb2-9f14aff5872b.jpg?v=1571610925 I love going out but the old misery always comes home and says he’s too tired. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790531 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790531_7c95e0d0-9a3a-4d93-bc67-05460ec1929c.jpg?v=1571610925 So you left school in 1937 and became a bank robber. What happened after that? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790601 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790601_c27d19b7-0d2c-4e4f-bee9-2549fa70808a.jpg?v=1571610925 I know you’re a veterinarian. Regular doctors won’t touch him! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790605 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790605_648d4ed9-8e61-4348-a961-379120fa0232.jpg?v=1571610925 Don’t make a face; it’s cheaper than food. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790606 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790606_613d77bf-48df-424b-b5ea-d35b374fb57f.jpg?v=1571610925 They got me for $28 tax last week. How did you make out? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790614 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790614_e628f6d1-dcb4-4952-b6de-93aad15aa88e.jpg?v=1571610925 She came straight out of ‘Jams and Jellies’ without signaling. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790615 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790615_7794f373-c60a-40e4-9863-d7d49b242fcb.jpg?v=1571610925 Can’t you answer the front door bell while I’m cooking? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790618 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790618_854834a5-3a87-41da-ae95-921d32a99917.jpg?v=1571610925 I’ll pay for them and we’ll call it your birthday present. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790619 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790619_29f43fd6-24a5-46fb-ac44-5c736ac3ab5e.jpg?v=1571610925 I just can’t believe I’m gonna look like you when I’m 35. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790620 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790620_e4a08c4c-5a47-4831-8548-d198940b3dc5.jpg?v=1571610925 That must be one nervous parrot! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790626 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790626_b20b0295-df88-4c34-8faa-e40e2627fb32.jpg?v=1571610925 I just figured out why they call you ‘The Mouse.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790627 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790627_6e15d348-19e9-45e0-b8db-4e6bb5aac2a7.jpg?v=1571610925 Sorry about the two scars. We had your X-ray upside down. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790629 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790629_5f9bac23-e343-4a3a-926a-2f8fb9a2e95d.jpg?v=1571610925 We can’t complain. It’s their wedding anniversary. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790630 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790630_5791ef0f-f7a8-4f66-bb00-16a5e2296b0c.jpg?v=1571610925 They’re all out, but I’ll tell them you called. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790703 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790703_65cfe6d7-e98c-4b08-85f0-4d1c8aef8fcc.jpg?v=1571610925 I bet they try to keep our $5 deposit! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790704 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790704_4ec3ca82-aeb6-47c4-ace3-933c5960abf2.jpg?v=1571610925 What happened to your head? I was told you’d hurt your foot. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790706 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790706_95870e8d-5fbf-4f47-9dce-439ac722689c.jpg?v=1571610925 You got a Superman T-shirt for him — 32-inch chest? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790711 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790711.jpg?v=1590245833 Thanks for doing my homework last night. The teacher thinks I’m retarded! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790712 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790712_78cf1014-5f2c-4b50-805b-cbc2afe562c5.jpg?v=1571610925 Mix me up another four quarts of this coffee. Think I’ll try it in my transmission. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790716 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790716_5c082d81-810b-447e-8f1a-1e2488282af4.jpg?v=1571610925 I’ve gotta have identification. You must have some sort of pilot’s license? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790718 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790718_dfea0740-23c2-49e2-9665-1afe3396fd99.jpg?v=1571610926 What are you here for? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790721 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790721_ae55fe5e-c061-4e74-95db-a93d47b5568b.jpg?v=1571610926 You’ve eaten all the nuts! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790726 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790726_8806d33d-466b-4865-96fc-c4eb8b58e4ac.jpg?v=1571610926 You do realize I’m going to have to report this, Thompson? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790731 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790731_188230fb-33a7-4e06-be93-ec1e03c6eaff.jpg?v=1571610926 You did very well on our IQ test! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790806 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790806_a7d00ac8-b505-46b8-b539-a6bbe9012bae.jpg?v=1571610926 Phone the newspaper; I just found a second piece of pork in this can of beans! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790809 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790809_f6061a19-6d19-4933-a3e6-dd42bc5df4bf.jpg?v=1571610926 If you’re absolutely certain about me, Doc, could you prescribe some tranquilizers for my husband? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790818 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790818_44cad90f-c898-4dbc-9667-e104362c2158.jpg?v=1571610926 I told you to sip it. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790820 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790820_dc021783-9744-4345-a351-55c50fa066ca.jpg?v=1571610926 Write your name and phone number in my little book and give yourself one and a half stars. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790821 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790821_50b00750-48b3-4f76-83a1-0abcc93c2d1e.jpg?v=1571610926 Don’t you want that soup? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790822 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790822_521d6d20-5d64-40f4-a793-fb980edf0ab0.jpg?v=1571610926 That car you sold me is only getting about six miles to a gallon of gas. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790824 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790824_cc696024-0c54-4902-849b-cf06f289db3d.jpg?v=1571610926 I told you you’d need more than a gallon. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790825 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790825_0802a275-a2ff-43fb-bac8-5fc4132766f3.jpg?v=1571610926 We’re having a party downstairs. D’you wanna come? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790828 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790828_36644e4a-f201-4c45-ab13-b7a838f460ed.jpg?v=1571610926 Dig up your father or you won’t get any ice cream. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790829 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790829_a4caabec-6a67-4fb8-a917-0045f81b14c3.jpg?v=1571610926 Your wife’s got a very bad case of sunburn on her tongue. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790903 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790903_0e60c7ed-34bb-4a1c-b094-3afd5ae99692.jpg?v=1571610926 I could have sworn you were related to Sophia Loren. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790910 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790910_eafb98e5-a6ad-4921-aa55-487a056d198f.jpg?v=1571610926 First time I’ve seen gold-plated tools. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790914 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790914_a8f148a2-948f-4cef-a300-05b65f87633b.jpg?v=1571610926 Gimme the keys to your company car! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790917 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790917_43a0a073-bec8-4398-b0b5-2c2a5166e3b5.jpg?v=1571610926 I’d say you picked a bad time to fire your cook. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790920 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790920_e860f06b-a086-4401-9d0d-1eee88944243.jpg?v=1571610926 Is there a reverse switch on the drill? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790924 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790924_2a8c004e-db74-42bc-8119-f93c9e113e5c.jpg?v=1571610926 The management has gone on strike demanding we take a 10 percent pay cut. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790925 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790925_d47457c7-e696-47b6-81fa-61de5bb0dabd.jpg?v=1571610926 What does he want to eat, a bowl of ants? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790926 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790926_e6daa2de-56a1-4971-8fd2-9d916e8459f7.jpg?v=1571610926 What have you been feeding that parrot? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790927 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790927_78fc0f1a-4eca-48ac-ab23-e60290123a6e.jpg?v=1571610926 Look at your best shirt. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm790928 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM790928_36c9d5d0-ba84-4725-8e4a-e4f83efdfdbc.jpg?v=1571610926 Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fair…… https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791012 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791012_ddc683f6-480a-4f6c-8fb7-d8c93c018b38.jpg?v=1571610926 Are you a good runner? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791015 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791015_44a0272a-3eb5-44c7-9440-34058bcfbf05.jpg?v=1571610926 That’s 10 rings. Shall we try for 11? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791022 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791022_9bd2b840-c87e-409d-accb-fc47df0459df.jpg?v=1571610926 You should never try to fix an electric shaver. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791025 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791025_9721703c-559e-46d4-870b-495dcac4724b.jpg?v=1571610927 It’s hardly sex discrimination just because I can’t picture you as a topless waitress. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791029 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791029_8e5c3731-3e4a-4d04-8540-3aaa2b987f02.jpg?v=1571610927 How’s he feeling? I badly need a pair of kidneys. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791030 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/791030.jpg?v=1659291534 Will you turn that fan down! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791102 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791102_2b8f6759-c021-4231-bada-99937b0cc45b.jpg?v=1571610927 I had to shorten the pants quite a lot. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791103 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791103_1c2312e8-0f9d-4c7a-885a-0f5fcd5dfb1b.jpg?v=1571610927 It’s your own fault for forgetting the can of cat food. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791105 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791105_ce83db96-be60-4052-8e80-1d204ff0f5fb.jpg?v=1571610927 If you have to sneeze, do it during the lunchbreak. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791106 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791106_7a8a0653-76e9-4dec-be42-a88c07f76ddc.jpg?v=1571610927 That stove should be in a war museum. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791107 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791107_bea39a8c-a47c-4698-9851-722b03b0574f.jpg?v=1571610927 Your green pills are all gone. Do you wanna take a blue and a yellow? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791109 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791109_76a47150-829f-4485-a104-59d8dd6cff10.jpg?v=1571610927 He gets uncomfortable meeting strangers. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791116 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791116_03357cd1-438c-47de-b290-e87e213d0f8b.jpg?v=1571610927 Don’t blame the cat. What would you do if someone sat on you? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791121 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791121_d43b152f-5051-41d7-a71d-2bf30664a64a.jpg?v=1571610927 Watch out for that loose stair! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791122 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791122.jpg?v=1629218097 He’s glued his feet again. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791126 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791126_1b55abda-0c26-43b0-ab5b-aa390a104c43.jpg?v=1571610927 What have you done to your hair? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791130 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791130_35d21427-90c5-4dbf-8a8c-501e1a1fe33f.jpg?v=1571610927 What are you hiding behind your back? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791207 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791207_b1c7f252-509f-449b-b4d9-bbd4569b5d5b.jpg?v=1571610927 You must be crazy, driving 800 miles in one day. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791211 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791211_1d770e6e-2c0a-4b85-b133-61c11825fdae.jpg?v=1571610927 Mr. Soames here is the best teacher we have. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791219 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791219_60f7c100-b88f-41b3-86e3-f314b1c93236.jpg?v=1571610927 If you want to see something ‘real cheap’, take a look in this mirror. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791222 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791222_c2c45719-1362-4e87-9ac3-8e55cead32b1.jpg?v=1571610927 You’re a lot uglier than your pictures. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791224 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791224_627e20ef-d261-4953-a307-dcb7995b2427.jpg?v=1571610927 He put our clock radio in his sack! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm791231 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM791231_bb4976fd-03c3-440e-a860-7d3cb8be536c.jpg?v=1571610927 This new night fragrance is called ‘Surrender.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800102 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800102_25fd7f48-9866-461d-84db-360e77cd7e98.jpg?v=1571610928 Would you say you are, ‘extremely happy,’ ‘happy’, ‘average’ or ‘bored stiff’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800103 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800103_b2ac2fbb-f6f9-4c99-8c99-c697e762175e.jpg?v=1571610928 Can you eat turkey leftovers again? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800104 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800104_4cad4dd7-d88a-47ea-8cfc-d0928bb14c03.jpg?v=1571610928 He’s the equivalent of 49 years old, but he’s not intelligent enough to get crabby! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800109 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800109_8f35a7a9-00de-4e28-8b6e-77332cea253d.jpg?v=1571610928 I always knew there was something different about you, Charlie. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800110 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800110_a82db27c-5e8d-4bf8-96f7-a79f325dc96b.jpg?v=1571610928 Boy, that takes me back! I haven’t seen a suit like that for 30 years. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800111 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800111_afd66169-308b-46d4-905f-7c18e03f2620.jpg?v=1571610928 There’s a 200-foot monster outside and he tells her to bolt the door. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800112 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800112_e6415ae6-4b56-4a33-9eb6-18e393527595.jpg?v=1571610928 Please have your tickets ready. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800211 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800211_6620d842-a4c3-443a-97b7-f3b7ac4c988b.jpg?v=1571610928 Why don’t I recommend a plastic surgeon to do something about that nose? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800212 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800212_266f09f0-6e05-4e1c-84c1-a8b223d825a5.jpg?v=1571610928 Got a room with a balcony? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800215 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800215_430bc3e0-3254-4ad5-b63d-af38e69bdff5.jpg?v=1571610928 If gasoline were $5 a gallon, do you realize how many camels we could sell in a year? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800216 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800216.jpg?v=1571610928 Mr. and Mrs. Roberts to see you, Doctor. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800220 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800220_cdb1ffb2-6a2b-4e17-b412-2d13e799fb6f.jpg?v=1571610928 They say behind every successful man there’s a woman. Here’s a picture of my wife. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800222 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800222_25fdecae-c280-43e8-931e-a2ffc98434fd.jpg?v=1571610928 It wasn’t three somersaults. It was two and a half! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800223 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800223_0cf374b6-a1b4-4d63-a5f2-74db19abe149.jpg?v=1571610928 Take your time. The plane doesn’t leave for 3 minutes. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800226 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800226_bb41f897-f895-4227-9e25-55e3b38d88e3.jpg?v=1571610928 Don’t stand too close; you’ll make them homesick! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800227 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800227_b9586ee1-103e-4d88-9546-4d73601d456c.jpg?v=1571610928 I know the runny green stuff is potato. What’s the black gravel? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800228 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800228_753c74cc-4c45-47b4-8ed0-03e19400a47f.jpg?v=1571610928 Has that one got blue eyes? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800304 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800304_0d1f80b2-f7f1-4839-aa2e-d37b95d57bb2.jpg?v=1571610928 Got any discarded clothing? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800308 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800308_b640e1c6-b22e-4f3c-9a22-5c42be0157b1.jpg?v=1571610928 Is it the meatloaf again? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800310 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800310_5c733fad-adf4-4a2c-984a-b49a7f63d159.jpg?v=1571610928 Don’t ask questions. Just see if my umbrella’s under the sink. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800311 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800311_11005e1c-55f2-441a-bbf5-0d16170ab7f2.jpg?v=1571610928 Oh boy! A whole dollar. I hope it doesn’t spoil me. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800313 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800313_bb3e3960-1377-4b0d-b6c5-603e03356c66.jpg?v=1571610928 Surely you must know if you have health insurance… https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800314 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800314_c2e52929-e006-4cbb-ada3-80b448a96b89.jpg?v=1571610928 You’re supposed to rub it on your head, not drink it! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800317 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800317_575f1f25-ce7d-45d8-b635-698bc55b4d38.jpg?v=1571610928 There’s an elephant on TV and she’s throwing peanuts at it! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800318 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800318_7905a4e0-d7b7-4df5-98e7-238a7d10973a.jpg?v=1571610928 Say ‘cheese.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800319 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800319_c21b111e-d70d-4131-9b07-7da8fdfcaf75.jpg?v=1571610928 Don’t you ever rinse my shirts when you wash them? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800320 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800320_fb6fd8fb-fa84-4518-955a-bd0f216a4954.jpg?v=1571610928 You say you were hunting a bear when it jammed? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800322 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800322_fc1f9b4a-0fbc-43a4-9fca-c6b4cc32175d.jpg?v=1571610929 Now snore. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800505 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800505_85ee0d05-c0a3-42da-92e7-2105f573195c.jpg?v=1571610929 Harry, quick, get over here. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800506 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800506_e08a1818-031f-4801-89c7-0092683af732.jpg?v=1571610929 Don’t tell me I’m getting HIM. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800507 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800507_44c5f3d8-537c-4280-9cc5-6a44ccdd75a7.jpg?v=1571610929 PUT THAT BACK. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800508 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800508_5303685c-5ca8-4f46-b38c-6c4e054aa13a.jpg?v=1571610929 The kitchen’s on fire again. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800509 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800509_72c3bda2-47ff-4365-8a93-614d428488a1.jpg?v=1571610929 You’re not supposed to THROW it! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800512 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800512_c9d4aff8-7b66-4174-ac53-b15f3f0c3ced.jpg?v=1571610929 He’s put gravy in his water pistol. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800513 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800513_59e0ed62-77c2-4d33-b34a-594738c7f8ea.jpg?v=1571610929 At least she’s trying to communicate. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800514 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800514_a8408c2a-0c80-49b1-ba1d-ca5e046afb7a.jpg?v=1571610929 That guy gave us three ice cream cones for Dad’s camera. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800515 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800515_2bf2855b-1a20-41f9-9718-3ca6aa6e1acc.jpg?v=1571610929 By the time we get in there, all the monkeys will be worn out! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800516 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800516_c9dc3e2e-3043-450c-a490-46532aff8ada.jpg?v=1571610929 My mother mustn’t know! I told her you’d run off with your secretary. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800521 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800521_9d2eafab-0d2b-4553-a115-0475c628a8ef.jpg?v=1571610929 CUCKOO. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800522 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800522_070eb60b-b8e8-4f72-8cc6-27542e73090c.jpg?v=1571610929 What do you do in your spare time? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800524 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800524_ac4db06e-8b9e-4df2-a4e9-bc06cc316502.jpg?v=1571610929 Dad, lend me $5,000 and I promise I’ll clean my room for a whole week. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800528 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800528_d7c10292-feb8-4dbf-8a89-e870fe884d3d.jpg?v=1571610929 I see you bought a new dog. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800529 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800529_6dd45c8d-3c50-4ab6-b5bd-fc565937626e.jpg?v=1571610929 Where have you been? You’re last! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800530 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800530_9726396a-1264-4e5b-9b02-75f256e8d9f0.jpg?v=1571610929 I hear you have a room to rent. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800602 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800602_36a03595-4b6e-4abc-a957-98eed4043cfd.jpg?v=1571610929 I wish you wouldn’t eat cookies in bed. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800605 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800605_c4da2723-7211-40fb-9c16-aaf51068ab8d.jpg?v=1571610929 He will! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800606 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800606_a9044c86-1631-4770-ad60-bb995443dd38.jpg?v=1571610929 Your boss said you can have your job back when you get out if you tell him where the $50,000 is. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800607 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800607_d5e3ef44-5065-4775-8150-debdcf64962d.jpg?v=1571610929 D’you want the movie, or shall we watch the news and have a good laugh? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800609 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800609_b8e9468c-1c05-434e-967e-7fa177208a35.jpg?v=1571610929 You got down there to do sit-ups and fell asleep. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800610 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800610_3f36437b-94d0-4e3b-8fd4-8d410cdbf5ec.jpg?v=1571610929 The rabbits are eating all his carrots. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800611 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800611_346e1459-b5f2-442e-ac4d-93b7e4bd0233.jpg?v=1571610929 I don’t suppose you’ve got a bottle of Thousand Island salad dressing in your pocket, do you? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800612 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800612_9a35cd24-5b8f-472f-8d1a-0c9994504543.jpg?v=1571610929 You weighed 100 pounds on our wedding day, so I’m not even married to three-quarters of you! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800613 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800613_32c43af7-9b17-4fcd-9c01-641ad39ec767.jpg?v=1571610929 I had to give your sausages a shot with the fire extinguisher. Do you still want to eat them? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800614 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800614_e9c1001b-8d8f-4569-8389-a08e12bff1e5.jpg?v=1571610929 The soup of the day has gone off. How about the soup of tomorrow? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800618 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800618_977633e7-a8e1-4ae6-bb7f-5fbe19869458.jpg?v=1571610930 I’ve only got 5 cents. I’ll have one big bite of this. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800621 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800621_e36ff3a9-78ba-4da7-9fc3-2991d8ee5dcf.jpg?v=1571610930 Got change for a quarter so I can leave this guy a tip? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800623 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800623_6ed65cad-c5c4-4300-b6c5-573123a6a119.jpg?v=1571610930 Come down here. You’ve ruined my plant. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800702 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800702_8d51ae43-6efb-489c-9673-e5ca80d7337b.jpg?v=1571610930 You got a dog? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800721 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800721_57dafd5b-0e51-45a0-9f85-ffcf51e925c4.jpg?v=1571610930 Throw them farther! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800722 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800722_79c504ce-90b3-42c8-9f53-6bb51eb29aea.jpg?v=1571610930 I know how you feel! I missed a 2-inch putt once. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800724 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800724_48b0a600-1120-48eb-8cd1-41a41ded6b96.jpg?v=1571610930 What was all that screaming outside? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800725 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800725_975c7020-fa27-45b3-aebc-63d9149e19f9.jpg?v=1571610930 I’m not keen on this big sponge. All the bathwater’s gone! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800728 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800728_139643b9-6851-4a7a-99c9-500edefbff1d.jpg?v=1571610930 It’s my ex-boyfriend. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800729 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800729_da911dc0-801b-4d8f-9cf7-9efca14f32bc.jpg?v=1571610930 Have you decided? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800731 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800731_0a0f7d1f-d660-4100-9391-7d20093ed6fd.jpg?v=1571610930 That’s our pen! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800801 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800801_42d5f602-8dbf-4709-b8e9-1d89432e7f4f.jpg?v=1571610930 He watched a heart transplant on TV three days ago, and he’s still recovering. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800802 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800802_5247adaf-179c-4a51-9c3a-11cbc55b2981.jpg?v=1571610930 What do I have to do to get some service around here? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800804 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800804_3ae9cc13-a9cf-4c29-b41c-b70f2006dbcf.jpg?v=1571610930 Do you mind keeping the noise down! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800805 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800805_af610c22-a52d-4a5d-9658-88a9081fec1d.jpg?v=1571610930 I don’t care if we have been married 15 years, I’m not buying any brushes. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800811 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800811_cfb711ea-09d2-4094-ab84-cfb30e14fcfc.jpg?v=1571610930 I just moved in next door. Where do you keep your lawn mower? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800812 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800812_413a4039-6cc9-45c9-81b6-c1fd4500fa8a.jpg?v=1571610930 He’ll be back soon. He’s gone for a cherry split. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800813 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800813_050abfa0-68d6-42aa-a6e0-043cab6740b9.jpg?v=1571610930 Wake up, Dad. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800814 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800814_31459453-dca1-4f47-8371-8a59012224c5.jpg?v=1571610930 I’d better go now, Snookums. I’m with a patient. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800815 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800815_a67dd747-ae64-4793-b4d5-5331a250c20b.jpg?v=1571610930 Your shoes are marking the rug! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800818 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800818_b6013ecb-251d-4355-9ab0-1276da52befa.jpg?v=1571610930 I told you not to wear that dumb hat. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800821 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800821_190baa92-e8e8-44dd-b655-a425de28049d.jpg?v=1571610930 Have you seen my pantyhose anywhere? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800822 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800822_67e9a621-e8f3-475e-b186-54efa2b59e6f.jpg?v=1571610930 Will you buzz off! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800825 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800825_308e1517-ad73-4831-b229-626ad08f1aa1.jpg?v=1571610930 Twelve glasses of milk and 12 cookies. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800826 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800826_55ada8d3-35ec-452f-b03b-39758efdb614.jpg?v=1571610930 BIGFOOT! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800829 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800829_a5792ee0-d33f-4930-a321-e5e530ed6ef4.jpg?v=1571610930 I never have any luck with living things. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800830 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800830_e5f69e75-9890-48d8-9b7d-296f3569e1eb.jpg?v=1571610930 Charlie, can you fix four flat tires? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800902 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800902_249d4b75-c460-46c5-8958-0693e580fa98.jpg?v=1571610930 I see on your applicaton that you used to be a termite inspector. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800903 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800903_4f2fed83-bf99-4144-808a-9381dbc87bb6.jpg?v=1571610931 Have you been waiting long? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800904 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800904_99f4bb6c-4e95-4090-a805-9acdaea94e1a.jpg?v=1571610931 I think I prefer the blue. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800905 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800905_ee5f9fea-fe22-414f-ab74-659622604adf.jpg?v=1571610931 Make sure this one doesn’t leave before he pays his bill. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800906 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800906_c3589822-e8a9-41ab-8cd7-ee068e0876aa.jpg?v=1571610931 My ball went in the hole! What shall I do now? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800908 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800908_771c1810-fea5-41e3-99ea-89adad596488.jpg?v=1571610931 I think we’ll stay away from the jumbo burger! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800909 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800909_5b948af5-152a-4fae-9922-1732ef448e5c.jpg?v=1571610931 I wouldn’t pay $4 admission to look at you! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800910 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800910_4b7e862a-b6d9-4b89-b0e0-096a1b891ec0.jpg?v=1571610931 I don’t know whether to try to weed the lawn or tell everyone it’s a vegetable garden. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800913 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800913_575d20c6-fa35-40f6-8e16-7b512f6ff38c.jpg?v=1571610931 Have you been at my sherry again, Wilkins? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800915 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800915_cd6a3a3d-254e-4628-9c05-455444e68350.jpg?v=1571610931 We don’t usually accept first-grade students until they’re five years old. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800917 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800917_4c81c90d-f534-47ce-92f8-0a0da48c0665.jpg?v=1571610931 Can you send a tow truck? I’m about 300 yards inside the Lion Safari Park. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800920 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM800920.jpg?v=1761626771 My mistake. I’m supposed to rub it on your chest. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800923 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800923.jpg?v=1571610931 Even I can paint better than that! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800924 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800924_3fcb3860-d171-4e2d-84ae-298773cd2fbd.jpg?v=1571610931 Have you seen the latest electric model? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800927 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800927_d2e6c13d-5b58-4149-86ac-0d7468ce238e.jpg?v=1571610931 You won’t be losing a daughter. We’re going to live here! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm800930 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM800930_c122f7e9-40f8-425c-94f2-79ce4f4c17d8.jpg?v=1571610931 SIT! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801003 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801003_3f0e7ff0-c511-4f65-a05a-871064e637cd.jpg?v=1571610931 Are they the new shoes you bought for $10? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801004 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801004_c48fa333-299e-4f5c-9cf6-dd15bf8a8180.jpg?v=1571610931 They ALWAYS go on the warpath when we’re eating! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801007 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801007_b75cd33a-7f1c-4be5-96ea-c0e0eeabb56b.jpg?v=1571610931 This may be out of your price range. It’s $2. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801009 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801009_77b1fc76-7154-4615-8eb6-43e5997e2b7b.jpg?v=1571610931 I came in third! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801013 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801013_5c660638-2e2b-40b7-bac5-93c8e0e41d4a.jpg?v=1571610931 I told you it was a dog movie! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801014 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM801014.jpg?v=1761627168 You told me on the phone that you were a six-footer! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801016 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801016_0006a8e7-5a13-4fc6-bd57-0697c8f7552d.jpg?v=1571610931 Which one of you is General Smith? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801017 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801017_f10f39b8-0971-4ced-9265-b83c4f1bc906.jpg?v=1571610932 Can we have our horseshoe back? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801020 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801020_08bd76d9-1638-45b2-8372-f916cfaeda05.jpg?v=1571610932 I’m gonna use this ball. I keep losing the other ones. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801022 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/801022.jpg?v=1659291562 We haven’t seen a duck for two hours! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801024 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801024_de173fa3-4c52-4e6b-ab50-53d53130d588.jpg?v=1571610932 I think we’ll get out of here before the cowboy movie starts. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801025 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801025_a46f1988-f9c0-480c-9c1c-4622e31c0c92.jpg?v=1571610932 It was a great party, Ralph. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801028 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801028.jpg?v=1590245727 I was lucky I hit the pin! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801029 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801029_851b8f28-f3d3-4c20-ac1a-145c3954762f.jpg?v=1571610932 I don’t know what this is, but it’s new and improved, so it must be good! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801031 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801031_a2e23aca-bef4-4d57-a1b8-fdccbc01682e.jpg?v=1571610932 I made you a nice fruitcake, but the guard said it could be used as an offensive weapon. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801103 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801103_2fe75297-9822-4c0e-ab0d-b2511e455810.jpg?v=1571610932 I can’t figure it. These carrot plants are getting smaller! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801104 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801104_a55b0f92-7106-44a7-8c96-8f9c5f0967bb.jpg?v=1571610932 I keep the door locked. I can’t understand how they all got in there! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801106 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801106_fa65b98d-f1d0-46c4-a301-f370be4bd245.jpg?v=1571610932 I’m still not getting any more hot water! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801107 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801107_ddb7ce8a-b8aa-4b35-b1b0-add3664e8f50.jpg?v=1571610932 This stew is ruined. You said you’d be home last year! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801108 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801108.jpg?v=1571610932 I’d let you talk more, but you’re not as interesting as me. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801110 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801110_7041eb4d-065c-4ba4-8082-a84e43025ed3.jpg?v=1571610932 Back to the drawing board, smarty-pants! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801112 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801112_f135a53b-bc01-455c-ac0e-f67575010f48.jpg?v=1571610932 Stop him! He’s got your dinner. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801113 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801113_338b6e15-7f1d-45ac-8596-67f17d48c20d.jpg?v=1571610932 This is not the bank! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801114 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801114_897ae1b8-b9b1-4f97-a30a-6013a978ca26.jpg?v=1571610932 Be fair! He did ask you twice to take it off. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801115 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801115_28aba9df-2873-40b6-9e02-decaf096de90.jpg?v=1571610932 Don’t try to tell me my job! That’s No. 37! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801117 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801117_c9db80bf-b948-410b-ae04-457a9b6d301e.jpg?v=1571610932 Do you take trade-ins? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801122 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801122_2ef85db4-9666-4a06-8f8a-748335e191e9.jpg?v=1571610932 Your wife’s been away for three weeks now. Have you had anything to eat? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801124 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801124_f83d1fec-24d9-4ab9-893e-42165c2641d8.jpg?v=1571610932 Have the hamburger on the house. You’re the first customer who ever came back! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801125 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801125_35f5c1db-3209-4060-a93b-59ba38d67361.jpg?v=1571610932 When I told him it would be nice to have my breakfast in bed once in a while, he told me to sleep in the kitchen. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801201 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801201_c53d12a3-3f2e-4902-aee8-e1b55e43fa81.jpg?v=1571610932 I never said a word. He said it! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801202 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801202_976d643e-4477-4f8c-9f5c-8e9bea779b42.jpg?v=1571610932 I finally got a day off! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801203 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801203_ca851e9f-1b21-459f-81e2-845e7bc5c790.jpg?v=1571610932 You said it was getting tired. It’s gone to bed! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801204 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801204_bb967f5e-8dba-476a-8903-533eded11c3f.jpg?v=1571610932 Don’t keep whistling. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801205 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801205_25b27828-b2c3-44a7-a874-e55cff2fc85d.jpg?v=1571610932 Don’t look at me like that. It’s ‘evolution.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801206 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801206_0c7adc67-268a-4798-9af5-5cc9ecf4b5aa.jpg?v=1571610932 I changed the baby. Now what? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801208 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801208_62bdfcdc-a529-42e9-b326-451b866f7df0.jpg?v=1571610933 If I bought your burglar alarm for $30, it would be the only thing in here worth stealing. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801209 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801209_0d113fee-20a6-42b5-89b8-c2d579bfa5d6.jpg?v=1571610933 He hates it when someone uses his bowl. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801210 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801210_3031b253-7b4c-4783-86af-db9980a59363.jpg?v=1571610933 I can’t understand a word he says! Try him in Spanish. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801211 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801211_cfba46dd-4ba6-450e-afe7-5a667dca64b4.jpg?v=1571610933 One step closer and I’ll soak you to the skin. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801215 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801215_73ba8577-4dbc-4369-a8d3-9111b4bf501c.jpg?v=1571610933 How many times have I told you not to start moving till I get my glasses on? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801216 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801216_cc731bd9-056f-4be8-af2e-6362f24ed4e4.jpg?v=1571610933 You were sleepwalking again last night. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801217 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801217_1db72fbd-968b-4f97-bd75-676d8c2d3a29.jpg?v=1571610933 Of course it’s empty! I had to hide everything. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801219 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801219_d25ae2f0-9cb2-4775-9b60-3cfdee91f7c0.jpg?v=1571610933 Looking at you, I’d guess your wife doesn’t have exceptionally good taste! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801220 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801220_2812b07d-90cd-4b19-9129-746da85790c7.jpg?v=1571610933 Have you got a medium-sized hummingbird? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801222 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801222_8ca929df-1950-423a-9431-23fa10dc5238.jpg?v=1571610933 You must be hearing things; my phone wasn’t ringing. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801223 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801223_c3cf7317-061e-493b-a534-d0967e083bc1.jpg?v=1571610933 Ho, ho, ho. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801224 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801224_52a57260-5338-4022-ac37-32cb6f8772ec.jpg?v=1571610933 I have to be in bed at eight, so get there about five minutes past. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801225 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801225_0c3ee02e-4b81-4f95-9709-ebdfbc88fcfe.jpg?v=1571610933 He’s been filling it with food for 47 years! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801227 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801227_e595bc28-9da9-43b6-862f-891135a1a1eb.jpg?v=1571610933 Your wife’s still standing in the doorway. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801229 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801229.jpg?v=1647007888 Where did you get these eggs? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801230 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801230_2838456e-6cf1-4131-9474-9cafe0914ab1.jpg?v=1571610933 Operator, how do I make a long-distance call from here? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm801231 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM801231_dd077148-4a45-4138-b00e-66245e86034b.jpg?v=1571610933 Why don’t you listen? I said bring me a WENCH. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810101 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810101_8f562d38-959f-4bf2-b5ab-6ffc4eca90de.jpg?v=1571610933 The doctor won’t be long. Are you sure you wouldn’t like a cup of coffee? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810102 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810102_7cec2f27-9462-4b64-9d82-2b1f9ed013a4.jpg?v=1571610933 Joe’s my bodyguard while I tell you where I’ve been all night. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810103 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810103_e16bf397-0fc3-4b4d-ba55-2940aab857f1.jpg?v=1571610933 What are you asking me for? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810105 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810105_79d134e3-6049-427e-bb40-9df29f66f8fe.jpg?v=1571610933 This is ‘Earth.’ We don’t hang around here too long — they’re all bananas. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810106 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810106_ced04877-d509-4779-9b5e-8853ffb3f6c1.jpg?v=1571610933 Tell Sandra, lover-boy is here. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810107 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810107_b5c5a979-453c-4e32-b786-a8190506c98a.jpg?v=1571610933 When I said you could have your friends over for lunch, I meant humans. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810108 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810108_7512fae7-93a8-47c6-a2f1-2145af74d38c.jpg?v=1571610933 I want you to know I’m a firm supporter of the ERA. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810109 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810109_18fcb032-5a27-425b-97f0-5c3324859154.jpg?v=1571610933 I don’t think all that natural food is doing you any good! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810110 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810110_9d8de4b1-6b6f-4537-a945-38ceb8f7eb21.jpg?v=1571610933 The car wash never gets it clean. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810113 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810113_afcc10b5-b139-47d8-8639-9e7e145c7be5.jpg?v=1571610933 What’s the big idea telling my wife you’re getting a new dishwasher? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810114 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810114_cb506e4c-2ae0-4a00-931f-ddb8543f72da.jpg?v=1571610933 Can’t you keep still? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810115 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810115_5a875149-343a-41fb-86fc-c4e80ce13e93.jpg?v=1571610934 Keep an eye on that one. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810116 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810116_c287737b-00cb-4b80-8751-cab92e60c948.jpg?v=1571610934 She was doing her TV exercises and has been stuck there through three soap operas! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810117 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810117_587969c7-41eb-4799-ae33-e6952b89c577.jpg?v=1571610934 Six boxes of cookies for you, and no arguments. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810119 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810119_104a3a3c-cdd8-4f6b-81d1-c5540099c57e.jpg?v=1571610934 Excuse me. The machine is making a funny noise and the little light is going in a straight line. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810120 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810120_7dbf45c6-196c-4a18-9938-787cc052efca.jpg?v=1571610934 Here’s your watch, Johnson. You’re retiring early.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810122 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810122_db261b19-cb79-4332-adfe-b5f3b30c372d.jpg?v=1571610934 I thought you were gonna clean up this kitchen. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810123 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810123_67c2290b-4df5-4895-89c5-793e9fc4e723.jpg?v=1571610934 What are you doing? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810127 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810127_7ef0d97a-7e97-4b13-92d3-3bb5f7d26192.jpg?v=1571610934 You’ll have to wait for your soup. I can’t do everything! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810131 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810131_b4780e63-11eb-4a13-8c1f-9de30a7c7243.jpg?v=1571610934 You’d better let the cat in before he wakes up the street. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810202 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810202_fa1fa81c-f465-469f-b633-c9f874f5f06e.jpg?v=1571610934 What’s my whisk doing in here? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810203 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810203_f336e680-a2e9-42a6-8c0f-e4ce94d57cd7.jpg?v=1571610934 Going anywhere near the tropics? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810204 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810204_eeb03bd6-a5d8-4830-8b61-acebbd7ee2ea.jpg?v=1571610934 NO CAPTION, Cupid Dating Service, waiting room https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810206 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810206_9390c368-b7d0-4a1f-9ae8-62a1745c4578.jpg?v=1571610934 I gave your sandwich to the wrong customer. Do you still want it? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810207 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810207_98e16fde-f13c-4f29-8256-245d0b44950f.jpg?v=1571610934 Did you say that guy next door joined the Army? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810217 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810217_a6eb6c3d-0e40-413d-b7c6-7bbf0ad1cb9c.jpg?v=1571610934 I was practicing my karate and she hit me with half a brick. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810219 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810219_5ff1d224-095e-49c5-853b-cf60a52d31e5.jpg?v=1571610934 What do you want for your birthday, a battery-tester or a set of screwdrivers? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810220 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810220_cf62f322-3388-4a20-871a-87026253fdc8.jpg?v=1571610934 You heard me! Take your hat off. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810221 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810221_82e9a2e6-616a-483a-adda-e81439b6377d.jpg?v=1571610934 Smoking or non-smoking? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810225 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810225_a3feeff7-5394-4fbe-b5ab-4d379960603f.jpg?v=1571610934 That guy who’s filling in for you at the office is a real worker. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810226 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810226_c3e0ad3f-4cf7-42af-80c8-4fbafd934ee0.jpg?v=1571610934 I put two eggs in this cake! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810227 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810227_491f54df-33eb-40a0-8e03-def39ee73044.jpg?v=1571610934 That’s nice! You show up and all the gorillas run inside. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810228 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810228_ef2ee9b5-fc16-4cb7-b5a0-3f23daa4e797.jpg?v=1571610934 There are more than eight cornflakes in there! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810303 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810303_bc9c8d81-997d-4a2d-af86-c0d4795226ef.jpg?v=1571610935 He’s half parrot and half homing pigeon. I’ve sold him ten times! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810304 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810304_647563c6-67ce-4fcb-82a8-dc790868b1c3.jpg?v=1571610935 This is one I did on my trip to Australia. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810307 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810307_757371a9-0437-49ef-9937-4c61a858d3c6.jpg?v=1571610935 D’you think we really need a kitchen? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810309 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810309_cd07ed0b-ef08-408a-9ae3-f7a4216f8e74.jpg?v=1571610935 It’s not egg on toast. It’s egg OR toast! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810310 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810310_c38c9add-875e-4fe5-a136-ef5cfade5e99.jpg?v=1571610935 They shouldn’t be showing girls in bikinis when kids his age are watching! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810312 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810312_6695f84d-ba7f-4505-a688-6b0069cf2cc0.jpg?v=1571610935 You can’t expect me to learn the job in five minutes, can you? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810313 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM810313.jpg?v=1733331746 Where’s that dumb cat? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810314 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810314_e94cc493-97ed-4cd1-82a0-ce7faf0c4db5.jpg?v=1571610935 One of these hot dogs fell on the floor. You’ll have to toss a coin. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810316 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810316.jpg?v=1641596261 He’s got my tuna fish sandwiches again! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810317 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810317.jpg?v=1662226246 Harry, the Earth isn’t the third planet from the sun, is it? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810318 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810318_be37a7eb-48ad-4d52-b184-a75fd553d73f.jpg?v=1571610935 Let me know if you ever need a good defense lawyer. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810319 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810319_c33f3504-4aa1-4a82-82f5-12867c1ccc3f.jpg?v=1571610935 That one’s genuine crocodile! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810320 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810320_f5ac5181-543a-4e30-b60e-fae5c1a25836.jpg?v=1571610935 Close that door! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810323 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810323_3f74c532-1e3d-41ee-8783-9fedc5f23892.jpg?v=1571610935 Strange how all six of your previous employers left the ‘C’ out of the word ‘excellent.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810324 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810324_6d3f3eb3-1f4c-4977-bb2e-b704d9523b29.jpg?v=1571610935 Keep it to yourself, but I’ve finished spending that $5 you gave me for Christmas. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810325 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810325_8c0b6235-3172-4185-8345-40af9eb9063d.jpg?v=1571610935 Dear Diary, the old skinflint forgot my allowance again. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810326 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810326.jpg?v=1577139529 That was either Superman or dad falling off the roof. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810327 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810327_8f488f34-194c-4aed-a6a8-a31d6e35dc5b.jpg?v=1571610935 It must have been that time your brother brought his portable over! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810328 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810328_2046dd11-5deb-4115-b5e7-8563185577b2.jpg?v=1571610935 Please don’t slurp that soup whilst I’m trying to watch the movie. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810330 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810330_9c198104-1cce-4207-b491-7a48759ea59e.jpg?v=1571610935 I see you giving me a $20 tip! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810331 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810331_4e5a2945-7c7c-4601-8871-1cd2fb9eb626.jpg?v=1571610935 I want a book on speed-reading and 85 Westerns. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810401 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810401_1a760a4a-1b9b-412e-870e-4430eb0a645f.jpg?v=1571610935 As it was a false alarm, I’ll just give you one quick squirt. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810402 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810402.jpg?v=1629218026 If he’s your brother, sir, I’m sure I would have remembered him. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810403 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810403_7797b97e-309e-485b-a976-33630f08cc89.jpg?v=1571610935 Did you tell the dog he couldn’t go out tonight? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810404 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810404_0818f9ea-7a80-4ffd-a979-402b910bfb48.jpg?v=1571610935 This one turns men into putty! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810406 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810406_9d81988f-054d-469d-8cb7-ca49a7ea0300.jpg?v=1571610935 If you don’t want to be my caddy, there are plenty of other people who do! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810407 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810407_930cf69b-6de7-44b2-a9a4-77a95f94b076.jpg?v=1571610935 What’s the matter with you? I’m looking for my checkbook! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810409 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810409_1513741f-4a3e-45ac-bc4a-3eec768a3fbf.jpg?v=1571610935 Can I borrow that magazine you were reading in bed last night? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810410 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810410.jpg?v=1641596203 Now don’t mention coming in here when we get home. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810411 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810411_ac6b0e08-0261-4175-b988-96aecdcd9bbf.jpg?v=1571610936 Did you fix my sewing machine? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810413 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810413_7d747225-ad9c-4bc2-b7e1-c3015cd53a58.jpg?v=1571610936 The sink was clogged! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810415 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810415_4f7945d2-7284-4726-9345-3ad5e169598d.jpg?v=1571610936 Oh dear! Look where I left poor old dad’s guitar. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810417 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810417_76de88e5-19b5-4831-b941-7ee3752c8bf6.jpg?v=1571610936 The old brakes failed! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810418 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810418_e2ba3fb0-0bac-4512-88e5-f3d1d026d4a7.jpg?v=1571610936 I told you on the phone we’d be taking my new boat out. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810420 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810420_04586dd6-9b41-443c-90e8-880603eb1fd8.jpg?v=1571610936 Can the guy downstairs borrow some milk? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810421 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810421.jpg?v=1672618946 Shall I back up? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810422 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810422_c6b713f4-39d6-46d6-a199-560c88f85ad5.jpg?v=1571610936 He must have heard a noise downstairs! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810423 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810423_3c1dc4f3-8df6-4ff8-877e-a27e81ab643f.jpg?v=1571610936 Oh no! I’ve broken my nail. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810425 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810425_34d8f8e1-c010-4e1c-a0c0-75e1fca4fc9e.jpg?v=1571610936 Are you ‘open’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810427 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810427_2fa37a61-69d8-4ac3-a7d2-3ee2224a89bc.jpg?v=1571610936 You’ll have to come back later. They’re not biting! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810428 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810428_9ff24596-a855-4bd7-bf30-7a1069d480b5.jpg?v=1571610936 Millions of years of evolution, and that’s the latest model! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810429 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810429_9035e84f-0c7f-4d3e-a62b-6c06c1927116.jpg?v=1571610936 My hook’s stuck! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810430 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810430_ebfee47e-365d-44d9-ba80-b155547ef66a.jpg?v=1571610936 Are you sure your kid didn’t mind giving up his room? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810501 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810501_51a30f79-f5bf-4ca4-9bf9-f19e3e3e3a5c.jpg?v=1571610936 Not a lot of clues, Chief! We found one footprint. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810502 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810502_d0d770ba-e3ab-4ca2-989f-874c2aaeaa3b.jpg?v=1571610936 Soup or juice? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810505 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM810505.jpg?v=1761626816 Don’t talk to me during visiting hours. My wife thinks I’m in a coma. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810507 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810507_1331ede4-fd33-47fa-851d-6fa4af66897f.jpg?v=1571610936 Been waiting long? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810508 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810508_666a250e-3f4f-40ef-9d3c-e0578b2a068f.jpg?v=1571610936 I don’t suppose you remembered to put up my picture! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810509 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810509_8a48fa78-794c-4ad4-84bc-40411d2c46ea.jpg?v=1571610936 His wife never lets him watch this show! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810511 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810511_83b88023-711d-48ee-8fbb-1e60d4a3a336.jpg?v=1571610936 Where d’you think you’re going? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810512 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810512_78ba6f6f-06c0-42ea-9d2e-5d611c7463b3.jpg?v=1571610936 Come on! You must admit he’s ‘pushy’ for six months old. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810516 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810516_c22f4f20-be90-4008-9c42-70c630edaca7.jpg?v=1571610936 Watch daddy. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810518 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810518_cbacd3e4-b921-4797-8a35-75ec911aa9e8.jpg?v=1571610936 What shall we call it: ox-tail, vegetable or soup-of-the-day? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810520 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810520_a35d2772-3c39-4d07-aa8d-b4e061af45c0.jpg?v=1571610936 Be honest! He looks rough for 56 years old. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810523 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810523_fa0b50a6-2c85-4655-a139-2aa998cf7159.jpg?v=1571610937 We could have flipped through your family album and saved six bucks. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810525 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810525_33fddc9d-598d-401d-af43-57233e882c29.jpg?v=1571610937 He’s having a tough time finding someone who hasn’t mugged him! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810526 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810526_887219bf-3455-460f-b143-9c32252490ab.jpg?v=1571610937 Call the doctor! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810527 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810527_96fd54ae-5ea5-4d91-9e60-c02ed8147afb.jpg?v=1571610937 Do I need a return address on this? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810528 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810528_819a2f0a-5334-487e-a74c-4fd119e6d473.jpg?v=1571610937 This is the best security device we have. Put a pair of these just inside the front door. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810530 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810530_9334c195-c8b7-470b-a1a6-934e0377d91e.jpg?v=1571610937 I don’t think ‘no fixed address’ is a good idea on a loan application. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810601 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810601_68cede44-0148-4cae-8a49-dfb943fcbb36.jpg?v=1571610937 We specifically requested a room with a balcony! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810602 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810602_4935d4cb-b8a5-4685-9b10-d8afb06c09d2.jpg?v=1571610937 He wants this book on witchcraft. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810603 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810603_ad162a4e-813c-4784-811e-f545cba1025b.jpg?v=1571610937 He gets uncomfortable with strangers. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810604 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810604_f8cd6b4e-a0dc-4fac-9ba0-79983d2364c7.jpg?v=1571610937 Anyone around? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810605 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810605_0c689a8c-487e-42f9-a52f-ffb9b334609e.jpg?v=1571610937 You’ve put on weight since you quit smoking! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810606 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810606_40ee9d62-9dab-49b2-af26-6d52139f0185.jpg?v=1571610937 I said, hamburger with fries. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810609 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810609_73b74670-a1e4-4eed-b40a-d2214119f8f9.jpg?v=1571610937 I don’t like the pin placement. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810610 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810610_a6349e72-6913-46b7-8122-dc6a1edfe097.jpg?v=1571610937 Watch this! This is where she hits her husband over the head with a saucepan. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810612 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810612_e135b863-f62d-436a-87a7-248db01dc887.jpg?v=1571610937 I’m not worried about her eloping! I’m worried about my new ladder taking the weight. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810613 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810613_e49f8266-1668-49ce-b517-a17638e7a3be.jpg?v=1571610937 I’ve got a fantastic new joke, but it’s going to cost you extra. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810616 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810616_dd6d7aff-92a8-4561-b751-df0f78c1ff79.jpg?v=1571610937 Sweetheart, this will be your father-in-law. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810617 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810617.jpg?v=1571610937 Got any books for about a dollar on financial planning? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810618 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/810618.jpg?v=1659291600 He’s stopped playing. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810620 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810620_82461e2d-7ba5-43d5-a0ff-e800aff9c350.jpg?v=1571610937 Any requests? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810702 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810702_0f35823b-4445-4498-a147-0585847a94cb.jpg?v=1571610937 Dad, I need 200 ‘big-ones.’ No questions asked. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810713 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810713_5bf4cb55-8992-4182-a886-0f10a3fe890f.jpg?v=1571610937 I thought you were finished! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810721 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810721_30d21b84-e46d-49c6-b45d-a15140269cb2.jpg?v=1571610937 As long as the waist fits, I can always fix the shouders. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810725 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810725_de24efe0-79cd-4ca4-ac51-8000e5978039.jpg?v=1571610937 Mom’s in the penguin enclosure at the zoo, waiting for a tow truck. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810727 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810727_199b17a3-2e1b-4b0b-9967-b70de63e3dcb.jpg?v=1571610937 Watch out! One of your peas is moving. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810730 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810730_09d25577-fe20-4fda-afcb-206e45289ec0.jpg?v=1571610937 Happy Birthday, Dad. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810731 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810731_ad3a864f-4673-41a4-965d-c24bca2fbed9.jpg?v=1571610938 Order anything you want. I brought $4 with me. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810803 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810803_04d75c76-0e98-4432-baa0-604ed872090e.jpg?v=1571610938 It says here a laboratory rat got himself a lawyer and is suing the government for $10 million. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810804 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810804_71148928-6ce6-4027-97d0-5f368611dd81.jpg?v=1571610938 They’re running short of arrows! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810805 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810805_d5352979-a528-43e6-9a09-450daa7ac40b.jpg?v=1571610938 If we split up, I want this toaster. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810806 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/810806.jpg?v=1659291638 I know you don’t like messing around with a lot of little buttons. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810807 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810807_598131a9-c9f9-4da4-8dd0-afb9c98c94f7.jpg?v=1571610938 Who ordered the five-star chili? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810808 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810808_b89fda86-a775-4cf9-b953-bd6938438180.jpg?v=1571610938 Guess what happened to those sausages on the way home from the supermarket. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810811 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM810811.jpg?v=1737462882 Can you fix them by Saturday? I’m in the finals. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810822 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810822_3314f6e8-58de-46d3-95c8-439f3bc4f89f.jpg?v=1571610938 Cheeseburger? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810826 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810826_68f4c405-e48d-4b00-8cfe-474345c92227.jpg?v=1571610938 I told you not to bring those sandwiches in here! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810903 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810903_3f2a41c6-7383-455d-a75a-71abc9cdbd31.jpg?v=1571610938 I’m gonna flop here; my feet are killing me. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810909 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810909_9ac53908-4299-493e-a86f-32d85f7a4794.jpg?v=1571610938 Here it is, ‘Zebra Virus’! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810910 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810910_7c607f78-4676-423d-b02f-8a0079b8aa80.jpg?v=1571610938 Do you like the new tiles I put up in the bathroom? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810921 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810921_cda23734-c137-4556-b17c-50c011d8447d.jpg?v=1571610938 D’you feel okay? That chicken was a funny color when I cooked it. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810922 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810922_b2ce857e-656d-4c9a-bc3b-d6ab26d705de.jpg?v=1571610938 We’re having a special on tonsils this week. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810923 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810923_3dec7843-99ff-4793-b09d-d9415366d76f.jpg?v=1571610938 What’s it gonna be — an ice cream or a university education? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810924 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810924_cc983bc8-da9b-4892-b894-254dcf64143e.jpg?v=1571610938 Shall I throw out another bag of sand? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810925 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810925_f54f52ca-4b78-4ee0-90b8-f6c21be38ff6.jpg?v=1571610938 It’s just for a few days, Wilkins, until her ladyship gets used to not having the old dog around. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810926 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810926_2f868fe2-2666-465d-aebb-2d1e774657db.jpg?v=1571610938 Can you fix a flat? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810928 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810928_c900c2ca-0563-4789-95d2-cdb487b9c881.jpg?v=1571610938 Run upstairs and see who it is! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810929 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810929_ff805489-78f5-4c2c-8c55-acd53f4af05f.jpg?v=1571610938 Did you thank Grandpa for the tool kit? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm810930 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM810930_e636b599-969c-4390-b8ad-2201d838a737.jpg?v=1571610939 Keep your left arm straight and remember to follow through. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811001 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811001_3c183b4d-db01-405d-a845-eb68787aa006.jpg?v=1571610939 Isn’t he the guy you wouldn’t let in last week without a tie? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811002 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811002_d4575500-8ae0-4262-b2a5-11ab25ea5704.jpg?v=1571610939 My, my, he looks like his daddy! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811003 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811003.jpg?v=1590246036 Dad, watch me juggle! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811005 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811005_65ae326b-f08a-49fc-afab-72f0ea5233b0.jpg?v=1571610939 How would you like to make a few extra bucks whilst you’re under the anesthetic? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811006 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM811006.jpg?v=1733331889 If you’d told me you had all those books, I would have made it stronger! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811007 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811007_7d99d237-6f31-4c52-a415-b762a7af1aad.jpg?v=1571610939 I’m sorry, sir. No dogs allowed in the hotel. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811008 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811008_f5c9a21a-febf-499c-a153-2d6af231c725.jpg?v=1571610939 I never said you could use my boat! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811009 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811009_4948a53c-dc65-4716-afcf-0917c40499ec.jpg?v=1571610939 Look at his eyes! They’re almost human. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811010 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811010_822f68a3-11fb-47d0-8ce5-ded082f74296.jpg?v=1571610939 Here, grab this. I didn’t have enough money for two Strawberry Delights! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811012 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811012_890e5280-af8e-4866-aabc-4c1ea675a1f3.jpg?v=1571610939 Okay, slam the door as soon as I get upstairs. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811013 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811013_e6d7637a-b805-4e6e-99ff-381e147737cb.jpg?v=1571610939 There’s nothing in the rule book that says I can’t stay here. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811014 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811014_38fcfe37-9fa7-4e70-8ca2-fe68ee952493.jpg?v=1571610939 Why didn’t you say you didn’t want gravy? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811015 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811015_dee448c4-61f0-4a4d-bc87-c7007525be52.jpg?v=1571610939 I hope you won’t be like that on Saturday. My sister is coming. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811016 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811016_084fbe13-eea4-4011-9a84-7c59787fa1ed.jpg?v=1571610939 Smile, Dad! We need it for school! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811017 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811017_b38d5017-21b3-4082-9e9f-f528a33c913b.jpg?v=1571610939 Who’s been using my ‘Lavendar Beads’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811019 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811019_79918c3a-372b-4956-be05-f9d2ede0c11f.jpg?v=1571610939 I told you not to try touching your toes! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811021 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811021_06283633-6cbb-4a2f-9de2-db6fee7d7591.jpg?v=1571610939 I thought this place closed at six! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811022 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811022_7b06af30-191f-4ef1-9a8f-612041373d7d.jpg?v=1571610939 I don’t have a suitcase! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811024 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811024_d5f17c61-de6a-41dd-92f0-55956b3264ee.jpg?v=1571610939 My silly old key wouldn’t open the front door, snuggles. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811026 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811026_0cdac775-9ca0-4eb4-a58a-90b808338fda.jpg?v=1571610939 I think you’re after me! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811027 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811027_7c896068-e9e5-487e-873a-b499e50fdb79.jpg?v=1571610939 I wish you wouldn’t talk to me when I’m nailing. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811029 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811029_7e8b0e58-a78f-41ba-a646-703dd61e111c.jpg?v=1571610939 Be careful how you sit in the chair. It’s broken. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811030 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811030_11c0495a-6367-4235-9112-f384222d096e.jpg?v=1571610939 I’ll be out of here in 30 seconds, sweetheart. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811031 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811031_0c15914e-52a2-4e05-8af2-bb6e1115d43e.jpg?v=1571610939 I don’t care where you’re from, I’m trying to read! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811102 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811102_da68e557-2b56-4c16-aabd-d2d296ab9285.jpg?v=1571610939 Do we have any more boxes of ‘Fruity-Scoops’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811103 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811103_7dea1573-3eab-402c-9fd1-4780fecce0d7.jpg?v=1571610939 I don’t care who she votes for. I’m not kissing a kid with measles! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811104 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811104_dfbb9e9b-1f52-42ea-ac59-e437b63c87c7.jpg?v=1571610939 Mommy had this kitchen custom built. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811105 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811105_c6282d44-e105-4c76-86e1-06f3c3e5da54.jpg?v=1571610940 Is it OK if I scream with agony between answering the questions? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811106 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811106_b216af5a-9a27-4186-a7d4-18bbd4e5644f.jpg?v=1571610940 They look a lot bigger on TV! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811107 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811107_3ec642ef-81f7-4a0d-a752-c44fb3046c4f.jpg?v=1571610940 Can I exchange this for ‘Doggo-Chunks’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811109 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811109_47beea42-06f2-4501-819d-96f7ac8d8daa.jpg?v=1571610940 Open the door. It’s only Mother. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811111 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811111_fe4fe321-bb6e-4136-aa8c-a2d1ec784bfb.jpg?v=1571610940 Beam me up, Scotty. It’s really dead around here. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811112 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811112_3a6095f0-963b-431a-875a-1c8b432838be.jpg?v=1571610940 Have you seen a woman on a green bike? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811113 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811113_bf263f73-d517-4280-9943-454ed786c4b6.jpg?v=1571610940 I know why you never write! You’re too busy digging that stupid tunnel. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811114 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM811114.jpg?v=1737462921 I’m sorry - I don’t have any cream. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811116 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811116_dab3acb1-0d92-4ce1-8b08-c665d2379380.jpg?v=1571610940 Drat! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811117 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811117_59aea224-e6dd-42bc-9df9-59cea6285566.jpg?v=1571610940 Is my portable TV in there again? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811118 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811118_1c6a742c-ddb7-4b94-a496-af73ba0ae693.jpg?v=1571610940 They didn’t have computer dating when we were young. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811120 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811120_559de935-938a-4532-a70d-6d1a5f8afd91.jpg?v=1571610940 Go and find the nearest town and plug this in. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811121 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811121_1fba4436-5b64-4a37-a0ff-7c73e2fcce23.jpg?v=1571610940 If you spend over $20, it includes free vehicle insurance against vandalism in our parking lot. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811123 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811123_6268979e-b551-47f5-a5a9-395fa9b84417.jpg?v=1571610940 Grab your shepherd’s pie. It’s fourth from the top. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811125 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811125_43722fb5-1fb2-40bb-9163-b867ef021035.jpg?v=1571610940 I’m not going to ask him. You ask him. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811127 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811127_36280791-8663-4bd5-b6b1-c1a32932c0d9.jpg?v=1571610940 My pottery teacher says it shows great promise. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811128 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811128_87fe4229-bafa-47a1-a45b-4c8acd5340f8.jpg?v=1571610940 Hand over all the cash or he starts playing. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811130 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811130_dec39c61-e51c-47e9-8ea4-d2ec81d106ba.jpg?v=1571610940 I’ll have a table for you in two minutes. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811202 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811202_4efc9642-7c87-4959-ac41-34169c083b12.jpg?v=1571610940 I need a tropical fish, 18 inches by 9 _ inches. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811203 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811203_d43abf68-4f09-4532-87de-0597658c490b.jpg?v=1571610940 Whaddyer want, 46 essential vitamins or Luke Skywalker? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811204 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811204_bd9b7dd1-11d5-43e8-ac5c-8609be3572c3.jpg?v=1571610940 Do they have things like that on your planet? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811205 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811205_c854cef3-66bb-4962-a9f9-fbbbeed0d487.jpg?v=1571610940 I thought it was you, your Majesty. I don’t often forget a face. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm811209 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM811209_4a15b64e-f354-42c2-a4be-14306b3622ea.jpg?v=1571610940 You’re not drinking your water! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820101 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820101_a18fd204-065d-401e-b276-cfc36e34d96b.jpg?v=1571610940 How come he’s got a leg AND a wing? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820104 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820104_de93665d-0675-4dd8-8a09-b9a531667a47.jpg?v=1571610941 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820108 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820108_d2111cf8-b61c-423e-8ded-23c03baeaa3e.jpg?v=1571610941 Is that for a pool? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820109 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820109_c37bd119-3566-4d8b-ad94-204cd3f194d4.jpg?v=1571610941 He tied a knot. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820112 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820112_28e980da-0e0d-4b57-afb4-ca7f03a51edb.jpg?v=1571610941 He said this stuff made his hair turn purple. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820114 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820114.jpg?v=1571610941 He’s known about us for years. They’ve locked him up twice! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820115 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820115_cfdbb3eb-482e-4780-ada4-0a05ad8c0a7d.jpg?v=1571610941 Oh no! That was going straight in the treble-20. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820118 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820118_ecafb286-89b5-4230-bd22-c06c42f5d834.jpg?v=1571610941 Now I need enough paint for two mountains, five trees and a small lake. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820120 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820120_901cde64-4f80-4601-a64b-1d3afc547e56.jpg?v=1571610941 Oh please! I promise I won’t mess it up like last time. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820121 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820121_0b3463af-cff4-432c-996e-c6fe7582d783.jpg?v=1571610941 I could have been Miss Universe, but they didn’t have space travel in those days. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820122 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820122_13d36478-61b8-4530-918c-51be060d31e7.jpg?v=1571610941 That’s a good speech! It’s the way you’re reading it. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820125 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820125_d805bf48-8e8f-492d-8941-28c0e6d77c2d.jpg?v=1571610941 I think I just found your other blue sock. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820126 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820126_1cc45adb-a2aa-49b9-a081-ad64e7078962.jpg?v=1571610941 He said he wanted the menu back to have a good laugh. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820127 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820127_62005fe2-5a54-4cff-b5bc-fc30d661538c.jpg?v=1571610941 What does that mean, ‘Merchandise returned at your own risk’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820128 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820128_c2787fc8-6887-40f3-8912-6d248184b15a.jpg?v=1571610941 That lifeguard said, ‘Tell your wife to stay out of the shipping lanes.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820129 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820129_802010c5-d70f-4d1a-85cc-6d9e3967f3d1.jpg?v=1571610941 I have two daughters! Why do you insist on White Fawn and not Galloping Buffalo? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820130 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820130_3291aa7e-6f03-4a82-a6d1-c6b51675aef1.jpg?v=1571610941 This is a double celebration! I’ve been open six months and you’re my sixth customer. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820203 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820203_8ac4ee39-7642-455c-9d2d-3b7e55a6df29.jpg?v=1571610941 Okay, my good woman. We’ll go with the ole strawberry shortcake and four spoons. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820204 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820204_a8ef44e5-c007-4192-9c9e-a3ff26efc5b9.jpg?v=1571610941 The good news is, I’ve saved you five bucks at the carwash tomorrow. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820205 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820205_fc3df96b-3b60-4364-86fc-a37b1b0b3b7a.jpg?v=1571610941 That was close! We won by two votes. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820206 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820206_5e5481c2-c8a1-4b9d-a5ec-18b92c46fd20.jpg?v=1571610941 He’s swallowed $4 in small change! Can you operate before the stores close? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820211 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820211_099e4867-f554-4571-84fc-1446431bd37d.jpg?v=1571610941 Tell Williams I’ve decided to make him the new manager in Hawaii. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820212 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820212_6b808d30-1c28-442e-bc69-d289afef9c5c.jpg?v=1571610942 You lump! I said write, ‘Happy Birthday, Ralph’ on that one. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820216 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820216.jpg?v=1571610942 He ate that whole chocolate cake in the ‘fridge to protest the current economic situation in Poland. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820217 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820217_66d0faf9-e8c5-4e36-abe5-13c07747f149.jpg?v=1571610942 He’s swallowed my clockwork mouse! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820218 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820218_a187c806-23b0-440a-aa4a-ec9d9e903b43.jpg?v=1571610942 Don’t play with your father’s pulley! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820220 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820220_b300a414-fdf1-4755-8fbe-4a49e52779c2.jpg?v=1571610942 Is that the one who forgot his wedding anniversary? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820222 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820222_b4faaecb-7813-4fc1-91ae-11d89cae5a3e.jpg?v=1571610942 I’m not going to tell you again, buddy: get out of those flowers. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820223 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820223_4e56e85e-f09d-4a95-aed5-fe93f8de5bd1.jpg?v=1571610942 I reviewed your salary, as you requested. We’re paying you too much! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820224 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/820224.jpg?v=1659291165 As my official food-taster, you’ll be upholding the proud tradition of your 16 predecessors. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820226 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820226_5ab928a5-4131-4e59-a15d-b166ba6e1041.jpg?v=1571610942 Tell him! I was here first, wasn’t I? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820227 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820227_247b95ad-d33b-4581-a1bb-861e4888f4e4.jpg?v=1571610942 It’s not my fault we haven’t got your size! Try Camping Equipment on the third floor. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820302 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820302.jpg?v=1647007931 D’you want the piano in the living room? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820303 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820303_177f84ab-93bf-4c78-bb6c-8c7a6d3831e8.jpg?v=1571610942 ‘Harry’, she said, ‘I wanna marry you for your money’! And we’ve been happy ever since. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820304 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820304_36706141-819b-4ca8-a0f2-8d493082f939.jpg?v=1571610942 I hired you to sweep the floor. Leave the customers alone! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820305 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820305_be66e2b1-287a-4a90-839e-88df2d7c1895.jpg?v=1571610942 Stand by for the earthquake. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820308 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820308_e76bda1f-cf48-470d-a3fa-c6ae549c82e5.jpg?v=1571610942 I like the facelift, but my wife thinks my ears are a touch too high. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820312 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820312.jpg?v=1647007956 I wish you wouldn’t buy this cheap catsup. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820313 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820313_a19451bc-2a9b-4c1e-a299-20a869d21879.jpg?v=1571610942 I’ve only got two pairs of hands, you know! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820315 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820315_c2b3c785-7a60-4597-84b5-4c80350250ac.jpg?v=1571610942 You’re a real prize, you are, Bentley! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820316 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820316_c1bda26b-e61f-4f5e-8bf6-6779431fe58a.jpg?v=1571610942 I’m warning you, Rodney, I want you home by ten o’clock, and no later. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820317 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820317_a741787c-357b-4bb9-aaaa-7d64b56d63f5.jpg?v=1571610942 Too big? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820318 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820318_3cc97520-2158-4be2-b0e6-d1565782fc2b.jpg?v=1571610942 Quick, take a look! There’s a guy walking out of our house carrying the T. V. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820319 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820319_c4d072f2-6474-4987-a740-ce28816f7dfc.jpg?v=1571610942 I let my sister use the hammock. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820322 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820322_d1449e99-fb01-4ab8-9218-961e953a0f91.jpg?v=1571610942 It says ‘Do not feed.’ Look at your best coat! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820324 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820324_e8a6594e-f62a-4226-87eb-4a00abffd756.jpg?v=1571610942 Which credit card d’you want - R. G. Williams, Miss S. Peters or the Rev. J. Thomas? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820325 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820325_c483956e-09f5-467a-97f4-42bd27f03254.jpg?v=1571610942 You said you wanted a large family. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820326 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820326_7a248206-817f-4467-8855-9497aa967af7.jpg?v=1571610942 I think for our own safety, we should leave this lot alone for another few thousand years. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820329 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820329_ce5aef1e-690b-4a91-b6e2-8bfeab827b65.jpg?v=1571610943 Two months to select my jury and they found me guilty in 17 seconds. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820330 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820330_af65a3cd-7336-46a9-8a83-2d73c78b38c5.jpg?v=1571610943 Dad, which part of the chicken is the noodle? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820331 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820331_bd575790-a912-4f73-b26a-0496d2eca689.jpg?v=1571610943 They’re almost human! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820401 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820401.jpg?v=1590245535 Why don’t you pick on someone your own size? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820405 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820405_50b187b5-7d7e-4345-bb84-aa4501ac5b7e.jpg?v=1571610943 Does that say ‘help wanted’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820406 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820406_a5726bde-5d40-4883-9162-f4512fdf6ab0.jpg?v=1571610943 I thought so! You’re not chewing your food. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820407 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820407_bc09160e-b0ca-47a7-89f0-705e75dbb455.jpg?v=1571610943 All I can say is, I’m glad I didn’t eat any of it! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820409 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820409_e1bcb54c-e5cc-4295-aba5-5684300f64dc.jpg?v=1571610943 When are they supposed to be coming to fix that TV? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820410 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820410_5d7e2e07-12b2-4360-bfb6-5e9ff62440f9.jpg?v=1571610943 An eagle came straight through the ceiling and grabbed the goldfish. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820412 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820412_b3d14470-7a26-492a-8d3b-b18b5f7ff674.jpg?v=1571610943 If she’s a genetic reject, how come I have to chase off all the young guys around here with a stick? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820413 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820413_c8347d66-f918-4612-8fde-5bccc3024ea1.jpg?v=1571610943 Something tells me I’m in for a very long day. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820414 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820414_a1de30da-84c3-4e49-85c2-c2e6e6310451.jpg?v=1571610943 I didn’t have a button, so I cut the hole off. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820416 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820416_6a6a1b06-1b2b-47e2-9c06-e03c6eb62c72.jpg?v=1571610943 Is that you? You’ve only been surfing five minutes! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820417 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820417_0451fb1f-7069-45ab-ab13-958c277babc2.jpg?v=1571610943 Are you sure you’re comfortable like that? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820419 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820419.jpg?v=1571610943 He only went hunting once. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820420 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820420_e73262d0-033c-421d-b6b0-adca8cf84697.jpg?v=1571610943 I can’t get comfortable! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820421 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820421_e7d5b7fd-2d16-400e-9c5d-e2571b9d6f8a.jpg?v=1571610943 Maybe it’s some sort of omen! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820422 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820422_7a2ddcea-ccbf-47ec-a146-61294f9833f3.jpg?v=1571610943 Did you fire Williams in ‘Fruit & Vegetables’? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820423 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820423_2341bb21-fa10-466c-be73-d5e0b64c2392.jpg?v=1571610943 You look just as bad as you did when you went in! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820426 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820426_ca842100-6f15-4041-b0a1-03b0ec3a776b.jpg?v=1571610943 Cleo, get off of there and let this nice man sit down. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820428 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820428_34277a66-7dbd-45d3-b451-1738cefa3876.jpg?v=1571610943 It comes with three vegetables: two peas and a carrot. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820429 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820429_46bcf846-ecdc-4dc9-b3e4-c6188726cea8.jpg?v=1571610943 Don’t stop singing! You’ve got a nice voice. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820430 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820430.jpg?v=1647008029 D’you want your coffee now, captain? We’ve hit an iceberg. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820504 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820504_6f250820-93ff-4772-a95a-53d56e64bc3c.jpg?v=1571610943 You just poured boiling oil over the window cleaner! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820506 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820506_e91508a3-7c79-40ca-a4ac-90821c12e27e.jpg?v=1571610944 Did he say he was coming back, or what? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820507 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820507_66ca7fb3-c936-416a-97d9-de36c44ab7d2.jpg?v=1571610944 I want to report a missing husband. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820508 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820508_30f6b3ae-f250-4ee4-981c-989133415a2b.jpg?v=1571610944 It’s either two guys carrying a canoe or a long horse wearing sneakers. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820510 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820510_d3d7822d-3ed1-4077-9634-fef2f5b2c8a0.jpg?v=1571610944 Don’t look at me! Look to the front. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820513 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820513_6f6d6d9a-2690-40de-b5b0-29d0f3605712.jpg?v=1571610944 I wish you’d sit down, Lily. I never win when you keep pacing around. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820514 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820514_63c2a940-ef7b-467a-ad67-7ef3b0f71e8d.jpg?v=1571610944 My wife bought this and I want to return it. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820515 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820515_6c73fa74-772d-475a-8e4d-ff6efd54c40f.jpg?v=1571610944 I’ll have a teeny-bopper-burger-razzle and she wants a coffee. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820517 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820517_8faa4a5d-0411-4811-8d5d-a6692f1e9405.jpg?v=1571610944 Who ordered the giant clams? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820518 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820518_90cbfd99-edcf-4da5-8287-515f69ab0b1e.jpg?v=1571610944 Tell me a funny joke, He’ll stop you if I’ve heard it. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820519 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820519_a75dfa52-4cc3-4c97-bc7a-b1e09c111961.jpg?v=1571610944 It went around twice and stopped on 18. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820520 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820520_7bf2a6cb-4258-4eb6-ab8e-1a2786ff2f63.jpg?v=1571610944 Do you feel anything yet? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820524 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM820524.jpg?v=1737463002 I can only see two in there! Did one escape? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820526 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820526_eb62cb4a-3e8e-4511-b798-16b1d6d43cd6.jpg?v=1571610944 Someone broke in while we were asleep, They left $10! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820527 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820527_9b483f2b-32c6-4559-8d06-8d93195c3077.jpg?v=1571610944 Lily, give me a price on those beekeeper hats. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820528 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820528_158d8448-6526-4096-a5c9-ab2bb27ea3b7.jpg?v=1571610944 Is that your idea of exercise — buying a book on jogging? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820602 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820602_18cd48cd-793c-4e99-939c-b6e5185247b1.jpg?v=1571610944 We need a bicycle built for two - and one for me. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820604 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820604_8c6c8850-a85b-40d4-9ea0-06fcf40cc0f7.jpg?v=1571610944 Can the police give you a speeding ticket in a car wash? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820605 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820605_af6c7e62-31fa-45de-aae0-a555ff17c639.jpg?v=1571610944 Have you got this same chair in dark brown? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820608 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820608_7de6b8dd-b9e4-4438-ab20-a7f1dca92d49.jpg?v=1571610944 This is my wife’s twin brother, Arnold. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820609 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820609_eb47a3b4-94ae-432b-a045-49a69f699ae9.jpg?v=1571610944 I don’t usually borrow stuff from strangers, but I like your face. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820610 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820610_8f4cd2bf-599a-46e1-b62a-b0a762c4fd88.jpg?v=1571610944 Why do they call you, ‘the elephant man’? You look perfectly normal to me. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820614 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820614_ff11dcc4-8e13-4b70-ab9d-a00870739df0.jpg?v=1571610944 Listed kid, if I sold you a pair of roller skates, I’d lay awake nights worrying. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820616 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820616_05a24133-4dc7-4bed-9eff-b3dba0f025ff.jpg?v=1571610944 Nice shot! That one crossed 12 lanes and wiped out the cigarette machine. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820617 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820617_b645e13e-68e6-4437-90f2-004af773e94e.jpg?v=1571610944 D’you wanna stay here tonight or sleep on the beach and eat? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820618 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820618_dfd63159-3e82-424f-9f80-3d39c2e146ea.jpg?v=1571610944 I made two dozen chocolate chip cookies. Can you eat all of them? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820622 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820622_97667c50-c503-442f-9e8e-03c6a8497a0d.jpg?v=1571610944 I’ll get the check. Pass your money under the table. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820623 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820623_c2fedf2a-be52-4b8c-b5cd-1e392bf740bc.jpg?v=1571610944 You’ve been overfeeding my horse again, Smithers! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820624 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820624_3105ff1a-bd39-455c-a8c2-7beabf5872ac.jpg?v=1571610944 Biggest bug I ever saw! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820625 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820625_7acc59f6-6470-4148-ba13-c48a1a721a7a.jpg?v=1571610945 Anything for 22A? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820626 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820626_c840ac3e-b4da-444b-b438-e26f24726453.jpg?v=1571610945 I know we haven’t got your size without even looking! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820629 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820629_1f2d8184-86e8-4261-959b-3d16bdcd35e6.jpg?v=1571610945 Don’t bother undressing. I’ll turn up the power. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820630 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820630_dc732cd0-d97a-4fae-b3c3-59cf07ec9721.jpg?v=1571610945 Can I buy half of one and get the other half free? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820707 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820707_8a32f988-7bab-4a06-a511-d1be3243e64c.jpg?v=1571610945 Your wife tells me you’re making some bookshelves. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820710 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820710_9f4485d6-199a-4fee-8b35-926ee645ef50.jpg?v=1571610945 Cover your left eye, madame. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820712 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820712_8d1933c5-eab2-4cd0-9ab9-f6b1fb0c069d.jpg?v=1571610945 Want me to try to get you a private ward? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820713 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820713_107bd2fc-e1ae-4e82-9b3d-feea6cb5d1f6.jpg?v=1571610945 There’s the check and here’s a photo of my wife and kids. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820714 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820714_ec2bd097-7eb4-429b-9f01-cddb37a6938c.jpg?v=1571610945 Room 1708 doesn’t have a plug for the bath! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820715 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820715_e9165463-c35d-4f1d-9bad-2b4ff2d2b2ad.jpg?v=1571610945 If we don’t find a gas station soon, Wilkins, I’m going to have to take a rest. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820716 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM820716.jpg?v=1761659227 Large coffee to go and make sure the lid’s on tight. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820719 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820719_3d741f67-df69-4caf-b001-4467c9216862.jpg?v=1571610945 I’m looking for an uninhabited island with a fantastic night life. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820720 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820720_f1683072-c2b6-499c-8e26-b6f39464ca8d.jpg?v=1571610945 Your job application says you like meeting the public. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820721 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820721_6621f09e-9815-4616-ad91-4cdf0f46bc68.jpg?v=1571610945 Are these green ones emeralds? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820722 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820722_09fb44b9-eda7-4241-b2cb-199b93b5b1a3.jpg?v=1571610945 I see you spent the last 12 years in the Navy. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820723 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820723_3d8cd1cc-b4c7-4395-bcae-0a4e8bb78042.jpg?v=1571610945 How did you say that without moving your lips? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820724 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820724.jpg?v=1647008051 As soon as I got married, I saved every spare nickel. Now I’ve got eight bucks! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820726 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820726_d4b6a1d8-e6f4-43ce-82d7-3bf9918c6937.jpg?v=1571610945 That guy who said the coffee tasted funny left without paying! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820802 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820802_cd392dc4-8d3f-4779-b13d-6be605419980.jpg?v=1571610945 Tea! I said I wanted a small tea! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820805 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820805_76a7ddbe-1a8e-4f14-ba44-23299e16c580.jpg?v=1571610945 I fell asleep on the beach, reading a newspaper. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820806 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820806_b562bc4d-6e17-44f2-828c-85df729ed7b8.jpg?v=1571610945 Either you buy me a bike or I’m gonna get myself adopted. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820807 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/820807.jpg?v=1659291667 Remember, only bend the ones which are not marked ‘do not bend.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820809 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820809_9d7d0243-dc65-483f-ab10-60b5e39a7051.jpg?v=1571610945 Cash or charge? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820812 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820812_fd239429-f7b7-4d09-a103-493dda88f58c.jpg?v=1571610945 It’s homemade bread! D’you want two slices? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820814 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820814_adf2418a-bc3e-47cd-94b8-b586c4477f39.jpg?v=1571610945 Dad, I’m starting grade six soon. I guess this is where ‘the generation gap’ begins. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820816 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820816_8cbfec89-a833-4874-b636-0e815aad678a.jpg?v=1571610945 Two hamburgers, one coffee and a bucket of water. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820817 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820817_e37b436f-a0ad-4de8-98c5-879d020f7076.jpg?v=1571610945 Stand up everyone who just ate the porkchops. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820818 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820818_a11ad53b-505a-4312-a307-f7efe646f440.jpg?v=1571610945 Let’s go, Rex. It’s time for your piano lessons. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820819 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820819_51031aa7-786f-4772-aca5-0abc1fd81658.jpg?v=1571610945 Come on! Tell the nice man how much you want to borrow. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820820 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820820_f0066bea-bf5e-4587-833f-1127d2fb2bf9.jpg?v=1571610946 Take one capsule tonight, and if there’s no improvement by tomorrow morning, take the whole bottle. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820821 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820821_fda6f2a9-92eb-4bfa-9e9a-065b3807bcef.jpg?v=1571610946 He was an unmanageable 6’2 when I married him. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820823 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820823_37d002cc-9dd4-4347-8663-a6e4b630bfb3.jpg?v=1571610946 Aw c’mon doc, let me borrow a mirror. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820824 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820824_2a56cbe5-6c21-449d-8b05-3f5eaa1b8090.jpg?v=1571610946 I can’t seem to make up my mind about this one! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820825 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820825_1658dc19-14c2-45f4-899a-f5ff0a4c6931.jpg?v=1571610946 Where are you hopping off to? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820826 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/820826.jpg?v=1659291709 What was that cyclist shouting about back there? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820827 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820827_dd08da0c-ec95-467c-8933-3cbb25dd2e81.jpg?v=1571610946 If anyone needs me, Joyce, I’ll be up on the roof for about 20 minutes. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820828 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820828_1e85c5e1-9db3-4664-9ff2-b0a277998809.jpg?v=1571610946 Is it ten minutes to five already? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820830 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820830_a9584b62-488f-4f69-a8e9-d7f734fcdeef.jpg?v=1571610946 Quick, put it on. Someone’s coming! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820831 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/files/HM820831.jpg?v=1761658993 They don’t allow those on my planet. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820901 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820901.jpg?v=1604376480 Now I suppose you’re gonna sulk because I wouldn’t give you the afternoon off! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820902 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820902_e827e7f8-fcf7-4e6b-bc7a-50a96962e002.jpg?v=1571610946 I’ll have a coffee and a Danish to go. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820903 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820903_c9e894fd-defb-4dc9-a7d6-5e9a8be9a438.jpg?v=1571610946 As I wasn’t too busy, I made you my international award-winning hamburger-de-luxe. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820906 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/820906.jpg?v=1659291074 Look, you’re 103 years old, you’ve got to start taking better care of yourself. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820908 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820908_c972c960-9b5c-4d27-a9e5-d4a65aa1634d.jpg?v=1571610946 Have you got a 24-slice toaster? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm820909 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM820909_fc74a275-a750-4d1b-a143-94152510ba69.jpg?v=1571610946 Dad, a guy at school said we all came from humans. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm821030 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM821030_4d0d9d8b-1525-4c76-8e4d-c9e03f5ef5be.jpg?v=1571610946 Of course it’s half eaten! You said you wanted the Chef’s salad. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm821103 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM821103_75a13ac8-1027-4244-b6ae-a40f161ce69a.jpg?v=1571610946 How am I supposed to know you’re allergic to these if you don’t tell me! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm821104 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM821104_e5f97f78-8f7a-46e5-acce-dfeb1525f727.jpg?v=1571610946 If you can spare the time, Williams, I’d like to see you in my office. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm821105 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM821105_f0aa7ad9-137e-4289-bd40-9d8e7b42a88b.jpg?v=1571610946 Gimme 14 hot dogs. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm821106 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM821106_56fec33f-241e-48c9-b841-2dcf892a048e.jpg?v=1571610946 Was he as short as that in real life? https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm821108 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM821108_436b0a21-f7ae-4055-91b2-7606d51858a8.jpg?v=1571610947 In your case, we have no interest at all! https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm821109 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM821109_5c00f572-8230-408c-9d64-9ee1725c5ead.jpg?v=1571610947 Cindy’s getting a job at a bank and needs you as a reference. https://laughingstock.com/products/original_hm821110 2026-07-21T08:02:29-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM821110_05cfaa44-7cd9-4cbf-8579-82b02bdcd305.jpg?v=1571610947 There’s four billion of them down here! Make sure none get on the ship before we take off.