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I sold that piece of pork pie. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190108 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190108_LR_9295ca7f-c445-4ac9-acc6-c58180126af2.jpg?v=1571611217 Is that for a pool? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190109 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190109_LR_f3123303-b0d5-4977-9c05-eb4340f59f06.jpg?v=1571611218 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190110 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190110_LR_5d369504-4bd5-421a-bd94-0e5adf49a8f5.jpg?v=1571611218 D’you mind not shouting ‘peanuts’ while this court is in session? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190111 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190111_LR_114c3540-d755-4b7a-900d-cdd44a7f7a23.jpg?v=1571611218 Ring it again. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190112 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190112_LR_764a62fb-aa4f-4727-b5f1-54fb94dc398c.jpg?v=1571611218 What do you want, Warden? I’m really busy! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190114 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190114_LR_668a7265-be16-4f2d-bb61-527251577e43.jpg?v=1571611218 I think he’s even taller than I was at his age. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190115 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190115_LR_4910441a-c6e1-4113-8d23-2ef0f44324a7.jpg?v=1571611218 Oh no! That was going straight in the treble-20. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190116 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190116_LR_01ad8ea5-4231-49c7-a46b-27f5930c1010.jpg?v=1571611218 If we sue for half a million, there should be a couple of hundred in it for you. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190117 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190117_LR_4672067c-81e7-4f4d-ad8d-5875279c9392.jpg?v=1571611218 He said this stuff made his hair turn purple. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190118 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190118_LR_eacb519e-5761-488f-9825-15704209de76.jpg?v=1571611218 I need enough paint for two mountains, five trees and a small lake. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190119 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190119_LR_f800e062-1ff2-4d83-9334-3bfab5828cb0.jpg?v=1571611218 Oh please! I promise I won’t mess it up like last time. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190121 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190121_LR_c4445289-e914-4ace-b371-ebd30f334cbb.jpg?v=1571611218 I could have been Miss Universe, but they didn’t have space travel in those days. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190122 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190122_LR_ce21df26-e797-4669-9c47-0b67324220ce.jpg?v=1571611218 That’s a good speech! It’s the way you’re reading it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190123 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190123_LR_a208dffa-2416-4c01-b638-2c35a04b8e83.jpg?v=1571611218 Sorry about the inconvenience! We’re having the ceiling painted. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190124 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190124_LR_ff1b019c-d1b9-43fd-a98e-e9703a87b4c1.jpg?v=1571611218 He said he wanted the menu back to have a good laugh. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190125 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190125_LR_121f92c0-8f89-445f-a43a-3757e6465f5a.jpg?v=1571611218 I think I just found your other blue sock. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190126 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190126_LR_986d2938-4f3e-4ed4-8ae8-68be7cf2b53d.jpg?v=1571611218 What does that mean, ‘Merchandise returned at your own risk’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190128 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190128_LR_244e131a-b7f2-4c10-b8c6-76047100d412.jpg?v=1571611218 Watch out for that big fella when you wash the insides. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190129 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190129_LR_e7f0cd95-f93b-4cff-b547-5a649e1e147c.jpg?v=1571611218 I have two daughters! Why do you insist on White Fawn and not Galloping Buffalo? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190130 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190130_LR_16921fb3-cae6-43c1-ada1-99219f4dae00.jpg?v=1571611218 This is a double celebration! I’ve been open six months and you’re my sixth customer. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190131 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190131_LR_f64a72fe-54ac-4021-a592-8d38d0af5f41.jpg?v=1571611218 If you’re going out, don’t let us stop you. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190201 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190201_LR_81d97b7b-f4ff-49c3-abb0-f6777be455f7.jpg?v=1571611218 Aren’t you dressed yet! My mother will be here in five minutes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190202 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190202_LR_ee42c7e2-a87a-470f-a900-e0ec7ffdffa0.jpg?v=1571611218 Okay, my good woman. We’ll go with the ole strawberry shortcake and four spoons. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190204 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190204_LR_0d9f2abd-839b-4d0a-9a0a-11b5c8c2f236.jpg?v=1571611218 The good news is, I’ve saved you five bucks at the carwash tomorrow. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190205 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190205_LR_690279c9-7495-474b-a4b0-a1099b6c793e.jpg?v=1571611219 That was close! We won by two votes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190206 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190206_LR_df1ea47b-5d9c-412a-a6f4-fafaec2b6831.jpg?v=1571611219 He’s swallowed $4 in small change! Can you operate before the stores close? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190207 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190207_LR_b9b16963-2f41-4be8-a4e5-4ed570279c20.jpg?v=1571611219 Every one of the ten character references you provided said you owed them money. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190208 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190208_LR_963ee520-6fdb-4e78-81df-87389c95193a.jpg?v=1571611219 Can I sit up in the front of the plane? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190209 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190209_LR_04467739-d610-4f3e-a995-9d6bf8fd1676.jpg?v=1571611219 You want it to look lifelike, don’t you? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190211 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190211_LR_522e62f8-15fb-4628-a1b6-3fa3a97bb449.jpg?v=1571611219 Tell Williams I’ve decided to make him the new manager in Hawaii. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190212 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190212_LR_137f845b-1396-4c4a-8168-08cbf61095f9.jpg?v=1571611219 You idiot! I said write, ‘Happy Birthday, Ralph’ on that one. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190213 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190213_LR_0ee5b38d-3c80-4913-a756-dbc4f52ab62d.jpg?v=1571611219 Wait there while I tie up the dog. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190214 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190214_LR_a6caff6b-32ab-4f84-96ca-7f3fc998cae8.jpg?v=1571611219 I don’t need the warranty, I’ll bring it back if it doesn’t work. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190215 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190215_LR_3cf1c01e-b46c-4fa7-9793-ac0446488973.jpg?v=1571611219 There’s someone here now, Steve. I’ll call you back in five minutes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190216 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190216_LR_12f4873c-3c47-4f98-b1fd-082961007728.jpg?v=1571611219 He’s swallowed my clockwork mouse! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190218 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190218_LR_06d604ea-e322-457b-8131-2bf380340110.jpg?v=1571611219 Don’t play with your father’s pulley! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190219 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190219_LR_fad83837-42c4-47f5-a43c-08d3104342c2.jpg?v=1571611219 D’you wanna wait for the next one? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190220 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190220_LR_730efe56-53dd-4cb0-9318-586d6b818e5d.jpg?v=1571611219 He ate that whole chocolate cake in the fridge to protest the current economic situation in Poland. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190221 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190221_LR_e9722325-1515-4a52-8859-9b38a26caca3.jpg?v=1571611219 I live across the hall. 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I was here first, wasn’t I? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190227 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190227_LR_730d2927-b0d6-4720-b6a8-43786b62d2ff.jpg?v=1571611219 I reviewed your salary, as you requested. We’re paying you too much! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190228 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190228_LR_cb090567-4607-4926-9e3f-57b0651a31e0.jpg?v=1571611219 D’you wanna buy any Girl Guide cookies? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190301 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190301_LR_f97eba79-9e0e-4801-81a6-62c96583fe9f.jpg?v=1571611219 There’s a monk trapped in the elevator. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190302 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190302_LR_298b4b99-a887-410a-8ffd-ce95df12a2b6.jpg?v=1571611219 ‘Harry’, she said, ‘I wanna marry you for your money’! And we’ve been happy ever since. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190304 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190304_LR_8e42db67-de63-4b29-993f-faa5a25d0a97.jpg?v=1571611219 I hired you to sweep the floor. Leave the customers alone! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190305 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190305_LR_4d4d0207-e480-40fc-ac87-531f76f94174.jpg?v=1571611219 Stand by for the earthquake. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190306 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190306_LR_85320209-4983-44bd-8ce3-1e1497a3a456.jpg?v=1571611219 Hold on! Back up to that part about ‘love, honor and obey.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190307 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190307_LR_90dc96bd-a7f0-4960-b277-7d04221db9bc.jpg?v=1571611219 D’you want the piano in the living room? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190308 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190308_LR_dc926a4c-970d-4891-9960-62ec149fe851.jpg?v=1571611219 I like the facelift, but my wife thinks my ears are a touch too high. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190309 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190309_LR_78b678e9-2e2f-4b11-9cf1-337809b618ea.jpg?v=1571611219 Charlie Innertube, one day your name will be a household word! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190311 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190311_LR_1ea446f6-954b-4689-b9e1-7857f4e9ee79.jpg?v=1571611219 Where were you? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190312 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190312_LR_fa293e00-e109-4855-bdab-eff276844cbc.jpg?v=1571611219 I wish you wouldn’t buy this cheap catsup. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190313 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190313_LR_7e7a6e84-158b-40cd-943f-dd6f8112e808.jpg?v=1571611220 I’ve only got two pairs of hands, you know! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190314 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190314_LR_0ec0ce06-bc82-4fbe-944f-7f86ef079c0a.jpg?v=1571611220 He was trapped on a ledge, 36 floors up. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190315 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190315_LR_87e793a6-ae8e-4a28-a85c-2f24824e8453.jpg?v=1571611220 You’re a real prize, you are, Bentley! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190316 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190316_LR_d2b3a329-0359-4274-84e6-cd50f118c597.jpg?v=1571611220 Too big? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190318 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190318_LR_a794ebbc-b843-492b-b444-63c1e092efe7.jpg?v=1571611220 Quick, take a look! There’s a guy walking out of our house carrying the T. V. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190319 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190319_LR_e129ba99-f063-43fe-a228-32ea03d913c3.jpg?v=1571611220 I let my sister use the hammock. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190320 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190320_LR_a97ead3b-1dbc-467d-b530-36a505cec233.jpg?v=1571611220 I said, ‘Round up a POSSE’! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190321 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190321_LR_23e9121f-7639-475a-9780-aa97e0c4fe67.jpg?v=1571611220 I’m warning you, Rodney, I want you home by ten o’clock, and no later. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190322 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190322_LR_95651e52-0fef-46c3-ac9d-8761372ba916.jpg?v=1571611220 It says ‘Do not feed.’ Look at your best coat! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190323 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190323_LR_60922dad-157b-41d8-a21b-9c2547cb96f7.jpg?v=1571611220 Which credit card d’you want – R. G. Williams, Miss S. Peters or the Rev. J. Thomas? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190325 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190325_LR_db6133e3-f13e-4f59-b5ec-2c633b3febfc.jpg?v=1571611220 You said you wanted a large family. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190326 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190326_LR_7ec10a61-c46d-4643-9d31-7f332f11809b.jpg?v=1571611220 I think for our own safety, we should leave this lot alone for another few thousand years. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190327 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190327_LR_e54d07da-e95e-40db-bb59-19620527f967.jpg?v=1571611220 That bamboo chair you sold me is still alive! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190328 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190328_LR_c27d82f4-693b-4302-829e-f9559817fc55.jpg?v=1571611220 It’s homemade alphabet soup! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190329 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190329_LR_b85c2aea-3463-4475-a07b-9c6192bc4c8d.jpg?v=1571611220 Two months to select my jury and they found me guilty in 17 seconds. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190330 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190330_LR_bc1015f3-70e9-4fc2-a5ed-92c0f1517d4e.jpg?v=1571611220 They’re almost human! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190401 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190401_LR_4334f1c6-b859-481c-bf75-1442fe434c50.jpg?v=1571611220 Dad, which part of the chicken is the noodle? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190402 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190402_LR_51e92039-8aa8-4495-ac58-1b638158c105.jpg?v=1571611220 I’ve nearly finished this. Got any furniture polish? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190403 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190403_LR_21918db1-13e6-4810-bda8-8934cbb5d55d.jpg?v=1571611220 Go and tell Mommy that Daddy forgot his key. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190404 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190404_LR_f9a03393-6dbd-42b9-af16-5bcde15bbfd6.jpg?v=1571611220 You say you were inside robbing the bank and someone stole your car? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190405 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190405_LR_15489722-2caf-4eba-98ad-01614231159c.jpg?v=1571611220 Does that say ‘help wanted’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190406 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190406_LR_d9bb9723-a3b1-46eb-8dbd-5ccd607de886.jpg?v=1571611220 All I can say is, I’m glad I didn’t eat any of it! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190408 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190408_LR_a23526bf-fa77-4050-a98a-423a96ac3a47.jpg?v=1571611220 This is called ‘Reclining nude.’ I don’t think the children should be looking at it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190409 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190409_LR_ea3c5a29-e8b0-46e4-bff1-a57129ae2e51.jpg?v=1571611220 When are they supposed to be coming to fix that TV? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190410 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190410_LR_79266a37-353c-424e-9c69-95c637b9220f.jpg?v=1571611220 An eagle came straight through the ceiling and grabbed the goldfish. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190411 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190411_LR_5e56677d-2fea-4a23-b78a-2bb61b1ea4a1.jpg?v=1571611220 I thought so! You’re not chewing your food. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190412 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190412_LR_743ab7ee-a140-4bcc-ba27-c5ee00dd8650.jpg?v=1571611220 Something tells me I’m in for a very long day. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190413 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190413_LR_59e0435d-53e3-4673-a484-688a772650bd.jpg?v=1571611220 I didn’t have a button, so I cut the hole off. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190415 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190415_LR_733e692b-db56-4b01-9393-7ad01f20a722.jpg?v=1571611220 I’ll have to charge extra for that one. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190416 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190416_LR_0f0a5b5a-e98d-48e8-b1bd-17947beb88fe.jpg?v=1571611220 Is that you? You’ve only been surfing five minutes! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190417 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190417_LR_57405ddb-6da1-4199-9c1f-d861df4c9e88.jpg?v=1571611221 Are you sure you’re comfortable like that? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190418 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190418_LR_8f95827e-d273-4909-bba2-e5e2ab1cda89.jpg?v=1571611221 I’m not interested in what you like. I’m the one who has to look at it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190419 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190419_LR_0b3fce22-c66b-4934-865c-90c0b741ab30.jpg?v=1571611221 He only went hunting once. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190420 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190420_LR_f1e9af5d-9a8a-4722-a93e-58502d67505f.jpg?v=1571611221 Maybe it’s some sort of omen! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190422 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190422_LR_c58c047b-7671-4b5b-8fc9-6cd4b5184987.jpg?v=1571611221 Did you fire Williams in ‘Fruit & Vegetables’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190423 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190423_LR_3f941244-763b-4a9c-b228-15bf8e372b45.jpg?v=1571611221 I can’t get comfortable! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190424 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190424_LR_7c544a92-dfaa-4521-8834-4bf71105bfd6.jpg?v=1571611221 Can you get that guy’s teeth out of there? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190425 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190425_LR_27c9b9fa-a255-4b7b-ba5f-f849ae43f315.jpg?v=1571611221 There is another Savoy Grille downtown. Maybe you were supposed to meet her there. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190426 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190426_LR_dbaff121-2053-440d-88a5-852ad914f777.jpg?v=1571611221 Cleo, get off of there and let this nice man sit down. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190427 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190427_LR_82444289-b1d9-4bf0-ac68-897ebc065644.jpg?v=1571611221 It comes with three vegetables: two peas and a carrot. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190429 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190429_LR_a2bfe6d2-1843-430f-a5a2-3f8ea5e97dc5.jpg?v=1571611221 Don’t stop singing! You’ve got a nice voice. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190430 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190430_LR_76fc11a3-4497-49f9-a205-a06cca892d05.jpg?v=1571611221 D’you want your coffee now, Captain? We’ve hit an iceberg. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190501 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190501_LR_b41028b1-8efc-4267-bd3e-263ed7c5168d.jpg?v=1571611221 Maybe your account’s overdrawn! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190502 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190502_LR_b5af062f-fc5f-4050-a193-3c2bedb3da12.jpg?v=1571611221 Don’t forget, grandpa — when my friends get here, I told them you knew Julius Caesar. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190503 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190503_LR_e149eeb7-6aea-4f48-9061-5c947edfb586.jpg?v=1571611221 I’d say I pretty much run things around here. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190504 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190504_LR_0fcbaf44-d6a9-4e17-9eda-e6c419ae2adb.jpg?v=1571611221 Got one of these? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190506 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190506_LR_ec7f221b-4305-4955-989d-6870ffcca340.jpg?v=1571611221 Did he say he was coming back, or what? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190507 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190507_LR_63b5a7da-0134-40b4-933b-dd0f8702402b.jpg?v=1571611221 You just poured boiling oil over the window cleaner! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190508 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190508_LR_4e10a69d-134c-44dc-89fd-7aee19746b59.jpg?v=1571611221 Whatever made you think plant food would make your hair grow? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190509 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190509_LR_94446059-0531-42c3-8f9a-dac25a0c26d0.jpg?v=1571611221 We’re having a tough time managing on your son’s allowance. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190510 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190510_LR_2bf9abc9-c9a3-485e-96d7-237df34fe6ac.jpg?v=1571611221 Don’t look at me! Look to the front. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190511 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190511_LR_be26cea1-0627-4649-b723-969fed0c83e7.jpg?v=1571611221 Tell me a funny joke, He’ll stop you if I’ve heard it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190513 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190513_LR_871c288c-8ef1-459f-a761-875bacd2f6fd.jpg?v=1571611221 I wish you’d sit down, Lily. I never win when you keep pacing around. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190514 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190514_LR_174cd629-359a-4255-b666-b97349abeb9f.jpg?v=1571611221 My wife bought this and I want to return it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190515 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190515_LR_5260af4c-a63c-403a-84fd-54b4a3a90f41.jpg?v=1571611221 I’ll have a teeny-bopper-burger-razzle and she wants a coffee. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190516 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190516_LR_2782c39d-73f2-4d82-abd8-90ec4f358b94.jpg?v=1571611222 I make mistakes to keep you on your toes! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190517 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190517_LR_3c5d6cf4-45c9-42a3-8469-a66736afb716.jpg?v=1571611222 Who ordered the giant clams? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190518 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190518_LR_8a5c78e1-c163-4fc9-a374-3849937e8cba.jpg?v=1571611222 If you don’t think you can make it into work tomorrow, give me a call. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190520 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190520_LR_3f5a81cd-9d23-4542-b3dd-92c867da7b50.jpg?v=1571611222 Do you feel anything yet? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190521 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190521_LR_61e3918a-16b2-4cdf-85c2-3da60ccb9d68.jpg?v=1571611222 I don’t care who you are! Take your hat off in this restaurant. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190522 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190522_LR_c34ff7c1-23f2-40d4-9afc-c616653047c4.jpg?v=1571611222 Yes, skydiving! He’s going for his first jump tomorrow. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190523 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190523_LR_0d6005e8-0def-4dd1-9ce5-09c98262f985.jpg?v=1571611222 It went around twice and stopped on 18. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190524 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190524_LR_a87a73fe-a284-4dba-807d-390c9a986f63.jpg?v=1571611222 I can only see two in there! Did one escape? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190525 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190525_LR_29600c4f-fccd-412d-b44a-762aad7bf947.jpg?v=1571611222 How did things go at divorce court? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190527 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190527_LR_f16b5f87-068c-4723-be71-c8d9ee5ef660.jpg?v=1571611222 Lily, give me a price on those beekeeper hats. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190528 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190528_LR_32aff9f0-74b6-4557-9b86-10e699c7f926.jpg?v=1571611222 Is that your idea of exercise — buying a book on jogging? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190529 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190529_LR_65165f92-94a2-4ccd-a119-50e82c55b878.jpg?v=1571611222 Look what your dog did to my costume! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190530 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190530_LR_822551f5-3ea2-4ccc-b731-df26e4ac9e45.jpg?v=1571611222 Someone broke in while we were asleep. They left $20! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190531 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190531_LR_f6e80145-8cea-4db5-9686-66ba5ec23b72.jpg?v=1571611222 I like it fairly short and parted in the middle. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190601 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190601_LR_d8c08419-743f-4d67-9be1-31bb2bc29a35.jpg?v=1571611222 This is my wife’s twin brother, Arnold. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190603 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190603_LR_b4849232-2ab5-4647-9abc-99df314d26bb.jpg?v=1571611222 We’ll have to have dinner out; the toaster’s broken. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190604 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190604_LR_23764c34-40ba-4fb8-9635-61cc54044919.jpg?v=1571611222 Can the police give you a speeding ticket in a car wash? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190605 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190605_LR_efa01c39-d45f-46bf-a7ee-6e2d59d0fe19.jpg?v=1571611222 Have you got this same chair in dark brown? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190606 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190606_LR_0ce432b3-f8b3-44ef-8c2f-c6ff1fd33a50.jpg?v=1571611222 We need a bicycle built for two – and one for me. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190607 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190607_LR_3c9438ef-d7e9-4c6a-8e1b-5cbc9331d540.jpg?v=1571611222 Every cloud has a silver lining! Now you’ve got two swords. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190608 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190608_LR_f366f247-a8e6-48b9-9998-ca3fb982ae43.jpg?v=1571611222 You gotta be real fast when you’re painting ducks! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190610 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190610_LR_e4156fe5-5ca7-440e-a8db-458050254262.jpg?v=1571611222 Why do they call you, ‘the elephant man’? You look perfectly normal to me. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190611 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190611_LR_bcb9231e-dcb3-45ac-8c8a-fcbebe5557c4.jpg?v=1571611222 Nice shot! That one crossed 12 lanes and wiped out the coffee machine. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190612 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190612_LR_46f5740c-02ce-4769-8c8b-3152dfbd507d.jpg?v=1571611222 I got the car in the garage, but I had to go through the kitchen. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190613 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190613_LR_0069870f-ea30-4671-92be-04aad7813727.jpg?v=1571611222 I don’t usually borrow stuff from strangers, but I like your face. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190614 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190614_LR_66b1b76a-63ae-4516-bfa2-ec4517c3321c.jpg?v=1571611222 Did you hear me whining when your show was on? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190615 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190615_LR_a11f0a11-6400-4f2e-988f-cc0361f822b9.jpg?v=1571611222 I’ll get the check. Pass your money under the table. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190617 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190617_LR_2fa837f6-8c56-4679-8d10-51d01cf2606a.jpg?v=1571611222 D’you wanna stay here tonight or sleep on the beach and eat? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190618 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190618_LR_8a7b7f24-44b9-450d-ac1a-a0b9ea132db5.jpg?v=1571611222 I made two dozen chocolate chip cookies. Can you eat all of them? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190619 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190619_LR_9fa4dd68-8f20-4c00-b3fc-806e9211aac0.jpg?v=1571611222 Have you got any books on how to overcome shyness? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190620 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190620_LR_7942646d-c7a1-4c06-a288-244e9677df0a.jpg?v=1571611222 One of you two will be my next sales manager. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190621 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190621_LR_c072285a-8eae-4191-8e6b-b57218ee3373.jpg?v=1571611222 Your brother got a job in a wallpaper factory. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190622 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190622_LR_3ee73dce-ff1d-4aa8-85b6-ee122ad51753.jpg?v=1571611223 Don’t bother undressing. I’ll turn up the power. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190624 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190624_LR_30e1c80b-d9f3-4a92-91fb-b27b27fa7c54.jpg?v=1571611223 Biggest bug I ever saw! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190625 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190625_LR_8fe0ac4d-c958-4c43-a5d6-8f59b30c5f6e.jpg?v=1571611223 Anything for 22A? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190626 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190626_LR_8eec1f22-2c3a-499b-8937-2a222ba7df71.jpg?v=1571611223 I know we haven’t got your size without even looking! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190627 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190627_LR_6b71a368-eebd-4351-a7d8-99fb85b5736d.jpg?v=1571611223 You’ve been overfeeding my horse again, Smithers! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190628 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190628_LR_8693fdde-644a-4552-aa94-10b1c37e1c70.jpg?v=1571611223 Here, you wanted to be plant manager. Take care of this! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190629 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190629_LR_96df405e-865e-423c-b73b-69e6900c6059.jpg?v=1571611223 Can I buy half of one and get the other half free? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190701 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190701_LR_122ebd49-26bd-4642-88f7-6c4cbc089bf1.jpg?v=1571611223 When you grow up, make sure you marry a mechanic. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190702 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190702_LR_ccfacc04-8299-44d1-97fc-485a119280a1.jpg?v=1571611223 He needs a set by Friday. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190703 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190703_LR_4c8f0129-b9e2-4eaf-8dc0-0efe8ae55329.jpg?v=1571611223 I told you yesterday — you can’t come in without wearing a tie. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190704 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190704_LR_86928a1e-f5b1-47ae-b050-dfdd002c4dd4.jpg?v=1571611223 The invitation said ‘informal dress’, so I borrowed one from my sister. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190705 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190705_LR_abb11a58-3fd5-4fd7-8d16-07ccade07ccc.jpg?v=1571611223 Joycey, what’s the best stuff for split ends? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190706 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190706_LR_11568993-ac81-47b9-be15-048451797d7b.jpg?v=1571611223 Your wife tells me you’re making some bookshelves. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190708 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190708_LR_12c3637b-b98b-4028-913a-7e7cbc4a8a63.jpg?v=1571611223 I need 400 of these and a pair of hinges. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190709 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190709_LR_6757858d-9b91-4792-88dd-49cc301b8f5a.jpg?v=1571611223 You dropped your sheet of glass back there! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190710 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190710_LR_6d72b685-5724-45c5-811b-8fa9e057921b.jpg?v=1571611223 Cover your left eye, Madame. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190711 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190711_LR_dc05e447-f312-4eab-aed0-98049b5821a4.jpg?v=1571611223 There’s the check and here’s a photo of my wife and kids. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190712 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190712_LR_908f02c1-fc65-44b3-ad3e-9663da7411a8.jpg?v=1571611223 Want me to try to get you a private ward? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190713 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190713_LR_6b70bdba-5046-46d5-a04b-b5624bce6eec.jpg?v=1571611223 Room 1708 doesn’t have a plug for the bath! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190715 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190715_LR_9df66427-530e-4ae6-a654-032ee1d85c72.jpg?v=1571611223 If we don’t find a gas station soon, Wilkins, I’m going to have to take a rest. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190716 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190716_LR_38f0e760-edc4-4e50-8e8f-a9d58c0075d8.jpg?v=1571611223 Large coffee to go and make sure the lid’s on tight. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190717 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190717_LR_ebae6c46-e948-4af3-8967-fa56d8027df8.jpg?v=1571611223 If you get any worse, can I keep your paint roller? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190718 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190718_LR_66cf8531-6a1a-43af-acfa-6deba5cf5025.jpg?v=1571611223 Your job application says you like meeting the public. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190719 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190719_LR_0684d38a-8a42-4b85-a5a8-2147d88ec50e.jpg?v=1571611223 I’m looking for an uninhabited island with a fantastic night life. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190720 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190720_LR_03d0b9cb-0d74-490e-bfcf-a12bd986ade1.jpg?v=1571611223 Are these green ones emeralds? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190722 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190722_LR_5a27f2c4-0c3e-4eb6-ae43-ac60722745ef.jpg?v=1571611223 I see you spent the last 12 years in the Navy. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190723 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190723_LR_a34e492a-ea51-4b33-a28d-d5926148efb5.jpg?v=1571611223 How did you say that without moving your lips? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190724 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190724_LR_de2288b9-2352-458f-9b6f-d3bf333b98ce.jpg?v=1571611223 As soon as I got married, I saved every spare nickel. Now I’ve got eight bucks! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190725 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190725_LR_e1863ddb-694f-4081-b1d1-5490d4b60472.jpg?v=1571611223 Your honor, with 85 previous acquittals, my client has a faultless record. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190726 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190726_LR_21b02a0d-63ab-40d8-bb10-af49b2997580.jpg?v=1571611223 That guy who said the coffee tasted funny left without paying! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190727 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190727_LR_6f0aa78b-aab2-43b3-aca4-98574da1a69a.jpg?v=1571611223 I know what you got me for my birthday. It was on the 11 o’clock news. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190729 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190729_LR_c23df600-149c-4f22-887c-e72a657b9d98.jpg?v=1571611223 Banana milkshake and two straws. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190730 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190730_LR_31b8697e-ba82-43e6-9681-8b074b501d92.jpg?v=1571611223 You’re absolutely certain this one’s mine? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190731 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190731_LR_69d4def0-e4ee-45f4-8739-572476119fb5.jpg?v=1571611224 Are both of you suffering from double vision? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190801 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190801_LR_5ddfb606-28bb-4d84-bd06-761ae5ce741e.jpg?v=1571611224 Pull out as much as you want. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190802 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190802_LR_7afc9430-df39-487c-96fa-d88409ae8ba6.jpg?v=1571611224 Tea! I said I wanted a small tea! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190803 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190803_LR_60ab5675-bf91-4424-be68-1309efff5b5e.jpg?v=1571611224 It says right here. You’re not supposed to open the lid during the spin cycle. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190805 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190805_LR_0d9b80fb-aade-49c3-8955-27cddbb5ac08.jpg?v=1571611224 I fell asleep on the beach, reading a newspaper. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190806 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190806_LR_378fd464-4a21-428c-85ab-98aa44daad85.jpg?v=1571611224 Either you buy me a bike or I’m gonna get myself adopted. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190807 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190807_LR_5f2867a4-7d35-4f2c-9deb-c961ee29af1c.jpg?v=1571611224 Remember, only bend the ones which are not marked ‘do not bend.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190808 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190808_LR_4e4fb311-ccb9-4dcc-97f3-81ef30fc30b4.jpg?v=1571611224 Nobody’s leaving! Why don’t you start singing one of your songs? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190809 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190809_LR_e2113cd2-3098-45a1-9bb3-4b726666aa12.jpg?v=1571611224 Cash or charge? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190810 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190810_LR_c1ab1825-8685-4660-a2bc-1ec2190018aa.jpg?v=1571611224 It’s marked ‘urgent’ so I read it on the way over. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190812 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190812_LR_6804e937-c2fd-4e90-8f46-613d79d10982.jpg?v=1571611224 It’s homemade bread! D’you want two slices? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190813 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190813_LR_40a6c704-5142-486f-8837-3bb9aca7037b.jpg?v=1571611224 I nearly didn’t come with all that rain. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190814 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190814_LR_08830c6d-337d-48f6-b83a-8f3241209e39.jpg?v=1571611224 Dad, I’m starting grade six soon. I guess this is where ‘the generation gap’ begins. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190815 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190815_LR_0a5925a7-944a-49e6-9294-d0e3d9191d14.jpg?v=1571611224 Anyone here eat the pork chops? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190816 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190816_LR_4d14c055-ddad-460e-b00e-aab7d9eace62.jpg?v=1571611224 Two hamburgers, one coffee and a bucket of water. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190817 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190817_LR_e3f9e103-7602-4f3e-a1b2-2eb9db20290c.jpg?v=1571611224 Let’s go, Rex. It’s time for your piano lessons. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190819 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190819_LR_687c394b-5b01-41bf-80bf-3b384e172c87.jpg?v=1571611224 Come on! Tell the nice man how much you want to borrow. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190820 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190820_LR_10f190c1-5dd6-4c19-8105-0714d857d60c.jpg?v=1571611224 Take one capsule tonight, and if there’s no improvement by tomorrow morning, take the whole bottle. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190821 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190821_LR_f00bd52b-e11b-46c3-8047-243e722e1dcd.jpg?v=1571611224 He was an unmanageable 6’2 when I married him. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190822 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190822_LR_4c304157-453e-42b6-a701-6e3ac4b70c86.jpg?v=1571611224 I can’t seem to make up my mind about this one! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190823 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190823_LR_73d9fefc-0d17-4597-a4ca-955a3de91d14.jpg?v=1571611224 Aw c’mon doc, let me borrow a mirror. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190824 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190824_LR_8dbf9306-b987-4266-8450-47b6f27fc80b.jpg?v=1571611224 Where are you hopping off to? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190826 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190826_LR_400e8fd9-d4cc-4a40-84ff-4270b5993428.jpg?v=1571611224 What was that cyclist shouting about back there? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190827 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190827_LR_fcbf0c8a-48e6-4ef6-be94-57030b348e3b.jpg?v=1571611224 They don’t allow those on my planet. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190828 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190828_LR_b3860e5a-19cd-45e2-a49f-a4b0ef9b7184.jpg?v=1571611224 I’ll take another bottle of this after-shave. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190829 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190829_LR_5a698e6a-2529-4d86-aff4-f16e1bc9396f.jpg?v=1571611224 I told you not to lay in the bath all afternoon! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190830 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190830_LR_1b7ca7ec-76cb-4f7f-8979-8baeadd80dc6.jpg?v=1571611224 Quick, put it on. Someone’s coming! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190831 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190831_LR_5425902c-8a5a-4865-9272-afa60718363e.jpg?v=1571611224 Now I suppose you’re gonna sulk because I wouldn’t give you the afternoon off! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190902 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190902_LR_6726a0d0-9c0e-4bb2-9382-52d3b04a39e1.jpg?v=1571611224 I’ll have a coffee and a Danish to go. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190903 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190903_LR_c345b764-4a89-400b-a14b-3c61e257b58e.jpg?v=1571611225 As I wasn’t too busy, I made you my international award-winning hamburger deluxe. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190904 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190904_LR_b253e18d-6184-4d5c-ad87-7415f2dc6eec.jpg?v=1571611225 I don’t mind you reading over my shoulder, but don’t start doing the crossword puzzle. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190905 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190905_LR_a07fbc48-7618-4f6d-a36a-8f40aa17b2e3.jpg?v=1571611225 Your honor, before the jury retires to reach a verdict my client wishes to present each of them with a little gift of jewelry. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190906 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190906_LR_d384e028-6cf0-47d0-ba00-8bb8eeaa393b.jpg?v=1571611225 Look, you’re 103 years old, you’ve got to start taking better care of yourself. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190907 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190907_LR_95212071-fc3d-41e5-91d1-87fccd0b2f53.jpg?v=1571611225 Have you got a 24-slice toaster? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190909 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190909_LR_9cd5f2db-d505-4c05-92c0-18e0c9d4cd16.jpg?v=1571611225 Dad, a guy at school said we all came from humans. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190910 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190910_LR_b0a59319-c9ed-464a-a8b2-06e1cbde38ae.jpg?v=1571611225 If you’re so smart, how come the world was in such a mess before I got here? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190911 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190911_LR_39af978a-80ca-43e6-9dc2-65294ce3629d.jpg?v=1571611225 You’d better remove your make-up. I’ve got some good news. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190912 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190912_LR_2acf9fa0-87fb-4be8-8e7a-229b3ffab7f9.jpg?v=1571611225 What did you expect to find in oxtail soup? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190913 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190913_LR_caedd4f5-fe98-484b-a333-99efdfb2ad5f.jpg?v=1571611225 I don’t mind the 17th floor as long as I have 64 sheets. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190914 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190914_LR_b3c83f3f-846b-400f-8988-337fe1e2bb41.jpg?v=1571611225 Will you keep the noise down! We’re trying to have a party next door. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190916 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190916_LR_cd7be09a-0861-494b-9b6a-06a79dfd1ffc.jpg?v=1571611225 Can you change a $100 bill? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190917 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190917_LR_de2442d9-1b36-41bb-804a-ce5928db5d7a.jpg?v=1571611225 Whad’dyer mean triplets! He was here first. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190918 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190918_LR_9d06e78a-15bb-4439-9d09-372ec3f52786.jpg?v=1571611225 I hate bothering you, but my wife wants to know if she passed her driver’s test. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190919 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190919_LR_342f7fed-a9ad-430d-b100-431387d26aa6.jpg?v=1571611225 As soon as he’s finished, rush that glass of water over to table nine. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190920 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190920_LR_96a8c616-2473-4724-b37a-4ec530dc9b88.jpg?v=1571611225 He wants to give us $1,000 to use the moon for a few days! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190921 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190921_LR_bbeedcf0-7194-411c-91aa-476782e7c440.jpg?v=1571611225 Why did you move your plate? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190923 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190923_LR_6884f147-be10-41f2-9585-e9ccb0a4d9c5.jpg?v=1571611225 According to the computer, we owe the gas company $14. 3 billion for August. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190924 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190924_LR_70a41b39-b733-43a9-8874-3f53c839749f.jpg?v=1571611225 So this is Dotty, your wife. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190925 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190925_LR_401f256a-42d3-4724-8795-04897e49cd96.jpg?v=1571611225 D’you mind if I take a photo? It’s not often we get a 15-cent tip. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190926 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190926_LR_ebf4561f-e1a2-4d29-9373-70a8ba2169db.jpg?v=1571611225 I’ll have to X-ray your arm again. This one is overexposed. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190927 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190927_LR_ad36a3aa-eaab-4a1a-9f53-69e04162982b.jpg?v=1571611225 Haven’t you got one in English? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190928 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190928_LR_65e78913-d8e7-462a-be99-2261da112740.jpg?v=1571611225 I can’t eat anymore of these turquoise peas! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm190930 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM190930_LR_f39ef077-13e0-44c2-a6f8-ab30fa041a5f.jpg?v=1571611225 You’re the one who kept telling me you were a ‘go-getter.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191001 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191001_LR_a575e7c2-716e-4a79-baea-8ef95188924c.jpg?v=1571611225 Simpson, bring me an order of onion rings and move that candle further down the table. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191002 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191002_LR_2fb02ef3-99de-4626-b016-d3e45a9b51df.jpg?v=1571611225 That was my ex-boyfriend’s car! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191003 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191003_LR_d3a5d194-cac0-4a55-8e2a-f4c2352c7e2f.jpg?v=1571611225 I hear you’re looking for an aggressive salesman. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191004 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191004_LR_dd7d0370-d75a-405e-9dfd-681b58171b14.jpg?v=1571611225 Is it too tight across the shoulders? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191005 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191005_LR_6fef79ec-8c30-4ae5-8725-79e0b800225e.jpg?v=1571611225 I’ll have a cheeseburger and a root beer. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191007 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191007_LR_f730ac9a-a147-4426-8bb9-eaf490c64258.jpg?v=1571611225 Welcome to planet Earth. Is your mother home? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191008 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191008_LR_b56e820a-b0a3-4fa7-b828-5bf17faba785.jpg?v=1571611225 I’m your new secretary. Am I an hour late or 23 hours early? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191009 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191009_LR_0a1071d4-b47e-45af-a1f1-0a3e95bb80c8.jpg?v=1571611226 It’s a pity you’re unemployed! You need a couple of weeks off work. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191010 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191010_LR_09fec3ef-7610-466d-8855-6a1611ceb498.jpg?v=1571611226 I can’t understand anyone being afraid of dogs. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191011 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191011_LR_2db28e11-3def-40ea-b129-e30e5ea557f9.jpg?v=1571611226 I lost the key for my padlock! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191012 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191012_LR_9553667b-cec4-4e90-988c-2d073d0ded67.jpg?v=1571611226 I told you not to eat popcorn while you’ve got hiccups. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191014 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191014_LR_594b20f5-fe42-40bc-9e61-213c03f8ae47.jpg?v=1571611226 Here’s one you’ll love! Two weeks in an open boat without food and water. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191015 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191015_LR_8120986c-4d74-4e90-847f-0f6657c8c9fe.jpg?v=1571611226 I know it’s your birthday soon, but what can I buy a woman who has everything? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191016 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191016_LR_56d7eabc-9245-4798-9e0d-c333eb3d2e5b.jpg?v=1571611226 He’s only been at his company for a year and already he’s getting the minimum wage! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191017 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191017_LR_208119df-9686-4a9e-b955-50258c34bf0e.jpg?v=1571611226 I wonder why they make these finger bandages so long? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191018 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191018_LR_543af99f-f5f2-4055-b324-7593ed196880.jpg?v=1571611226 That’s the last time we’ll use this hospital! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191019 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191019_LR_ddd2ebfa-2f4e-4ab1-aa03-36dc2e197243.jpg?v=1571611226 All the cups are dirty. D’you want your coffee in that? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191021 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191021_LR_3e21ee99-4c28-4206-9c42-0a0a3335a42b.jpg?v=1571611226 Be careful with the wine. I had trouble getting the cork out. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191022 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191022_LR_5623ee08-e0ff-4ef9-b80f-fed35d28d9b4.jpg?v=1571611226 Is the war over? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191023 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191023_LR_4c2cf3a9-e7be-4532-83ac-ccb28b764e77.jpg?v=1571611226 Got a dog to fit that? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191024 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191024_LR_c45a3f2f-5a6b-48e7-a958-5f0723ad7551.jpg?v=1571611226 D’you buy used cats? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191025 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191025_LR_90e6faad-6f45-422c-8049-6fa06ab4aca6.jpg?v=1571611226 Your friend Muriel is going through Harry’s pockets again! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191026 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191026_LR_afa0a5b7-c677-4c92-b3b0-3908a2cb8cd8.jpg?v=1571611226 Whoever shouted ‘Turkey’ was correct. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191028 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191028_LR_a5b6e534-d117-4c32-a1d7-3d348d266329.jpg?v=1571611226 Now scrape that off the carpet and serve it to him on a clean plate. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191029 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191029_LR_2cb39867-955e-4dcd-9cdb-0526a92281ee.jpg?v=1571611226 The mailman’s been here. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191030 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191030_LR_e65b67dc-9038-4b77-bc7a-250f178c85c3.jpg?v=1571611226 Of course it’s half eaten! You said you wanted the Chef’s salad. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191031 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191031_LR_8b46de84-6cce-4514-b091-1748cc1a4087.jpg?v=1571611226 When are you going to face the fact that you’re a lousy pick-pocket? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191101 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191101_LR_dcef4092-ef36-4810-ac03-ed38e9cc315a.jpg?v=1571611226 I was wondering how you’d play that shot. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191102 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191102_LR_656d46b1-9f63-4a91-903f-3d74976f1429.jpg?v=1571611226 How am I supposed to know you’re allergic to these if you don’t tell me! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191104 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191104_LR_af7d8f17-78d8-4d46-bd94-6a8c1f15b898.jpg?v=1571611226 If you can spare the time, Williams, I’d like to see you in my office. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191105 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191105_LR_9ca0cdac-d541-47ad-9f8f-cd45a902223a.jpg?v=1571611226 Gimme 14 hot dogs. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191106 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191106_LR_9ad827b0-b83f-4e37-963a-8bce839603e9.jpg?v=1571611226 Was he as short as that in real life? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191107 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191107_LR_9760f5e1-9adf-4938-9ce2-265634315a32.jpg?v=1571611226 Ignorance of the law is no excuse, buddy! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191108 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191108_LR_45050e01-9927-4458-b325-ed554bd83db3.jpg?v=1571611226 In your case, we have no interest at all! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191109 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191109_LR_69fe1878-fd46-4d30-8de8-be25608bb8b1.jpg?v=1571611226 There’s seven billion of them down here! Make sure none get on the ship before we take off. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191111 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191111_LR_82e7101e-b36b-4647-8a8d-dfd5f5124e80.jpg?v=1571611226 Guy in the front row wants to know if you like blueberry or custard cream? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191112 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191112_LR_4ea58f83-c88b-45b7-9b42-b6fbd9bb9a84.jpg?v=1571611226 Coffee is 50 cents for the first half-hour and 30 cents for each additional half-hour. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191113 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191113_LR_4d51cde7-47a6-4ad6-9129-d8cc36dd5dd4.jpg?v=1571611226 The top keeps flying off this food mixer. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191114 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191114_LR_24441a7e-e9af-44c7-9795-be531a4807ff.jpg?v=1571611226 Cindy’s getting a job at a bank and needs you as a reference. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191115 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191115_LR_62c694a5-3443-441e-a8a7-3b5b8fe38fdc.jpg?v=1571611226 That robot that replaced you at work has been laid off! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191116 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191116_LR_d3c84d86-2b92-4542-bf9c-8e22ee3391e7.jpg?v=1571611227 I think that dark shadow is where I spilled some coffee. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191118 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191118_LR_6cc49f0c-b534-49c1-a6ef-9782cc7e684b.jpg?v=1571611227 Can you cut me a star-shaped piece of glass to fit that hole? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191119 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191119_LR_8eb27fe1-2d68-408d-a193-2c7ed3967537.jpg?v=1571611227 You’re supposed to read it aloud! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191120 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191120_LR_b6bd0874-a417-498f-bb6c-2dfc9c9a2e5b.jpg?v=1571611227 Nurse… see if you can find my little rubber hammer. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191121 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191121_LR_ef385af6-3e0e-472e-8236-2091518e8a51.jpg?v=1571611227 I like the color but won’t the water keep running out? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191122 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191122_LR_b486c09b-f701-4f09-9335-1d86564f1945.jpg?v=1571611227 Have you got any old bricks I can take to my karate lesson? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191123 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191123_LR_ea325038-aba3-4567-be0a-d1360689685c.jpg?v=1571611227 I asked him what he wanted for our anniversary and he said ‘two minutes of silence.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191125 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191125_LR_37a639fe-e5e6-4fc2-a64a-9b3aeb4b0760.jpg?v=1571611227 The doctor thinks he’s going to be very musical. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191126 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191126_LR_0e129553-5788-4a2c-a1a3-5a6448263ec2.jpg?v=1571611227 Okay, you’ve got the job! On your mark, get set,… https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191127 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191127_LR_0b05d51d-8a1c-4403-a3ae-5ad1ad2203db.jpg?v=1571611227 I think we’ve decided on the ruby-and-diamond cluster. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191128 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191128_LR_144f5423-992c-47a5-83cf-6a88d8cd31e8.jpg?v=1571611227 He wasn’t always bald. It’s acid rain. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191129 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191129_LR_b17e8c77-acf1-4d39-927a-970dfd846218.jpg?v=1571611227 Oh, Herman! You’re my very first husband. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191130 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191130_LR_25c532b5-bb9d-4563-a741-774980b872d9.jpg?v=1571611227 Where did you put my book on archaeology? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191202 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191202_LR_e57a621f-3a6f-462f-9a60-ee4bd94f4958.jpg?v=1571611227 George, how many years have I been coming in this candy store? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191203 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191203_LR_361f8d85-17c1-4ae6-bcca-fb1b78ac49ae.jpg?v=1571611227 This wildlife book you sold me is nothing but animals! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191204 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191204_LR_d7afd4d3-525d-4765-b641-99a63cdd8aec.jpg?v=1571611227 I told you last week I had to work late tonight! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191205 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191205_LR_ba4bc186-c36b-4810-8d30-3d4d75a99aef.jpg?v=1571611227 Whaddya mean, ‘The strawberries aren’t fresh’? I just opened the can five minutes ago! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191206 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191206_LR_149c9132-4736-421a-a467-815a02a657fe.jpg?v=1571611227 I don’t really want a diagnosis. What diseases have you got for under $50? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191207 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191207_LR_167096a5-0fda-469a-87b4-8110a3a9c2a8.jpg?v=1571611227 This is your loan application back from our head office. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191209 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191209_LR_0c009dd4-e7a2-4931-8569-758e29d28f2a.jpg?v=1571611227 Look at that! 62-years-old and not a single cavity. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191210 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191210_LR_c98917b7-fc12-426f-b7ee-cec39df5675e.jpg?v=1571611227 The TV keeps switching back to ‘Wild Kingdom’! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191211 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191211_LR_b9af8c52-e51d-47bd-9e48-078c4524745c.jpg?v=1571611227 I need a dishwasher that can handle heavy, baked-on grease — three times a day. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191212 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191212_LR_df11177f-bd67-4480-ba3d-d51ed6dbb488.jpg?v=1571611227 That’s $194.32, less four cents for the bonus coupon. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191213 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191213_LR_bd797674-218b-4566-929b-e669ee21951d.jpg?v=1571611227 Here… tell your mother we’re out. She won’t believe me. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191214 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191214_LR_0485396b-a0a7-4471-a625-31ce5db56a2d.jpg?v=1571611227 You won’t find a job in the Sports section! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191216 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191216_LR_535704a4-35b0-4950-b257-b4c06fcff3f7.jpg?v=1571611227 You can sit there ’til I find out where you hid my glasses! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191217 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191217_LR_ad214852-14a2-491d-a143-ed9e936fc854.jpg?v=1571611227 This rascal chased the wife’s mother 20 feet up a tree. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191218 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191218_LR_7a5ad7f8-ad1f-4c14-9892-00ceb3f9d241.jpg?v=1571611227 How about a bottle of aftershave for her legs? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191219 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191219_LR_7af8eb08-dab7-4ae9-ab63-1edff6002b6c.jpg?v=1571611228 Mother sent us each a Christmas card. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191220 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191220_LR_1c095df3-4d99-456e-b630-9a26b30ef7db.jpg?v=1571611228 You wouldn’t even have that job if my Grandpa hadn’t got the flu. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191221 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191221_LR_33eba3b5-853f-4b7f-9c6d-dd9024fde75f.jpg?v=1571611228 You look like the Ayatollah. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191223 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191223_LR_2141890c-99ee-48dc-8e6b-bf36b67290d6.jpg?v=1571611228 Here, work your way through that lot and I’ll go easy on you next year. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191224 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191224_LR_960d6a91-549b-4628-9eaf-a676189d6ff5.jpg?v=1571611228 Fourteen shopping minutes to Christmas! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191225 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191225_LR_4b7fff13-26c5-4e77-9eab-40169fead0ad.jpg?v=1571611228 Fired already! You were only there five weeks. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191226 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191226_LR_3f4e0429-a5ad-4e3a-a471-b84991bdb44e.jpg?v=1571611228 They dropped the speeding charge but I’ve got to pay for the three storefronts and the railway station. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191227 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191227_LR_4bef0cbf-7caa-47c7-b07d-14a217de496e.jpg?v=1571611228 You had a hair transplant? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191228 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191228_LR_e678d312-f4cf-4bb2-8831-bfb2a78debbd.jpg?v=1571611228 If I didn’t love you I wouldn’t eat this, would I? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191230 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191230_LR_4580ee17-10e8-4a0d-883a-9d4448605b3a.jpg?v=1571611228 I knew he was really sick. He hasn’t complained about anything for three days. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm191231 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM191231_LR_0e1e410c-4d12-4d33-ba28-55e2965ad85d.jpg?v=1571611228 Did Grandpa give you permission to take that off his bad leg? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200101 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200101_LR_25f99860-21a9-41f1-ae75-64dc4597f376.jpg?v=1571611228 We’ve been happily married for two years — 2007 and 2009. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200102 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200102_LR_5f8857cc-6f13-47a7-836e-0bea373ccb34.jpg?v=1571611228 This is a much bigger apartment than we’re used to. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200103 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200103_LR_f878a7a0-f22f-45fd-ace5-9e62e25516d2.jpg?v=1571611228 I sold half the business! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200104 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200104_LR_6fd4bb06-ec68-4dd3-acae-7f7513fbc75a.jpg?v=1571611228 If I get a good mark, you could be looking at a very nice apple tomorrow morning. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200106 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200106_LR_27f113e8-c624-4390-a5e5-064426798a00.jpg?v=1571611228 It’s my new diet book. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200107 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200107_LR_aafd4fa8-11bf-495e-836d-313580b6a7eb.jpg?v=1571611228 I can’t hear the peasants singing. You’d better put the guard on ‘red alert.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200108 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200108_LR_60565e64-ae6a-4628-9f22-040ee8b0634e.jpg?v=1571611228 Come on! Tell him you’re sorry for stepping on him at the top of the stairs. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200109 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200109_LR_1816b372-2dd3-4298-981b-adca2d3d6a26.jpg?v=1571611228 We can’t stand here all day. It must have jammed. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200110 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200110_LR_bb359a66-89a9-458d-8e0c-7eb47ad890ce.jpg?v=1571611228 I’m sorry, we’re out of ‘Multivitamins Plus Iron.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200111 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200111_LR_0f2a4a44-0b30-40d5-8349-8474818999e6.jpg?v=1571611228 In 35 years, you’re my first case of this! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200113 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200113_LR_509e2129-09f4-4f7b-97f5-9e333d2923e0.jpg?v=1571611228 Make sure he pays cash. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200114 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200114_LR_ed710760-8c40-47ba-b6f7-6ece1d40f3bd.jpg?v=1571611228 I think we had much nicer diseases when I was a girl. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200115 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200115_LR_5f7f846c-8fcd-4a85-b2c8-72c8aac2adce.jpg?v=1571611228 I’ve found a secret room! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200116 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200116_LR_aeb79cdf-01a9-4d81-a06c-112e2b237571.jpg?v=1571611228 This is the last one he painted. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200117 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200117_LR_313a90c0-66d5-4e38-b803-93e3718beb49.jpg?v=1571611229 I’d ask you in, but I’ve only got one chair. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200118 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200118_LR_0b366e88-f418-4f46-9eb1-0ae5a5980f44.jpg?v=1571611229 Is that the man who tried to mug you? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200120 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200120_LR_81143c7d-04b7-4a16-8f25-45c6a1f64663.jpg?v=1571611229 I’ve never told anyone before, but I was aiming at a crocodile. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200121 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200121_LR_acf281d1-0f64-4e31-9b43-c628ec55ce51.jpg?v=1571611229 Nurse, you’d better put these on. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200122 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200122_LR_c8db88c3-d6cd-4584-8093-f3212bb060d1.jpg?v=1571611229 You can’t use your bookie as a reference. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200123 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200123_LR_fb965aa6-70ae-42d4-96f6-2ce59a7f2c25.jpg?v=1571611229 Make sure he’s home by 4 o’clock. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200124 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200124_LR_9059331a-decc-4c75-ab8b-e5d26326a4d2.jpg?v=1571611229 She’s here to get some entry forms for the Miss Universe competition. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200125 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200125_LR_2e7ef5eb-eb96-413e-8e49-f680f986d6e0.jpg?v=1571611229 We were wondering if we could extend the maximum limit on our charge account? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200127 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200127_LR_976af6e6-66f5-4e02-984f-612b85625dd4.jpg?v=1571611229 Of course, we’re looking for a man who can work without supervision. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200128 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200128_LR_05c32713-27cb-45bc-8313-74f75c25cbc2.jpg?v=1571611229 When was this passport photo taken? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200129 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200129_LR_01b19747-6769-470c-b681-b9f7631e56da.jpg?v=1571611229 Get that lab on the phone. This chest X-ray only shows the top of his head! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200130 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200130_LR_88e7b7dd-2106-4beb-9451-c76d0a14e259.jpg?v=1571611229 OK, don’t start showing off! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200131 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200131_LR_0ffe7dbc-b57c-43e0-a438-7df795035738.jpg?v=1571611229 Ralph, what’s the price on these lizard’s feet? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200201 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200201_LR_d3330368-d2ee-4358-b621-a382711cb121.jpg?v=1571611229 Your honor, my client thinks ten years is a little harsh and requests permission to approach the bench. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200203 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200203_LR_c48db5be-c771-4c09-a741-b8797e4539ae.jpg?v=1571611229 I won’t be home Friday. They’ve changed all the locks. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200204 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200204_LR_23a5a55d-76dc-41b6-bb2f-01eaec14e0e0.jpg?v=1571611229 Up and left. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200205 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200205_LR_aab3d811-d26b-4ccb-892c-286d899444b9.jpg?v=1571611229 I’m having a fabulous evening, but I really must be home by 8 o’clock. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200206 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200206_LR_e550de04-f48e-4365-9f3d-37ce29294e38.jpg?v=1571611229 I’ll skip the dessert menu. I don’t like too many surprises in one day. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200207 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200207_LR_f84fd5b7-542a-4c47-99c3-bef4ea1e5838.jpg?v=1571611229 I knew we shouldn’t have bought waterfront property! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200208 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200208_LR_5e0b2842-9c5c-4fe8-83a0-97880be4cbc8.jpg?v=1571611229 Do you have such a thing as a refrigerator with a revolving door? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200210 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200210_LR_9881e5d0-d4fb-4582-ab43-7adb6a83be39.jpg?v=1571611229 For the last time: I do not want Today’s Special. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200211 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200211_LR_d51ab882-718b-4c51-8614-d383c554767d.jpg?v=1571611229 We had to remove your brain for a couple of days, so just try to relax. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200212 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200212_LR_7433483e-c900-4948-be86-80baa02e2619.jpg?v=1571611229 Can’t you take a joke? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200213 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200213_LR_fe77da5e-cbd1-40d9-b890-40d5cfea29af.jpg?v=1571611229 He seems to have decided on a baseball scholarship. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200214 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/hm200214_400.jpg?v=1571611229 If we have to go in there again it will save you a bundle. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200215 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200215_LR_d7abc335-9154-43aa-8dd5-59762ea70636.jpg?v=1571611229 You wanna have good eyesight if you go abroad, don’t you? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200217 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200217_LR_723d2653-f573-4829-a301-bd0d7b1debe8.jpg?v=1571611229 Just give him your money, dear. The last one sued us for his medical bills. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200218 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200218_LR_f098c49d-caf6-415a-ac5f-ed053bcd262d.jpg?v=1571611229 Let me know immediately if you start feeling the urge to move sideways. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200219 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200219_LR_03ab0c67-523a-47a9-8390-bec019b5f933.jpg?v=1571611229 She kept saying the dance floor was lumpy. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200220 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200220_LR_1cfc97b3-6582-4c45-ba5a-94da58033662.jpg?v=1571611229 I guess I’ll plead not guilty just to get the old ball rolling. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200221 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200221_LR_5c363fdc-e6b3-463e-9609-51a3e13c0460.jpg?v=1571611229 I think my test results are a pretty good indication of your abilities as a teacher. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200222 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200222_LR_31a6087d-0b34-489c-bb11-f58cdc4cb2ea.jpg?v=1571611229 I want you to take one of these with water every four years. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200224 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200224_LR_4bec7c4d-3a92-4bf6-a90b-7c11e6664b52.jpg?v=1571611229 We were finding it very hot in here, Warden. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200225 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200225_LR.jpg?v=1571611230 I would’ve been here sooner, but our iceberg hit a ship. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200226 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200226_LR_0dc19b33-9f31-42fd-989b-8d0722e38691.jpg?v=1571611230 Mrs. Baxter, I don’t think things are going to work out. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200227 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200227_LR_fe7df4fd-929f-453b-9ffd-14f3ac083858.jpg?v=1571611230 I thought I said those flying fish had to be back in their bowl by eight o’clock! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200228 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200228_LR_ecc6937b-72d9-49e5-97f6-7331b6c74190.jpg?v=1571611230 Are you the guy who advertised he’d found a wallet? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200229 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200229_LR_a9a80a9f-d477-4232-8aa7-6cae33c24c61.jpg?v=1571611230 Arnold, will you please stand away from that on/off switch. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200302 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200302_LR_6cd0d1e9-3ea9-44a1-98e3-31fa5dd6e396.jpg?v=1571611230 I told you it was supposed to go around your neck. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200303 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200303_LR_c0d831b5-8766-4336-9991-a256bd44d91a.jpg?v=1571611230 Okay Class… name four things he did wrong. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200304 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200304_LR_cdebd2f5-56f5-41fb-9de9-cfa5c8f8abb3.jpg?v=1571611230 You’re looking at the next general manager of ‘Louie’s Take-Out Pizza.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200305 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200305_LR_7c72d6f4-733a-4c01-9055-54ec0e4fb0bb.jpg?v=1571611230 I just seem to be walking around in circles all day! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200306 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200306_LR_e85274c3-fa1f-4e60-90b2-e994e494b8e5.jpg?v=1571611230 Old George has been with the company 38 years. Do I hear $300? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200307 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200307_LR_f00ebd37-cb00-4e2f-9a4b-8e84c9109083.jpg?v=1571611230 My daughter tells me you’re hoping for a career in shipping. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200309 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200309_LR_72a8563f-b358-4ff7-8d4f-9ae77ef837a9.jpg?v=1571611230 He jumped a motorcycle across the Grand Canyon. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200310 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200310_LR_e4e2556c-371d-4b1b-9deb-ffb17b2d1566.jpg?v=1571611230 He wants to sit with his back to the wall. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200311 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200311_LR_81ca739c-1ced-4696-b67d-b5d24b6c5a0a.jpg?v=1571611230 Some of the guys at work are coming over this evening to help me do the dishes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200312 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200312_LR_b6bc3781-007f-4fa9-82a0-7893c7f99fe5.jpg?v=1571611230 As we’ll be flying over water, we present the following demonstration of what to do in the case of shark attack. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200313 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200313_LR_b8f064f5-a58c-4668-8970-ce67de1bc4c0.jpg?v=1571611230 And for the man who has everything, we have this personal nuclear deterrent. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200314 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200314_LR_9db5ff03-6b0a-4b87-9609-b0a267e0d838.jpg?v=1571611230 My wife would like to look at some fur coats. Got any binoculars? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200316 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200316_LR_faaa34e6-0d28-4423-9bfa-a11bce47a896.jpg?v=1571611230 This says you have a tendency to grovel. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200317 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200317_LR_0ff631a3-c20f-4541-acfa-c31ff17284a8.jpg?v=1571611230 I lost track of my age years ago, but I think I’m about 22. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200318 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200318_LR_a66b3dc3-69db-4790-9629-c88dfa3384e2.jpg?v=1571611230 Did you or did you not tell him I was a Homo sapiens? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200319 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200319_LR_fb1c9533-cfa0-4a94-8134-8a97f51f326f.jpg?v=1571611230 Lily, run upstairs and see if this guy’s gas barbecue is in our bedroom. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200320 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200320_LR_45c29ffe-605b-473e-b2b7-7f7870d124ab.jpg?v=1571611230 I had over 200 hours of flying time when I was your age. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200321 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200321_LR_60e8d584-b437-44e9-91bd-10c1a3c4b0b4.jpg?v=1571611230 I know it’s probably uncomfortable, but we need them as evidence. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200323 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200323_LR_4de83f62-75c2-419f-9e04-a6fafa42033d.jpg?v=1571611230 Forgot the cat’s birthday, didn’t you? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200324 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200324_LR_8c57bb1f-ea5f-429e-9fa1-6e639ae25596.jpg?v=1571611230 You’d be surprised if you knew how many people walk out without paying! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200325 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200325_LR_9ef3c72c-1081-4dec-8cc2-7bfaabf804f9.jpg?v=1571611230 You were going to fix the screen door six months ago! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200326 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200326_LR_65f8d1f4-3d06-46ae-a1d5-acd10cff0f66.jpg?v=1571611230 The only time he’s got a 48-inch chest is when he stands on his head! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200327 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200327_LR_90d4b27d-54f0-4e33-9f3d-50ce0e18cbed.jpg?v=1571611230 Don’t keep saying ‘I do.’ You’re the best man. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200328 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200328_LR_d75a06c3-cdae-46af-b07d-e7ecae39f44f.jpg?v=1571611230 Separate checks, please. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200330 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200330_LR_b96b21be-b6e3-4a13-be8b-79dbd3ab47ca.jpg?v=1571611230 I think my memory’s coming back! Ask me who won the World Series in 2033. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200331 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200331_LR_73d9bf99-903a-4b34-a2e5-a209423a1af2.jpg?v=1571611230 Er, hello! Your daughter’s husband has been called away on business for three months. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200401 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200401_LR_a76637dd-9583-40f7-a4d8-e4c9f6e207e7.jpg?v=1571611231 Want to go see a movie, baby? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200402 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200402_LR_b33480b4-6192-4793-a767-afa7f2354de2.jpg?v=1571611231 It works most of the time. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200403 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200403_LR_2ef9faf8-69d8-470e-a7e2-597ad0848a7a.jpg?v=1571611231 I’ve lost the key! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200404 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200404_LR_c573119b-c8d8-49fb-a0fb-def727d35474.jpg?v=1571611231 He said he shot it in the desert. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200406 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200406_LR_89873a31-5249-4cbb-b375-b5e65c3732bc.jpg?v=1571611231 Can you see anything? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200407 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200407_LR_6a352a4b-a2b0-40f0-857d-2635d4fe8760.jpg?v=1571611231 I’m sorry, sir, that’s not hand luggage. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200408 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200408_LR_d78665ef-4b68-4244-8ec2-3dcf53c38245.jpg?v=1571611231 Just relax and get your memory back. Don’t lay there worrying about the fifty bucks you owe me. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200409 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200409_LR_cfd727d4-4e5f-487c-a612-ba87f93cb7ee.jpg?v=1571611231 Got a room with a panoramic view of the city? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200410 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200410_LR_6295319d-1b10-4741-99b7-80780f82315c.jpg?v=1571611231 I finally found his credit cards, taped inside the TV cabinet. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200411 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200411_LR_766dc63e-4109-4b5e-8926-6faa976357f8.jpg?v=1571611231 You need plenty of rest. You’d better stay in the gutter for a few days. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200413 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200413_LR_58168073-a8ae-4d20-a84e-4f3a8d7e4877.jpg?v=1571611231 Your brother-in-law is marooned on a desert island. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200414 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200414_LR_1ce52b71-40af-419c-b409-c50bd179a775.jpg?v=1571611231 Take off your tie and unbutton your shirt. There are nine women on the jury. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200415 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200415_LR_f3154417-9bc9-4e73-a448-0bbfdd7ef66c.jpg?v=1571611231 I ordered a coffee when I came in. Do you think you could give me a progress report when the beans leave South America? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200416 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200416_LR_d48cd421-3a10-4e5c-96d7-5dd14b82cf73.jpg?v=1571611231 I’m sure he couldn’t have done it intentionally! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200417 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200417_LR_df0c66d5-337b-44ba-9328-f693858711c1.jpg?v=1571611231 You were a stronger man on our first honeymoon. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200418 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200418_LR_04165d94-ef14-462a-a52c-a7c50be296dc.jpg?v=1571611231 Of the smaller breeds, these are about the best guard dogs. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200420 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200420_LR_3ec2025d-1f46-41d6-9b14-173fe4906c2b.jpg?v=1571611231 Your boss didn’t want you to lay here worrying about the work piling up, so he fired you. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200421 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200421_LR_212819e7-7bd2-480f-b802-103c166775fe.jpg?v=1571611231 Breathe deeply and take a quick look at my bill. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200422 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200422_LR_6b4c94d5-894f-42ab-a7db-1d3284b69f55.jpg?v=1571611231 Open up! I want to take a look down your throat. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200423 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200423_LR_7e3fe485-0c52-45c0-8c57-e71fd9e18427.jpg?v=1571611231 I’ve got a stabbing pain in my left kidney. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200424 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200424_LR_b95b21e5-2a91-42a7-bfec-5bab10b8b038.jpg?v=1571611231 Can I go in first? This is a real emergency. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200425 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200425_LR_ffaf9a76-a84a-4dda-815e-53540708b30d.jpg?v=1571611231 Got any nice gift-wrapping paper? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200427 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200427_LR_d4de653c-64d5-40f0-aa23-c5efb0c2e74b.jpg?v=1571611231 I want you to walk two miles a day… and take my dog with you. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200428 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200428_LR_71ed52e9-ae11-43b6-82da-c871f54ce05d.jpg?v=1571611231 I’m sorry. I haven’t laughed like this for months. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200429 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200429_LR_acdb19e6-c598-4054-a9b4-73b0b2b5ae51.jpg?v=1571611231 You’ve got the job. Now, take these home and practice kissing them. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200430 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200430_LR_f62acb29-84f7-4765-a081-5cc7ae752569.jpg?v=1571611231 I’m sorry! He’s taking karate lessons. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200501 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200501_LR_e9ab8179-6dfe-4f87-ae87-c80e4ad19b87.jpg?v=1571611231 I hope you had a radio transmitter on that ball! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200502 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200502_LR_31b33932-f50b-41a4-a32a-7657095707cc.jpg?v=1571611232 Mr. White is here for his annual checkup, doctor. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200504 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200504_LR_8bc7fb36-1358-4d3e-901b-b0dca44f4c48.jpg?v=1571611232 I see the old dollar’s taken another beating. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200505 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200505_LR_62cd65f8-f5a6-492f-af78-5d2218e2f584.jpg?v=1571611232 Whoever heard of anyone studying for an eye examination? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200506 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200506_LR_1cd344e1-873a-44b0-9ef2-13e01631a01b.jpg?v=1571611232 Quick, drink this! It’ll settle your stomach. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200507 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200507_LR_1b75a13b-e15f-49c9-8746-fcdbb4199c29.jpg?v=1571611232 Will you keep your head still?! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200508 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200508_LR_131f734c-2325-4fb4-bd9f-6aa369eadae4.jpg?v=1571611232 Hey, Lily! Was it 2008 I got my bronze medal for the ‘foxtrot’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200509 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200509_LR_4a347e60-8b8f-4f15-b410-2e4b6b332337.jpg?v=1571611232 Anything under $25,000 nowadays is considered ‘junk jewelry.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200511 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200511_LR_d9d122da-c7c9-49e9-9cb7-ca0e198c1c82.jpg?v=1571611232 I need to borrow your $7.58 of ‘mad money.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200512 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200512_LR_eeedf85e-0b87-4b40-ad45-0ba97062e6bb.jpg?v=1571611232 This should hold it! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200513 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200513_LR_c95922c1-9a40-4e3c-9a80-173ce2273f87.jpg?v=1571611232 Here, take this, but make sure you get home in 90 seconds. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200514 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200514_LR_3e047611-e836-4b5f-b1d4-177c16792daf.jpg?v=1571611232 Your honor, a 25-year jail sentence would jeopardize my client’s job at the supermarket. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200515 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200515_LR_63ff6361-a4b4-4820-8c5a-5b3e0d327b2d.jpg?v=1571611232 I’m sorry, sir, visiting hours are over. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200516 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200516_LR_918dd26f-e6c9-4b8a-bbf6-caa90cfcf57a.jpg?v=1571611232 Here’s the menu. I’ll be back in a couple of hours. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200518 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200518_LR_1afe421f-bb6b-4858-9b6f-2701d7697289.jpg?v=1571611232 Put your stupid hands down; He’s looking for the dentist. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200519 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200519_LR_3aa9d8cb-8c70-44b3-ac1a-7b733fc171c8.jpg?v=1571611232 Is this the guy who was stuck in the elevator for three days? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200520 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200520_LR_4b774609-d8c4-4128-ba99-b48ae46ce61d.jpg?v=1571611232 Is it still half price for kids? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200521 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200521_LR_04a124f1-b294-47c4-9f68-c06dbe3ee0bf.jpg?v=1571611232 We need a six-foot ladder and an eight-foot ladder. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200522 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200522_LR_f2c2da3b-bd2e-4641-8b09-1e9f99550726.jpg?v=1571611232 Table for three. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200523 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200523_LR_90d52b69-f7e8-4932-93b7-906b67219c32.jpg?v=1571611232 It’s got a two-level finished basement. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200525 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200525_LR_188aeb3b-f6da-43a3-a3da-c0fc36a42fa0.jpg?v=1571611232 Dad, I’m writing my life story. Is ‘poverty-stricken’ one word? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200526 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200526_LR_4dd6d749-73f8-4800-8fcc-b5472b205db5.jpg?v=1571611232 Can we borrow your coat? We’re going to the movies. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200527 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200527_LR_305d9ed2-b95d-45f4-8d3b-bc19f596ca3d.jpg?v=1571611232 A vote for me is a vote for the small businessman. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200528 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200528_LR_eb3e21c0-21ec-4e63-95f2-dfffaabcf2c4.jpg?v=1571611233 I take it your business meeting was a success. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200529 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200529_LR_b6f0c911-ab20-4856-b9cf-a816532566be.jpg?v=1571611233 Wilson, don’t drag your nails down the blackboard. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200530 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200530_LR_31c4f54a-c0e9-42ca-b2f3-39d71f591620.jpg?v=1571611233 Your teeth are fantastic, but your gums have to come out. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200601 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200601_LR_ec08760d-b28b-49fa-940e-b74f5ecab8d5.jpg?v=1571611233 Here we go! Step one: Take off your shirt. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200602 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200602_LR_119aac9d-d87b-4053-8ede-fcd87776ba79.jpg?v=1571611233 This is Dr. Elgin, our expert on tropical diseases. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200603 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200603_LR_01812c47-5181-435a-a7b1-b7df87b9d295.jpg?v=1571611233 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200604 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200604_LR_483e6e6d-3448-4065-a13e-c8a480f66915.jpg?v=1571611233 You shouted it LAST time! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200605 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200605_LR_866fde0d-4d16-43a1-bb12-444c4ed2e9dd.jpg?v=1571611233 Marriage is give and take. I eat your cooking so you do the dishes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200606 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200606_LR_2dafc464-ce51-49dd-a047-4abb75ea4383.jpg?v=1571611233 We ate at home, but we just want to see how much we saved. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200608 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200608_LR_b35abe89-3e65-49eb-91bb-23106bef333f.jpg?v=1571611233 D’you have any other references apart from this one from your mother? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200609 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200609_LR_5a0b3e74-cb5c-41b2-aa0c-b25bc1e4843a.jpg?v=1571611233 Grandma just made a tidy profit on some of your report old cards. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200610 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200610_LR_c7e3589b-0695-4636-8ba7-d8c8ef7a8515.jpg?v=1571611233 We need something fast for about 10 minutes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200611 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200611_LR_6373e6c9-65c6-452d-ac1f-2fd4fe22fb0d.jpg?v=1571611233 This is new… ‘mega-puncture.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200612 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200612_LR_46a4d72e-3ddb-4dfd-8fc1-4ec457cac97c.jpg?v=1571611233 I don’t know who he is! He was there when I woke up this morning. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200613 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200613_LR_c773be66-eabe-42cb-83a3-95ec9d986c32.jpg?v=1571611233 I think I’m gonna get the job. Call me back in five minutes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200615 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200615_LR_2aa01a97-3009-4e58-9061-10e70555de5a.jpg?v=1571611233 D’you still want ‘The Catch of the Day’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200616 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200616_LR_5a3ed6d0-edbb-4bb0-8f21-a9afb188e378.jpg?v=1571611233 We’re on our second honeymoon. Make sure our rooms are not too close together. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200617 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200617_LR_da751c76-54c8-4f26-81e6-1f578c8c502e.jpg?v=1571611233 He wants another 50 bucks… pair of nines and a queen. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200618 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200618_LR_bc96dac8-edcb-42ca-8aed-919965bdbd4e.jpg?v=1571611233 The guy at the pet store said he needs more exercise. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200619 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200619_LR_cb1941d0-fc9b-491d-a2bd-508a61a1d67a.jpg?v=1571611233 You’re a little underweight. Put this in your pocket. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200620 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200620_LR_95d2f1ac-7a1b-4850-aa82-889af7886e92.jpg?v=1571611233 Did you tell the cat he could have my striped shirt? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200622 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200622_LR_e0fab624-ba65-4079-9377-4e4f9794aa9e.jpg?v=1571611233 She gave me a box of chocolates for my birthday with 11 missing. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200623 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200623_LR_daf91b01-02ab-44a6-96f7-5f9e8e3adf59.jpg?v=1571611233 And now for a look at the latest picture from a weather satellite. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200624 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200624_LR_3292f383-ef8e-43a3-ac99-99845dd7241d.jpg?v=1571611233 People are beginning to complain about too much violence on cave walls. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200625 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200625_LR_27f3787c-e603-4291-ba9e-2d4d37b50a94.jpg?v=1571611233 It’s not catching, is it? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200626 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200626_LR_600fcf6d-0446-4038-9ffd-38f9a4a6fb63.jpg?v=1571611233 Did you say on the phone you were ‘in your ‘20s’ or ‘born in the ‘20s’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200627 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200627_LR_9ddc9965-5b30-4937-9908-4262eb7060f0.jpg?v=1571611233 He’s back again! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200629 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200629_LR_b4452a7c-dbd5-4200-93cc-f135bcc3dbb9.jpg?v=1571611233 If you insist on laughing, sir, I must ask you to browse in the humor section. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200630 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200630_LR_f72f9fbe-8222-4847-a2c1-e0e4743cdc54.jpg?v=1571611233 I’ll have to deduct five points for cornering on two wheels. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200701 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200701_LR_00757036-89cf-436a-af17-ab91d3416fee.jpg?v=1571611233 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200702 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200702_LR_66d51a8e-e16b-4855-907c-e51ee47aaab3.jpg?v=1571611233 I married her for her looks and she married me for my money. Now we’re even. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200703 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200703_LR_87a12e96-77f1-4bfe-9f94-3fabba670451.jpg?v=1571611233 It says, ‘Your day will be greatly influenced by the planet Neptune.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200704 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200704_LR_0db3f2b4-56aa-410c-9192-3860f28e1bdd.jpg?v=1571611233 This is not an illegal strike. We’re having a 72-hour lunch break. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200706 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200706_LR_ddca4ca2-a844-4fd8-abdd-e0c787222cbc.jpg?v=1571611234 D’you know how many people are hit by lightning every year? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200707 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200707_LR_e096fa9f-b1c5-4b4f-923e-919a0e9b1988.jpg?v=1571611234 He wants me to tell you that the pills aren’t working. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200708 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200708_LR_96397b5f-cbaa-4210-bab4-58fe0b236b53.jpg?v=1571611234 These are for you in court. We’re going for ‘insanity.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200709 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200709_LR_dd80becd-d1dd-4954-abcd-08deeac98ec6.jpg?v=1571611234 Don’t let George scare you. He’s in for art forgery. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200710 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200710_LR_93238794-3fc0-4628-b8a7-0e9fbc51b0ff.jpg?v=1571611234 Come on. You were all excited when you saw it on TV. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200711 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200711_LR_88b75e3f-6501-4496-b012-61ee10f36290.jpg?v=1571611234 You’d better hurry up and decide. The warranty runs out in 15 minutes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200713 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200713_LR_b07f1572-9339-465d-a8c7-ea923497ea8c.jpg?v=1571611234 One minute, 52 seconds. I could have died of thirst! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200714 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200714_LR_628cc8eb-6c1c-4d3b-8f59-0de8d4d350dd.jpg?v=1571611234 They’re $12… but don’t worry, I’ll keep them in a vault and wear an imitation. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200715 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200715_LR_c1cdd6a3-60e1-4f5b-b7ce-5a6982cb825a.jpg?v=1571611234 I’ve seen it before. He’s changing into a butterfly. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200716 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200716_LR_29f6517e-8b73-491b-b58c-bf829a318b98.jpg?v=1571611234 I used to have a bigger eye chart but I wasn’t making any money. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200717 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200717_LR_b47a9539-6b15-4a4a-84bb-1208a3e75dc2.jpg?v=1571611234 Old Rex has been in the family for as far back as I can remember. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200718 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200718_LR_6e3f953e-6a17-4336-b116-f569538f5f18.jpg?v=1571611234 It’s been six days. Has he reported me missing yet? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200720 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200720_LR_c9fc07f9-fdf2-4873-9dce-6b08bd729091.jpg?v=1571611234 I gave up two hours of sleep to apply for this job! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200721 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200721_LR_e8fc7e22-abeb-4061-85cc-4ccf3873fbb8.jpg?v=1571611234 You haven’t eaten your chicken! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200722 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200722_LR_f0c1bbca-7f0d-4b05-bf50-fce69916129c.jpg?v=1571611234 You got any idea how fast you were going? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200723 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200723_LR_b2af973f-ce0d-4579-89c7-ace83ad0a517.jpg?v=1571611234 Nothing on? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200724 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200724_LR_b00b60b9-e065-4c49-9c28-4efcbad862d2.jpg?v=1571611234 This isn’t the right water pump, but I’ll make it fit. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200725 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200725_LR_e469fc0f-2f17-4418-9111-38470307d342.jpg?v=1571611234 Just cut off a dollar’s worth. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200727 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200727_LR_ef9a6920-dc3b-401a-90e1-2b21b106fd21.jpg?v=1571611234 I’m putting you down as ‘potential donor material.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200728 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200728_LR_40df2f86-fc42-41a7-a410-1a71abef24d1.jpg?v=1571611234 Get a move on. The tranquilizer dart’s wearing off. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200729 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200729_LR_a3873ee9-5aea-4062-969f-c45de21c084b.jpg?v=1571611234 My stomach’s having a tough time getting used to well-cooked food. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200730 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200730_LR_c82bc19f-e643-4055-bfe6-124fb799fe27.jpg?v=1571611234 What’s so dumb about cutting out a full-page advertisement? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200731 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200731_LR_dd5ad63d-964c-43d8-8bbc-35ef3c2e16c1.jpg?v=1571611234 Let go, sweetheart, and Mommy will give you this bone. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200801 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200801_LR_7b4b144a-f3db-4c25-a42b-70575a52d4a8.jpg?v=1571611234 He’s probably taking a breather on his way north. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200803 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200803_LR_16cafc9b-9f24-4c3b-9843-33924f2b9c48.jpg?v=1571611234 OK, that’s enough for one day. I’ll see you next Tuesday. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200804 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200804_LR_dd78a334-8abd-45e5-8d16-915681ec5e2f.jpg?v=1571611234 Can you stand on your right leg? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200805 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200805_LR_1b5979c9-7867-4154-8822-2ec657a3e82a.jpg?v=1571611234 How was I supposed to know it fired torpedoes? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200806 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200806_LR_5d8890a1-fd80-4774-b92d-5aa6d4fb9ab9.jpg?v=1571611234 You can earn $1,000 a week if you work the full 168 hours. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200807 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200807_LR_ad66778c-d294-4842-8f5a-2074d0a138d0.jpg?v=1571611234 I gotta open you up again. Those things are $96 a pair! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200808 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200808_LR_6916eba3-0294-47c8-84ba-77337cb1e0f5.jpg?v=1571611234 For the last time, Randolph, I’m the best man and you’re the groom. We can’t change places! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200810 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200810_LR_2d74cd13-e7e8-44af-b710-cabf133873f5.jpg?v=1571611234 This guy wants to borrow your long ladder. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200811 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200811_LR_1d25594b-981c-47bd-946c-f7629f9d223d.jpg?v=1571611234 Stay away from those wooden ones. I nearly got my head blown off! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200812 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200812_LR_a734c9c6-aa00-41a3-bf38-d0605b6d2d73.jpg?v=1571611234 I know you’re three weeks away from retirement, but it’s either fire you now or fork out for a gold watch. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200813 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200813_LR_96bf4d4a-b48e-481d-afe6-fd217d0cec3e.jpg?v=1571611235 It’s not my fault if my dad won’t lend me the car! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200814 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200814_LR_da8b120b-b412-4616-84c2-28c47302d89f.jpg?v=1571611235 Come on, Herbert. The gates open in five minutes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200815 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200815_LR_bbb29ad1-b9b0-4223-9f78-cedad6991e25.jpg?v=1571611235 Get back in bed!!! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200817 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200817_LR_9880c885-746d-494e-be4a-c09e6021816a.jpg?v=1571611235 You certainly have a way with animals. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200818 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200818_LR_b59e74b0-113c-43ac-94bf-fbcc317f49ea.jpg?v=1571611235 Give me your credit card. I’m getting these for your birthday. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200819 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200819_LR_01ba74cd-4be7-4895-b810-fd17d0161101.jpg?v=1571611235 We got a nice postcard from those little green guys in the U.F.O. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200820 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200820_LR_b38078c3-361a-4a0e-b726-e4d8b9521b31.jpg?v=1571611235 I’m sorry, Wilson. After 16 years of loyal service, you’re being replaced by this microchip. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200821 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200821_LR_c44866a8-4cfa-4d92-9679-c087d57c85e4.jpg?v=1571611235 I had to make a videotape of myself telling him his supper’s ready. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200822 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200822_LR_5b9b1bfb-42ad-4bc1-9efc-3d99a44c0fb7.jpg?v=1571611235 She said if I don’t finish the fence in time, I won’t be able to go to her sister’s wedding. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200824 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200824_LR_6a45f69c-c660-43bf-8e09-f54bf0466b55.jpg?v=1571611235 OK, you’ve got the job. But you make sure you have a big breakfast before coming to work. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200825 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200825_LR_8d72c950-fb0d-4856-9f5c-3a1fd52ba6ed.jpg?v=1571611235 C’mon, Dave! I saw him first. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200826 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200826_LR_d088ea4c-8ce3-42ce-a040-66e52d3f6c8f.jpg?v=1571611235 We’ve decided on a small wedding. I’m not going. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200827 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200827_LR_cd0da9d9-9694-4d58-9bc9-e3c41630d547.jpg?v=1571611235 Fish and chips… and forty-two chef’s salads. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200828 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200828_LR_f6124939-6406-46c8-910e-0cb8109578a7.jpg?v=1571611235 The doctor said you can come home on Friday if I get rid of the cat. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200829 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200829_LR_ba974839-a120-470c-8e92-6a4dc02388a4.jpg?v=1571611235 How d’you expect people to read labels that are upside down? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200831 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200831_LR_7574557c-a050-4ada-b2af-7d9df2c6f427.jpg?v=1571611235 Get a move on! She’ll be home in 10 minutes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200901 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200901_LR_c911eab4-c0af-4de2-b834-8f9eee356366.jpg?v=1571611235 I’m-fine-how-are-you? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200902 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200902_LR_fb648da9-0656-4808-8647-bd66e0be9914.jpg?v=1571611235 What do you mean, you don’t recognize this court? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200903 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200904 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200904_LR_31a081a7-59d9-47d9-a6ad-48252ad983db.jpg?v=1571611235 He’s out! Can I take a message? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200905 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200905_LR_ab0be55d-8980-4d13-a33d-73d3bde517c8.jpg?v=1571611235 Keep your head down, Billy-Joe. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200907 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200907_LR_2deecbd0-eda0-4334-ada6-f6b94bf9d66d.jpg?v=1571611235 Is your wife still taking singing lessons? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200908 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200908_LR_7959393e-fe95-4ec0-867e-fcb0e0dc822a.jpg?v=1571611235 Got any more of those blue-and-white striped ones that taste like tuna? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200909 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200909_LR_35f2fc6c-a953-46c6-83d1-e5dc673a29e4.jpg?v=1571611235 Listen, Ron, I’m not going bowling tonight. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200910 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200910_LR_a27ea34c-5931-4e69-b526-9cf69da9c84b.jpg?v=1571611235 Something just landed on my back! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200911 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200911_LR_3a4edb4e-2373-4fe5-97b4-e5d3cb91f680.jpg?v=1571611235 I suppose you heard about that blonde who used to work at the bank… https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200912 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200912_LR_c37c5c18-1913-43b6-8ccd-ce3035d6eee2.jpg?v=1571611235 Table for two… name of ‘Kong.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200914 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200914_LR_061c3aec-4089-4eed-b831-f20bf04fd0d3.jpg?v=1571611235 If he had six wives, how come there was no Henry the Ninth? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200915 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200915_LR_3c40515b-9fe6-41d1-b533-47c71ce7f0c5.jpg?v=1571611236 Forty words per minute doesn’t include spelling. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200916 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200916_LR_5d11abcf-db30-48ea-b7d1-50555a2cfcfb.jpg?v=1571611236 They hung this mirror upside-down. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200917 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200917_LR_5c32cf01-1cdc-4492-858f-ca79c014e760.jpg?v=1571611236 I brought him over because I want him to apologize. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200918 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200918_LR_3667c20c-a5ad-4bb3-a0dd-e38f3ba87270.jpg?v=1571611236 You’re getting overheated. Go outside in the fresh air and clean the windows. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200919 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200919_LR_02b81249-8f8d-4808-a3e6-c189204dd553.jpg?v=1571611236 I can’t help you if you’re just going to sit there mooing. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200921 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200921_LR_ea49fa33-2df7-46d5-b6e6-469cc12a7795.jpg?v=1571611236 He doesn’t have a diploma, but he does have carpentry experience. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200922 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200922_LR_5a82c626-fbe9-4e9b-a5ba-a84efbad9bc4.jpg?v=1571611236 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200923 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200923_LR_197b0bb0-dce6-4c2e-aae2-9fc79f4561fe.jpg?v=1571611236 Is it true you like your employees to speak their minds, Big Nose? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200924 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200924_LR_d4b05417-f663-4030-b194-528e0b8fe8ac.jpg?v=1571611236 Which parent should sign it: My natural father, stepfather, mother’s third husband, real mother or the woman living us? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200925 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200925_LR_f6f35cca-1301-42ff-b892-ba5a5b36a44f.jpg?v=1571611236 The computer says it’ll probably try to stick that rubber thing in your mouth. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200926 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200926_LR_f8f8442e-88ed-4af3-a946-96b3f0b38645.jpg?v=1571611236 Did you have your hair done at that new place on Market street? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200928 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200928_LR_30640c7e-8fb4-45b4-9f01-6f0157575238.jpg?v=1571611236 I just hope that’s not the water you had your teeth in! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200929 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200929_LR_5219e982-867f-4023-a734-1fbf6ab683c4.jpg?v=1571611236 George… Have we got 900 rolls of this ‘imitation stone’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm200930 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM200930_LR_0ef6b16f-bad1-4c1e-bab0-7f47b23b1daf.jpg?v=1571611236 What time do those kids go to bed? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201001 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201001_LR_91486d89-ddfc-47c3-80a6-c7c83e313548.jpg?v=1571611236 Think back… two years ago… you sold me a gerbil. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201002 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201002_LR_2140f153-6333-494a-ba75-6e68bd179f1d.jpg?v=1571611236 Rub this on your feet three times a day, during meals. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201003 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201003_LR_537f1d79-8ab9-4996-b24b-a39b64f3dcba.jpg?v=1571611236 Now don’t hit Grandad’s foot. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201005 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201005_LR_58ddcce2-c272-4d4c-a9db-c73293a9e396.jpg?v=1571611236 You should stay off that left foot for a couple of days. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201006 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201006_LR_2115f301-8a68-499c-bb88-b6a56e6eeaad.jpg?v=1571611236 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201007 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201007_LR_ef8caf6f-8d88-4c92-a86c-4458f8f45631.jpg?v=1571611236 You say you spent five years at the North Pole? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201008 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201008_LR_33feca6d-dda7-46d0-bf20-c9a4fa9cd2e7.jpg?v=1571611236 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201009 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201009_LR_37c9a6c3-122e-4b07-ab2e-cbf9e87b8bb3.jpg?v=1571611236 Don’t look like that. You’ll be boasting about this for the rest of your life. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201010 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201010_LR_9ef06cca-d5ce-40a0-af31-6f65aaebb338.jpg?v=1571611236 According to this, we gave a 45-year-old woman a skin rash. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201012 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201012_LR_5a446736-e1dd-40cf-a888-ab1aca35989a.jpg?v=1571611236 Did you happen to notice which chicken? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201013 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201013_LR_281bf40a-f6be-418e-bc4b-4460ce4b6122.jpg?v=1571611236 It never ceases to amaze me what people throw away. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201014 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201014_LR_b95e0239-bc21-4ba6-93d5-f7586a12f871.jpg?v=1571611236 Wilson, I’m beginning to have serious doubts about your abilities as a bookkeeper. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201015 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201015_LR_5dbc033e-5f47-49c9-a8f8-fa27bb6a5acd.jpg?v=1571611236 Couldn’t you find yourself a nice boyfriend from this planet? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201016 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201016_LR_419eaa9e-7962-4967-8f40-ace642b7c3f9.jpg?v=1571611236 Dear Pinkie: Having a wonderful time in the south of France. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201017 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201017_LR_9d8926bd-19c6-4353-ba42-5abf339286fe.jpg?v=1571611236 I thought you said you were an airline pilot. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201019 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201019_LR_e44abe4e-5b89-4c06-a46c-a40cfab4e451.jpg?v=1571611236 Er… stay cool, baby… and, er… hashtag what’s up? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201020 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201020_LR_e42d6d58-b38e-422a-82d5-07779a4fcc23.jpg?v=1571611236 I’ve worn a 34-inch waist ever since I was a teenager. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201021 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201021_LR_27c8480f-b646-4957-a90c-dcb0121ab322.jpg?v=1571611237 The changing room is occupied. Crouch down behind the tie rack. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201022 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201022_LR_0ff03180-d6ef-4826-babd-f938c67fe765.jpg?v=1571611237 Lily, see if there’s anything on the six o’clock news about it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201023 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201023_LR_193523da-5c48-412e-ad31-3ddc0b256020.jpg?v=1571611237 Some florist delivered a bunch of flowers here by mistake. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201024 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201024_LR_86821374-d5b7-4167-909d-4a8e29951d72.jpg?v=1571611237 No, sir. This is not a Greek restaurant. You have the menu upside down. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201026 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201026_LR_afab5832-0211-42aa-bb79-14d158fa8a6e.jpg?v=1571611237 You’re an hour late! Don’t blame me if your cheese sandwich is ruined. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201027 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201027_LR_dd6f86a1-c0d7-4e77-8258-f85b4f35c8e2.jpg?v=1571611237 The doctor says he’s got to get plenty of rest. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201028 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201028_LR_cecac1cf-292e-4c65-9b44-af2aadc5fa9b.jpg?v=1571611237 He really likes you! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201029 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201029_LR_28f9ec8d-1e51-4e66-b88b-9f558fdeff9a.jpg?v=1571611237 We usually put 30 percent on! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201030 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201030_LR_ebc75088-e981-4b61-9cd3-f5dca3b94121.jpg?v=1571611237 Your birthday gift is in the garage, charging up my car battery. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201031 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201031_LR_71ef6926-ed0e-4b80-b788-7e4487a9317d.jpg?v=1571611237 Not him?! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201102 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201102_LR_817af5bb-5d86-4173-a695-dbb6b9bfc91a.jpg?v=1571611237 My goodness! It says in another month, I’ll be charging $20 a visit. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201103 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201103_LR_eabf74d6-9d10-4e0c-b722-c54267948120.jpg?v=1571611237 What are you doing now? Throw the Frisbee. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201104 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201104_LR_d2ac17ba-9bf9-40cf-ab4d-12f9e421671c.jpg?v=1571611237 Wagstaff, these experiments have got to stop. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201105 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201105_LR_bd5e6181-1e59-4226-bdc8-1cfaa5a2c255.jpg?v=1571611237 Cost me $60 and she only wore it twice. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201106 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201106_LR_983be9df-5167-40de-bd9d-2e24e32737c7.jpg?v=1571611237 I spoke to the doctor. He said you’re taking too much iron. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201107 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201107_LR_1837b45a-d303-46c1-9944-7c11110d9dfe.jpg?v=1571611237 Now, let’s see. You say yours has three little blue dots on it? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201109 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201109_LR_dfed148f-6b67-4f2a-abc9-0a339f25e0c1.jpg?v=1571611237 You’ll be pleased to know, madame, we just landed safely at the airport. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201110 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201110_LR_68710c19-cd00-4823-8a9f-4c7871cbcfaf.jpg?v=1571611237 I hear your husband is a ventriloquist. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201111 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201111_LR_5b235dea-8bd0-43ec-ba63-f11d9856bf69.jpg?v=1571611237 I got her in a poker game. I had a pair of eights and the other guy had three jacks. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201112 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201112_LR_9acde09a-4b46-423c-b5b0-87eaa3b2f418.jpg?v=1571611237 You’re like my brother-in-law. He’s got short arms. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201113 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201113_LR_e409c7f2-432a-4162-8829-e05c373b1c50.jpg?v=1571611237 I’m double-parked outside the courthouse. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201114 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201114_LR_ba58a87a-adc8-4621-9581-8096c88d2938.jpg?v=1571611237 Keep moving your feet around. I don’t want these vegetables to stick. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201116 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201116_LR_25c10aa2-6921-40bc-a531-276933e605eb.jpg?v=1571611237 When are you gonna start facing reality? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201117 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201117_LR_46402d74-7873-4620-abec-1de886b77756.jpg?v=1571611237 Will you quit screaming! I’m cleaning my glasses! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201118 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201118_LR_69b96f15-7905-493d-a5ba-9a5260cfa52f.jpg?v=1571611237 I don’t normally buy bug spray at the door, but the one I use obviously doesn’t work. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201119 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201119_LR_6153b144-1854-4297-9941-a0a7b1234276.jpg?v=1571611237 How do you spell ‘escapologist’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201120 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201120_LR_28e63cba-24b8-478b-a1da-ae7bf74196a0.jpg?v=1571611237 D for Destiny’s Child, E for Eminem, A for Alanis and R for Rolling Stones. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201121 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201121_LR_0d6ca84f-58b3-492f-9d3f-2357f34d2237.jpg?v=1571611237 I hear you’re giving a series of lectures on body-building. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201123 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201123_LR_07a1725b-c603-4bc2-a40a-76410989b392.jpg?v=1571611237 I’ll have your red snapper, white potatoes, and green beans. D’you have any blue carrots? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201124 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201124_LR_ab73877c-16ab-49d0-abd9-8e4c98e51ba2.jpg?v=1571611237 That’s the last pair I have in those! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201125 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201125_LR_02a13602-23af-436c-a4a2-44e31aaf451f.jpg?v=1571611237 A spot of car trouble, officer. My chauffeur’s gone for a tow truck. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201126 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201126_LR_3dee84b1-db9c-4a41-b6d7-de28c2ca0ad1.jpg?v=1571611238 I’d like to see a set of your unbreakable dishes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201127 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201127_LR_ff8aa842-c279-4ec5-a0b2-c89e02df95c7.jpg?v=1571611238 Well, I sure wasn’t making any money as a pet store. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201128 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201128_LR_732d23da-102f-445c-91f6-60c5638d975b.jpg?v=1571611238 Take up the slack. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201130 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201130_LR_a757702a-b1a4-4454-80dc-0d76ae688f98.jpg?v=1571611238 I see you finally fixed the crack in the wall. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201201 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201201_LR_7a3e8f26-a629-48bb-a139-7f0c470fad90.jpg?v=1571611238 Dougie, have we got these in coral pink? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201202 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201202_LR_48aee139-5e39-485d-95ef-5cf8372650c1.jpg?v=1571611238 I’m planning a solo voyage around the world. D’you want to come? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201203 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201203_LR_c9782bd4-9cef-4c38-95ee-2f3497a60eb8.jpg?v=1571611238 You’re not staying home from work. It’s payday. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201204 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201204_LR_07e0d524-bf59-452a-9f12-8ee4b3f9588b.jpg?v=1571611238 Well, you knew we had only one tree when you bought it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201205 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201205_LR_7cd0d9b9-b953-470d-8df8-8c0afae00839.jpg?v=1571611238 She wants six chicken wings. Three left and three right. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201207 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201207_LR_a9c6148c-e8e3-4165-aff3-f7bfe2a66070.jpg?v=1571611238 You’ve broken my best flowerpot! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201208 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201208_LR_e46a7a2c-a2e2-4443-979c-c0fe044cbfef.jpg?v=1571611238 Just out of idle curiosity, how d’you manage to serve leftovers 14 days in a row? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201209 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201209_LR_461c16b2-741a-42a3-86b4-e05aa1a1eb6f.jpg?v=1571611238 And just where have you been at 3 o’clock in the morning? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201210 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201210_LR_db2aad9d-0129-4638-8e2a-7e7d430fcfd3.jpg?v=1571611238 Whaddya mean you don’t know what it is? Who cooked it? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201211 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201211_LR_24177375-5713-4559-8a4a-38333cdc643d.jpg?v=1571611238 Take two just before you go to bed and two just before you wake up. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201212 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201212_LR_6b3d7c6b-f17e-4fcf-ada1-a09cc6b1afec.jpg?v=1571611238 Is that what they teach you at mailman’s college? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201214 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201214_LR_c311600f-ce3d-4c04-a2a5-7ea06ebd77f3.jpg?v=1571611238 Obviously you weren’t at the meeting this morning. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201215 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201215_LR_60900816-a27b-4a8a-abff-0c51156f781b.jpg?v=1571611238 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201216 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201216_LR_61c19fb6-612d-42d6-9a0d-efee5f65755c.jpg?v=1571611238 I’m starting my vacation tomorrow, so I’ll leave you 14 newspapers. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201217 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201217_LR_7e73c1b2-3167-4a10-b766-bc0f9dd73ff3.jpg?v=1571611238 Port?! Starboard?! Can’t you speak English? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201218 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201218_LR_940e114c-3d2c-4428-99fd-1b225fd0f5bc.jpg?v=1571611238 The computer handles all our loan applications. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201219 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201219_LR_f386fb88-eb93-411d-a621-bb0f1f4d0a56.jpg?v=1571611238 When I was your age, I could do the 100-yard dash in 12 minutes! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201221 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201221_LR_04b35915-37ca-4312-9226-2dda33ef3dc1.jpg?v=1571611238 Hello Frank. Does my insurance cover me for snapped-off needles? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201222 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201222_LR_3ed15868-204e-4170-92cb-0fc4df759850.jpg?v=1571611238 What exactly do you mean, Doc, by ‘your blood pressure pills aren’t working’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201223 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201223_LR_53b6543d-5b6b-48a2-8441-7e47b3b4e7f3.jpg?v=1571611238 Do you have any other hobbies besides ‘birdwatching’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201224 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201224_LR_8755a408-31dd-455b-94ca-43f71b376590.jpg?v=1571611238 One egg sandwich with live entertainment, $12.50. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201225 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201225_LR_e5d9869a-bd54-486d-8cfc-5454f489cd81.jpg?v=1571611239 Same old Christmas. He bought me a power saw and I bought him gold earrings . https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201226 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201226_LR_b84f6281-4841-436d-bac2-e0161a0744b0.jpg?v=1571611239 Stale donut and a cup of cold coffee, Harry. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201228 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201228_LR_36b92657-eca3-48b0-ba43-33d1d8e099d6.jpg?v=1571611239 Today’s special is spaghetti and meatballs. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201229 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201229_LR_86b099c2-d97b-45b4-81ed-03832eaf6507.jpg?v=1571611239 Solid as a rock and light as a feather. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201230 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201230_LR_497f36e9-159b-4bf2-a797-9e0128ee0968.jpg?v=1571611239 Mention something about her not fooling around with my stereo equipment. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm201231 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM201231_LR_36396d22-e506-4581-9bf5-87d2144573fe.jpg?v=1571611239 Dad took us to Sea World and fell in. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210101 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210101_LR_45ec3a20-d67e-4d9d-a026-99fc8ee84b33.jpg?v=1571611239 Will you get a move on with those loafers? He’s trying to leave! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210102 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210102_LR_84969c0e-a165-4740-a21c-fbe9285a028f.jpg?v=1571611239 I explained the risks to his wife and she thinks we should go for it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210104 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210104_LR_62f5cc53-5dd4-4f7f-aa11-fb3db2d728ba.jpg?v=1571611239 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210105 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210105_LR_effce5b7-9d1d-4866-9819-3f736d74b62f.jpg?v=1571611239 He keeps forgetting his name. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210106 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210106_LR_32d952ad-cd70-405b-a0c8-2332e1fabbde.jpg?v=1571611239 We’re closing in five minutes. I’ll get you a blanket. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210107 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210107_LR_8278e092-83f0-47da-ba53-8226dd6620ff.jpg?v=1571611239 It’s a little round white thing, comes out of a chicken. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210108 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210108_LR_2ca2c042-2234-429e-b6b6-74ed27e4d0a6.jpg?v=1571611239 I got 30 days with no parole, Mildred. Don’t waste your life. Find someone else. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210109 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210109_LR_56aa810c-d3ff-4349-a9ee-c9f1c141f220.jpg?v=1571611239 They took away all my mink coats and my diamond-encrusted wristwatch. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210111 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210111_LR_d73942f2-a825-4ce7-81e3-9f32e007b744.jpg?v=1571611239 I could literally double my income with a 20-foot ladder. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210112 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210112_LR_6d74dadb-1018-429a-b867-65001478c20b.jpg?v=1571611239 I need one more gallon of that ceiling white. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210113 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210113_LR_c57cd17f-4274-42fa-97af-fbc3bc4bdfaa.jpg?v=1571611239 My cousin, Herbie, got a job at a zoo. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210114 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210114_LR_540d12a9-9f79-4ee1-b040-5bf32f72bc0b.jpg?v=1571611239 Somebody tell that new assistant manager I found his sport jacket. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210115 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210115_LR_6d6e6a87-b1f2-4e55-a98e-91704387a803.jpg?v=1571611239 Eat this school report and let me do the talking. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210116 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210116_LR_26def617-0e89-4843-9e87-5568457d2e9b.jpg?v=1571611239 Got any room in your freezer? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210118 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210118_LR_89c2aa8d-5211-4b54-a55f-b738690a3458.jpg?v=1571611239 Who told you you could take it out yourself? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210119 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210119_LR_39c60066-adde-4b23-ac27-00b8f6546813.jpg?v=1571611239 I didn’t bring my glasses. Does that say you’ve been pardoned? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210120 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210120_LR_f48f8542-06bf-4884-b502-c7749bea6aa8.jpg?v=1571611239 Did anyone other than yourself know the combination? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210121 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210121_LR_84ea9a2d-300b-4ce9-b53d-385b28f47283.jpg?v=1571611239 Is there such a thing as a bathroom scale fitted with shock absorbers? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210122 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210122_LR_60f060b4-a905-40b6-90de-0bb07a6bafd2.jpg?v=1571611239 I think we can dispense with hand signals in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210123 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210123_LR_a3f1647d-3254-48af-a396-31b7786412dd.jpg?v=1571611239 Here’s the latest word on that mystery object seen over our city this evening. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210125 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210125_LR_85985b89-00cc-4238-ad68-43232c323d3f.jpg?v=1571611239 A message from your grandson, sir. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210126 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210126_LR_adc747d5-7c3c-4692-abe1-d9ad5bda2839.jpg?v=1571611239 You look like a man with the minimum daily requirement of intelligence. Where can I find a book on self-confidence? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210127 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210127_LR_51f4de04-4570-480a-b9e1-e08cd8424052.jpg?v=1571611239 What’s it gonna be: go for walkies, or have this bone and watch the game on TV? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210128 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210128_LR_66fda863-b949-43e7-9ce6-42251421b4b6.jpg?v=1571611239 Can’t you see I’m eating? Why don’t you push off and go look at the penguins? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210129 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210129_LR_3ce262f6-0ddf-4b78-94e0-e67120c65030.jpg?v=1571611240 I’ve come to ask for your daughter’s hand in moving my furniture. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210130 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210130_LR_49c20b1f-ee1f-4287-87de-4a6118d3c3bf.jpg?v=1571611240 Detective Shenko, lady. You called in about a missing cat… https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210201 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210201_LR_551d56d9-cdab-4890-9f9f-b02e8530df90.jpg?v=1571611240 Randolph! Your blind date is here. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210202 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210202_LR_bf3caf67-d3f1-4814-a2ff-81ff43a276d9.jpg?v=1571611240 What about monkeys? You must have monkeys! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210203 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210203_LR_7e12ed15-a41a-43fd-b7aa-7514b3a35bb0.jpg?v=1571611240 What really bugs me is I can’t remember what I did. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210204 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210204_LR_0e13f485-c403-4747-bf46-0c49c66dddd2.jpg?v=1571611240 See if you can get a saber-toothed tiger for the weekend. And make sure it’s not all fat. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210205 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210205_LR_9f3d21eb-1828-40b0-a989-6b86de97d36c.jpg?v=1571611240 I told you you’d love it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210206 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210206_LR_71314fb7-62e1-4fc5-8c82-15d55ff2f05b.jpg?v=1571611240 Mrs. Rodriguez, next Monday I want you to stand in for me at the annual stockholders meeting. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210208 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210208_LR_f22f8df5-868f-4c65-b603-6f9fbf41512d.jpg?v=1571611240 I’ve only got a few minutes. Where are the short stories? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210209 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210209_LR_a1b7fbe5-c8b5-4bc4-9cd5-8aa98cb69bfa.jpg?v=1571611240 I called your receptionist this morning for a 3 o’clock appointment to have my eyes tested. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210210 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210210_LR_dca86c4f-e58d-440d-bda0-77bf49a676aa.jpg?v=1571611240 These won’t help you sleep, but they’ll stop you tossing and turning all night. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210211 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210211_LR_993580c7-5788-497f-8d52-4a89b593e1e8.jpg?v=1571611240 I’m making you Dobson’s personal assistant until his feet get better. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210212 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210212_LR_5f43cab5-0b04-4d35-90f1-b9dacab6da6c.jpg?v=1571611240 We’re living in very strange times, Martha. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210213 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210213_LR_fa80328b-a47a-4a8b-9db8-433d3a2f8a64.jpg?v=1571611240 Who said ‘No man is an island’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210215 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210215_LR_8f617bbb-a4b6-41b6-98b2-7b212853791a.jpg?v=1571611240 I think this one is yours. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210216 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210216_LR_ab669abf-1c79-4163-9ecf-d85610abad87.jpg?v=1571611240 They all want coffee. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210217 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210217_LR_11246a96-b513-45aa-b1f2-4126816e0bf8.jpg?v=1571611240 Don’t touch that volume control. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210218 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210218_LR_3fd9da87-7fc8-46bd-91b5-84c5943c9d54.jpg?v=1571611240 Imagine them wanting a $5 delivery charge! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210219 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210219_LR_bda254bc-aec0-43d0-9836-dbb42eb61f79.jpg?v=1571611240 Clamp. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210220 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210220_LR_717f3315-d308-4369-bd00-2244bc863425.jpg?v=1571611240 I think you’ll enjoy working here. We’re very informal. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210222 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210222_LR_04808fbc-702e-4c06-91a4-7395e89275b8.jpg?v=1571611240 Have you got one with an eye-level grill? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210223 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210223_LR_99887f72-9c25-444e-ad1e-89ebce8f0440.jpg?v=1571611240 OK. Here he comes. Now remember everything I taught you. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210224 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210224_LR_7d827356-16b2-48dd-9f5d-55e9bec53921.jpg?v=1571611240 I’m back! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210225 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210225_LR_959ad0b0-6e80-4103-adf0-75e87677a469.jpg?v=1571611240 Your four years’ hard work in the basement just came waltzing up the stairs. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210226 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210226_LR_a4315b64-0bb8-4c80-934b-db789fb67228.jpg?v=1571611240 Any questions so far? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210227 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210227_LR_cc2c657c-6424-410c-9eeb-4811a635b042.jpg?v=1571611240 My daughter tells me you’re a lifeguard. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210301 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210301_LR_f87a6749-6e1e-4d36-8341-359753f09df3.jpg?v=1571611240 It was a choice between one of these or a dozen skimpy little roses. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210302 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210302_LR_3a9c0e70-66e1-4860-83cd-c49cb8e3791e.jpg?v=1571611240 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210303 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210303_LR_96ccdda9-2be8-426e-9d62-f14b76f4e5cc.jpg?v=1571611240 I wish I could lay around in bed all day every time I had a sore throat. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210304 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210304_LR_7e098b95-44b3-4e8c-a4c5-1663aeb297fb.jpg?v=1571611240 Dropping out of school never done me no harm. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210305 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210305_LR_e27eaddc-467c-4c3e-82fb-fef1bced78d1.jpg?v=1571611241 I used to have a dog, but he wouldn’t eat my wife’s leftovers. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210306 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210306_LR_13b43845-9afb-472e-862c-c7f754edfdbb.jpg?v=1571611241 I don’t want that right in front of the TV. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210308 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210308_LR_6acd3e66-fb90-454c-91e0-9c36546e25f5.jpg?v=1571611241 You still having trouble sleeping? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210309 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210309_LR_004ab1ac-6566-4a66-a820-3510f5a86334.jpg?v=1571611241 What’s the matter with you? That’s the third time you’ve knocked over the coffee. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210310 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210310_LR_49c0c32d-e8a3-4361-91f9-982037aca49e.jpg?v=1571611241 Miss Stokes, I’ve been looking at your work record, and you’re taking far too many days off. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210311 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210311_LR_dafb100d-142c-4dde-8d6f-e5806ce354a4.jpg?v=1571611241 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210312 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210312_LR_c03a999d-c94a-4d5a-81d4-2ed8120196b0.jpg?v=1571611241 He’s down in the basement cleaning the furnace. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210313 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210313_LR_fe8f4b04-ed57-4a72-acdd-73c74f9e36bc.jpg?v=1571611241 Anybody wanna cross the street? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210315 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210315_LR_90aa348a-af1e-453f-a716-52d4a5e35730.jpg?v=1571611241 You’d be in a lousy mood, too, if you had to deal with twits like this every day. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210316 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210316_LR_5ec6d77f-3e1f-4578-9fe6-e1febd4554c1.jpg?v=1571611241 Arnold, where can I lay my hands on a fan belt for a 2048 Cosmos Star cruiser? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210317 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210317_LR_8a1d025a-421c-410b-8af0-35f501c9ccce.jpg?v=1571611241 I’m not nagging. I just said I hope you’re not going to ruin my sister’s wedding. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210318 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210318_LR_171d0deb-e8fa-4c4e-8e3b-039d331ed937.jpg?v=1571611241 If you don’t mind me saying so, sir, he never did take well to captivity. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210319 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210319_LR_46f082f1-36c4-402e-8db6-2aee1f4508be.jpg?v=1571611241 Did I tell you I was voted ‘The boy most likely to go somewhere’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210320 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210320_LR_a69cbe77-39c7-4e67-b635-363793566bb3.jpg?v=1571611241 Of course I remembered your birthday! I had a drink with the guys at lunchtime. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210322 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210322_LR_8d9b1574-3363-4aa7-a7e4-535a2622ff9b.jpg?v=1571611241 We had a trial separation, but she found me. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210323 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210323_LR_b5977a74-7aac-4890-9b55-65c901026337.jpg?v=1571611241 Here’s a nice two-bedroom apartment, but they don’t allow pets. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210324 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210324_LR_1923c99c-6a89-4ff8-893d-10264a2e12f1.jpg?v=1571611241 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210325 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210325_LR_af1e4a2b-ecda-4207-a150-d4498fa680ea.jpg?v=1571611241 … and cancel the tickets to Acapulco. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210326 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210326_LR_197bf728-f79d-479c-97d6-747106921afb.jpg?v=1571611241 It’s a grocery list, Brother Clarence! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210327 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210327_LR_f2a90f2d-8cd2-4c04-89b9-68015b06b60a.jpg?v=1571611241 Dad, I’ve been thinking: Why don’t we get a dog? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210329 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210329_LR_1c9e3bef-99f5-4aad-a1c7-c1e5cae454d3.jpg?v=1571611241 Open the door. How can new seat covers catch measles? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210330 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210330_LR_5b1b479a-a5ff-44c0-b739-683e7cba8767.jpg?v=1571611241 Your bank manager says he doesn’t recommend surgery at this time. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210331 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210331_LR_acb9726a-d22b-41e4-a144-34fd92ab91e2.jpg?v=1571611241 Here we are, Mount Everest. I need 29,000 feet of rope. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210401 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210401_LR_10cea7b9-4e88-4802-8f95-0b1372a80fee.jpg?v=1571611241 Hello, operator. I wanna place a collect call to the zoo. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210402 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210402_LR_f463e5dc-4d5f-4b82-bb89-cd8345f59256.jpg?v=1571611241 Why would I take your pipe? Have you looked in the kitchen? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210403 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210403_LR_357fed87-6293-4e5e-a81d-de85ee96b0bc.jpg?v=1571611241 Have you done the north slope? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210405 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210405_LR_1fb7cf5a-e35e-472f-a17c-644f15954304.jpg?v=1571611241 Did they tell you I had to take one of my pills at 2 o’clock? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210406 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210406_LR_c15d8cb6-96f8-40b6-8741-1f83120159f7.jpg?v=1571611241 I thought your resume said you did 40 words a minute. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210407 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210407_LR_e73294a8-6f97-4281-9346-5146d213e9c4.jpg?v=1571611241 Is that ‘turkey with noodles’, ‘beef with cabbage’ or ‘lasagna’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210408 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210408_LR_b550ad9f-acda-4701-89eb-60d994223b2c.jpg?v=1571611242 I’ll be honest with you, this is not the largest planet in the universe. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210409 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210409_LR_b4124d81-de4b-4282-8e41-18f34afadb34.jpg?v=1571611242 When we get home, pretend you’re out of breath. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210410 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210410_LR_86477cf1-2f7c-4b19-9299-6f7b06f1c093.jpg?v=1571611242 Let’s see… Your wife had a baby girl at 2:15 a.m. , a boy at 2:20 a.m. and another two girls at 2:25 a.m. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210412 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210412_LR_2cc8950c-69f0-427a-962d-c80815e67ae6.jpg?v=1571611242 Bill specializes in the study of rare diseases. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210413 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210413_LR_0546de59-7c19-4179-85fa-6c508d883c37.jpg?v=1571611242 Your previous employer says you’re unpredictable. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210414 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210414_LR_4323ffca-5db8-4f00-806b-56bdeffd3e50.jpg?v=1571611242 You wouldn’t believe the time we had getting him down those stairs. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210415 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210415_LR_d31ff177-7b38-49ee-b749-6eab3cf88a95.jpg?v=1571611242 If it looks like a close finish, jump off. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210416 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210416_LR_16fc813b-6f00-4bfa-bdb4-5cf4cd13f94d.jpg?v=1571611242 He’s a bit nervous. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210417 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210417_LR_a9585715-d609-45b4-a939-34faff480fc0.jpg?v=1571611242 It’s me. I think I’m having a nightmare. Check and see if I’m in bed. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210419 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210419_LR_bdfed96f-23f8-436f-b29e-48c0d6587e0a.jpg?v=1571611242 This’ll take about 20 minutes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210420 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210420_LR_decfbb24-3771-48d2-9010-1e837e5f1a1f.jpg?v=1571611242 I’ve still got a few wrinkles to iron out. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210421 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210421_LR_bf7f1069-ad1e-4a28-89ca-808a604a9f37.jpg?v=1571611242 I still think these old statues are more comfortable than the modern stuff. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210422 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210422_LR_b9c675f7-ef6c-42c5-a3ac-212f40f1807b.jpg?v=1571611242 Nice job, Percy. See you next time. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210423 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210423_LR_80cc723f-ebb7-463e-ab3d-702e8d50733b.jpg?v=1571611242 We shot the decoy! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210424 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210424_LR_a2cda277-3cde-44db-a8b9-82f81f1f6269.jpg?v=1571611242 She hid all my clothes so I couldn’t go out tonight. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210426 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210426_LR_828e4d97-6093-41b7-b711-2ab2108f1c1a.jpg?v=1571611242 What do you want on your hamburger? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210427 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210427_LR_4aa92d28-be03-463f-a67b-686e8bb28fee.jpg?v=1571611242 The wife used to do quite a bit of modeling… until she lost her tube of glue. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210428 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210428_LR_bb21e19b-0123-4b55-aff3-3a2969490255.jpg?v=1571611242 OK. You can put your clothes back on. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210429 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210429_LR_a1e8f186-2964-4252-bfca-7570b1359db7.jpg?v=1571611242 If you want to be a grandfather, you’ve got to make a few sacrifices. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210430 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210430_LR_7621767c-ffaa-4730-93b8-ae1a41ef466f.jpg?v=1571611242 The housewarming party has been postponed. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210501 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210501_LR_8a2c03cc-9fd2-4fc7-a079-99206a59c59d.jpg?v=1571611242 Is it OK if Vanessa chooses one for herself? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210503 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210503_LR_b9b7d6ca-a03e-4af5-8a2e-08b732343bbc.jpg?v=1571611242 So I said, ‘If you wanted to do something useful around here, why don’t you paint the fence’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210504 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210504_LR_f24faa6f-6e8d-4337-b88a-35b8ba636be8.jpg?v=1571611242 He was only 35 years old when he did that one. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210505 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210505_LR_59d336cf-031f-4544-9d75-a9659b6ef996.jpg?v=1571611242 Please take your shoes off. I’ve just put down clean newspaper. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210506 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210506_LR_6ca95223-ba00-4c60-bf3a-c4c840ab3d34.jpg?v=1571611242 Thank you, Burrows, for that descriptive insight into the nuclear arms race. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210507 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210507_LR_7743ff3d-8fde-42d2-8915-6b188266ed86.jpg?v=1571611242 Very impressive. How do you feel about relocating? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210508 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210508_LR_f2da5a85-22d9-46df-bed4-f1a25b548919.jpg?v=1571611242 I feel a lot better since I ran out of those pills you gave me. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210510 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210510_LR_87deae1e-f8b7-441f-8e75-2740ae34b033.jpg?v=1571611242 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210511 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210511_LR_daa2f7d5-8b85-4a48-a6b0-83ef826ea061.jpg?v=1571611242 Have you got another menu? I can’t afford anything on this one. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210512 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210512_LR_de185d17-795d-43ea-8670-ba6017d3183a.jpg?v=1571611242 Do you have any special plans for this pork chop? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210513 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210513_LR_19d63f8d-a390-4783-9f87-00396c8221c4.jpg?v=1571611243 Does that say, ‘Learn to read in seven days’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210514 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210514_LR_5381610d-776f-4385-b3ac-b8c9a77e5333.jpg?v=1571611243 Detective Parker, zoo patrol. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210515 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210515_LR_93d02587-a6da-480e-aa33-555d8b3d0e8f.jpg?v=1571611243 I can’t find his file. Is it under ‘C’ for crazy or ‘H’ for horse? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210517 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210517_LR_ec08be17-7f73-4a9f-9be1-ceecaa451e11.jpg?v=1571611243 I’m sure you’ve all been anxious to meet our new company chairman. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210518 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210518_LR_cdfab696-cb88-49fb-aa67-72206b9b4ea8.jpg?v=1571611243 Run out back and stick ‘Happy Birthday’ on that for me. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210519 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210519_LR_11f04e5c-daa0-405a-b3f2-eac82edc22c6.jpg?v=1571611243 Good grief, man. It’s only a parking ticket! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210520 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210520_LR_e3f47a5b-60f8-4c0b-91bf-f65735e542a2.jpg?v=1571611243 He’ll be 42 years old next month. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210521 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210521_LR_d7144bd0-00fd-4c99-82f1-c0501102d82f.jpg?v=1571611243 I’m sorry, sir, I just can’t find it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210522 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210522_LR_9ec48be3-ccd0-4814-8dd2-f642f7114afa.jpg?v=1571611243 Cheese omelet, sunny side up. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210524 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210524_LR_27882419-0a25-4755-8a34-0f901b98561a.jpg?v=1571611243 OK, five more minutes, then we’ll go somewhere else. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210525 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210525_LR_f6b9dc7f-a9f5-4b3f-b03f-5eaffe70a5b7.jpg?v=1571611243 You’d better cancel the rest of my appointments. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210526 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210526_LR_d3ea7a17-d2ac-414b-b12e-8071d8e8cd58.jpg?v=1571611243 So much for your theory that the earth is round. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210527 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210527_LR_acfb20f1-55b4-4278-809a-19be92c32484.jpg?v=1571611243 Catch of the day is the egg salad sandwich for $6. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210528 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210528_LR_f7df6d5b-17a1-4202-9a1e-0029b88b5a1f.jpg?v=1571611243 Chest, 68. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210529 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210529_LR_feb28cb6-576f-4b28-879a-27218e91d3df.jpg?v=1571611243 Your mother’s been at my wine again. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210531 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210531_LR_cb855b10-7b0f-4345-bc54-a6e3bffd4504.jpg?v=1571611243 Mildew, I’m not accusing you, but there’s a grape missing. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210601 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210601_LR_7ef2703b-7dcc-422a-8c01-d8e6d3e54f42.jpg?v=1571611243 Salesman of the week gets to go to Hawaii. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210602 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210602_LR_3c75352d-b92d-448e-9d42-a19aa5c2d910.jpg?v=1571611243 Personally, I think it’s all these chemicals they spray on the fruit. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210603 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210603_LR_68a29435-02a4-42d6-95a0-b9bf31f21f99.jpg?v=1571611243 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210604 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210604_LR_b670133f-21dd-4dd6-8091-d406b55047a2.jpg?v=1571611243 Got any books about this wide? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210605 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210605_LR_0dd3d3d6-dc5d-4ea5-a1ac-50a2a2090a51.jpg?v=1571611243 I’ll have a cheeseburger with everything on it except cheese. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210607 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210607_LR_76685508-ec56-4f41-b1de-49875d3aeff1.jpg?v=1571611243 I just got a late score. Romans 2,168; Carthaginians 1,804. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210608 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210608_LR_e37fdd35-8123-4046-9a72-1e7b0577a9de.jpg?v=1571611243 And don’t let me find out you’re having a good time. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210609 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210609_LR_ca000e07-96e7-4b45-8f8a-9cffde095fee.jpg?v=1571611243 These all suddenly disappeared about 2 million years ago. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210610 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210610_LR_fee13695-4c10-43ff-8e01-59ee5bf3de91.jpg?v=1571611243 You name it. I’m collecting for it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210611 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210611_LR_7b7c4c63-5d83-4e66-9034-f1ca6c3a5e57.jpg?v=1571611243 Two bedrooms. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210612 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210612_LR_b057ee98-3096-446d-895b-d8c640dc6f20.jpg?v=1571611243 OK, here are your exam results. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210614 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210614_LR_e01dac38-c2d3-4235-9cd6-6d140cdf4e15.jpg?v=1571611243 I can’t listen to you and him at the same time. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210615 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210615_LR_fdb279f7-dc88-403f-8688-88ee4e5a1092.jpg?v=1571611243 You can go back, Johnson, we got the door open. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210616 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210616_LR_961ad82e-d089-4713-8730-5d9b632d9639.jpg?v=1571611243 Did you see which way the camel went? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210617 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210617_LR_940f88fc-025b-4b2f-bfd9-df33589034fb.jpg?v=1571611243 He’s been driving me nuts since he did that dog food commercial. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210618 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210618_LR_a4a9a865-3e9d-45ee-a5a1-df8647f6104d.jpg?v=1571611243 Anybody else like a cake? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210619 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210619_LR_ff73cb61-4798-41b3-8189-8318d55fa6ca.jpg?v=1571611244 These clubs are going back to the store. They’re useless. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210621 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210621_LR_ec9d4b45-70f0-4ef4-86ff-01c8fd58d180.jpg?v=1571611244 We’ve got 72 pictures of our wedding and he’s not in one of them. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210622 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210622_LR_050f461b-31ae-45c3-9353-6b7fa20bda9e.jpg?v=1571611244 Quick. Untie me, Maurice. Your mother’s got my credit cards. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210623 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210623_LR_6ecfca52-9b2c-475f-80d6-c279f9e87794.jpg?v=1571611244 I thought it was just one dog in the pet store. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210624 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210624_LR_69c92c21-330f-4553-b2f7-8d46ae60e0cc.jpg?v=1571611244 That, my friend, is a Tasmanian dive-bomber. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210625 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210625_LR_42552454-c08d-4ef6-9acf-aa6bcf3edb04.jpg?v=1571611244 OK. I’ll be back to pick you up in 25 years. What time? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210626 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210626_LR_1a3042b5-3fa7-48f9-9baf-24f11baea79b.jpg?v=1571611244 Let’s go over to that new restaurant with the outside terrace and get some french fries. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210628 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210628_LR_a6a7fce0-900d-4c66-9d3c-d458682d0346.jpg?v=1571611244 I told you not to open it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210629 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210629_LR_328fade1-0834-4068-ac0a-273383fbd116.jpg?v=1571611244 Is your daughter still in the same room? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210630 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210630_LR_74dba500-0490-4c5f-86b5-e72bb2a13ecb.jpg?v=1571611244 The guy next door has gone away for the weekend. D’you wanna hear a singing telegram? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210701 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210701_LR_ab01f924-9e68-4232-9476-b34cd70b09ed.jpg?v=1571611244 This your idea, was it? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210702 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210702_LR_28c4618e-e393-44c4-ad3d-43ef32b76ef8.jpg?v=1571611244 And you say your bike was chained to it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210703 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210703_LR_b859a48e-005d-4764-88cd-ccd170a693fe.jpg?v=1571611244 Don’t try to sneak by, sir. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210705 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210705_LR_02db3d83-bec7-4e12-9d44-ff623e99f2b8.jpg?v=1571611244 If you’ve stopped serving breakfast, I’ll have a bowl of corn flakes for lunch. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210706 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210706_LR_f9c18065-2fa9-4409-af53-5a07d27eb092.jpg?v=1571611244 I bought you that tie 40 years ago and this is the first time you’ve worn it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210707 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210707_LR_c5dbda80-27e5-47a1-b788-6627231cf4fd.jpg?v=1571611244 That’s perfect, Wayne. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210708 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210708_LR_8c62f344-506c-430d-9f59-c52fc934b8a0.jpg?v=1571611244 Where’s the weiner? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210709 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210709_LR_bb9c5124-dc66-4864-ae9c-c7543ac7dddf.jpg?v=1571611244 That too close? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210710 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210710_LR_49337fb9-4802-4289-a691-8425a70e3599.jpg?v=1571611244 Rub this on everything within 50 feet of your house. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210712 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210712_LR_6c69b4e7-b415-424e-b129-663dfe82ed6d.jpg?v=1571611244 We have two sorts of pies: undercooked and overcooked. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210713 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210713_LR_afb1c4e4-ab58-4e30-b7b2-f5fe7be8d489.jpg?v=1571611244 I got a job as a night watchman in a mattress factory. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210714 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210714_LR_6413d552-a237-4170-b029-230fc61fbb76.jpg?v=1571611244 Will you quit looking at your watch! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210715 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210715_LR_ed795dc4-65bc-4c61-8ea9-226b4cb79ac5.jpg?v=1571611244 You won’t be able to write a check with your hands shaking like that. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210716 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210716_LR_4c089d49-da17-4f27-98c1-0e1d5f5605c6.jpg?v=1571611244 Fifteen years in the rat race, Ralph. Who needs it? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210717 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210717_LR_09a822f1-b94e-48f8-b308-0ce191a72c66.jpg?v=1571611244 Is your knee still bothering you? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210719 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210719_LR_012bffbc-c2ed-4525-8c85-0cfa1fc51e6b.jpg?v=1571611244 Is the police cruiser still behind us? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210720 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210720_LR_717878e6-a552-4dcc-ae7d-8fe275d9c07e.jpg?v=1571611244 I am not getting angry. I just want to know what you mean by ‘triplets.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210721 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210721_LR_a3825fe4-9d60-4fc6-a17c-a59992cef66b.jpg?v=1571611244 Don’t tell me, let me guess. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210722 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210722_LR_58a68c54-760e-4761-9de4-4b6dcea46731.jpg?v=1571611244 What do you mean, ‘Put up the tent’? That’s it! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210723 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210723_LR_a7d0eda1-b29e-4e4c-866c-b48747adefd9.jpg?v=1571611244 Where did you learn a word like that? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210724 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210724_LR_0dcae869-9d8e-437b-9142-b04cede796b6.jpg?v=1571611244 One day, kid, this will all be yours. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210726 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210726_LR_5c047c31-09ef-4cdf-8e59-842e2b7a4b3b.jpg?v=1571611245 You’re not using enough gunpowder, Harry. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210727 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210727_LR_7896c6f5-c33a-4347-b6cb-3aee6b695a46.jpg?v=1571611245 Your horoscope says, ‘Luck is on your side today. Don’t be afraid to take risks.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210728 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210728_LR_a8bb68c8-7b1d-47a9-82b1-b4433adce442.jpg?v=1571611245 Yes, the copier! It needs fixing again. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210729 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210729_LR_ae6b6608-9559-4bf8-a2cf-d25d9a1cd4bf.jpg?v=1571611245 Is there a band in front of me? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210730 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210730_LR_5d3c710e-ff4d-4081-af64-55976c95095b.jpg?v=1571611245 Couldn’t you hear me knocking? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210731 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210731_LR_174893bf-1ba6-46bc-a73c-630000ad1b73.jpg?v=1571611245 We didn’t reserve a table. I brought my own. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210802 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210802_LR_00b7d0ca-29fb-4509-ac69-bc5d27380326.jpg?v=1571611245 I told you not to call me at work after 9 o’clock. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210803 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210803_LR_83419953-30a5-41be-a9a6-557567a5a5c0.jpg?v=1571611245 You must be the new sheriff. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210804 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210804_LR_1a8eb6c4-28ea-4b9e-b686-a68325249bf1.jpg?v=1571611245 Oh, no! The ink’s coming off this twenty. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210805 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210805_LR_32f2ec03-9421-4670-9cfe-344727f216e0.jpg?v=1571611245 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210806 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210806_LR_a8a86294-6771-4768-b3dd-59c31b41af7e.jpg?v=1571611245 Sorry, pal. I just bought the planet. I want you and all your buddies off by next Friday. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210807 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210807_LR_ffb274af-983e-4ce9-9941-934521628722.jpg?v=1571611245 Where have you been all day? There’s a mouse in the bedroom. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210809 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210809_LR_fb39c30f-077a-4992-91f3-253c2588094c.jpg?v=1571611245 Take a tip, pal. Never let them know you can read. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210810 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210810_LR_d59667e8-1ec1-4d91-8a06-f58aaf07dfed.jpg?v=1571611245 It doesn’t pay to advertise. Someone stole the dog. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210811 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210811_LR_b24ccd01-5ef2-468b-9fb6-c65d1bfeb183.jpg?v=1571611245 I wanna try something. Grab both my legs and push. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210812 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210812_LR_cade6c38-db0a-4a9e-8899-d3291f5177f6.jpg?v=1571611245 Does car insurance cover ornamental fountains? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210813 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210813_LR_4f5a62ae-63f3-42b7-b273-2acaa740b3db.jpg?v=1571611245 It’s really stuck. Do you think you’ll be able to play it like that? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210814 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210814_LR_06d44aea-cda2-4900-bbe0-123f82150550.jpg?v=1571611245 It’s still wobbling. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210816 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210816_LR_863ddf3c-a726-4663-a8e7-c114dd9ff500.jpg?v=1571611245 Now, now… What’s all this I hear about you not wanting to come into my nice hospital. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210817 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210817_LR_94755213-c4c6-433f-9801-a78a70d8ff1f.jpg?v=1571611245 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210818 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210818_LR_63d26643-f20f-47f8-8c9f-2ab7e88c3bf1.jpg?v=1571611245 They’re keeping me in for observation. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210819 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210819_LR_4ab73e52-3d62-4b92-8f08-adb0e67ee245.jpg?v=1571611245 Do something, Dad! A big kid at school kicked me in the leg. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210820 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210820_LR_f6cd2f1a-c133-443b-a3da-fda47ac6a136.jpg?v=1571611245 What are you crying for? I promise you’ll have it back by tomorrow. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210821 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210821_LR_0d69c282-0ddb-4f33-9161-c02d7da1be9e.jpg?v=1571611245 We’ll have to eat in the kitchen. Your dinner’s stuck to the stove. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210823 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210823_LR_c059cf77-0969-4957-ab35-55916e3bf075.jpg?v=1571611245 The baby sitter fell asleep and some gangsters broke in and ate the rest of that chocolate cake. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210824 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210824_LR_fa6c80f4-620c-421b-839f-0ab52899e9db.jpg?v=1571611245 Today’s topic is ‘public awareness.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210825 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210825_LR_8001ed75-8fcc-412d-90b1-b38b5b9889ba.jpg?v=1571611245 I’m giving the goldfish a good swim. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210826 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210826_LR_7e4a1f64-3fac-43da-b96a-92d2c7148b2b.jpg?v=1571611245 Do you realize it’s been 12 years since we went through the express checkout? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210827 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210827_LR_87288439-708a-4679-9cde-7b5e7677951f.jpg?v=1571611245 Do you always have to buy the cheapest cuts of meat? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210828 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210828_LR_c31c78b9-99c5-4454-8d3d-4ef236f7faeb.jpg?v=1571611246 OK, OK. Not guilty. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210830 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210830_LR_dee4514a-9e97-4154-b943-717aacadb176.jpg?v=1571611246 Wanna go see a movie, baby? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210831 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210831_LR_851dbfc4-a667-4b45-b6e5-45167083abfb.jpg?v=1571611246 Is your mommy or daddy home? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210901 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210901_LR_ebe1984c-bd8d-48b4-a9e2-57948a666519.jpg?v=1571611246 It’s our anniversary. What have you got that leaves a bad taste in the mouth? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210902 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210902_LR_6ddc2ab2-9487-4c41-a2f9-fc6bfe32d459.jpg?v=1571611246 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210903 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210903_LR_da3df619-5167-42e0-9e83-2225d6c710d5.jpg?v=1571611246 This is a good one! The guy’s trying to make a date with the operator. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210904 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210904_LR_77dc606f-f878-4c51-984c-298cf159a76f.jpg?v=1571611246 It’s quite a friendly neighbourhood. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210906 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210906_LR_2a7abc92-21a3-4924-b653-1ce3a0bb8b87.jpg?v=1571611246 I’m out of horses until next Thursday. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210907 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210907_LR_5ca126b0-40f7-4886-9750-7f0d5949b012.jpg?v=1571611246 Send in the next three patients. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210908 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210908_LR_248c0b78-21e8-4af4-a33e-06e376756521.jpg?v=1571611246 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210909 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210909_LR_aa49e14d-b48e-48c7-abc7-29044b2c2e7c.jpg?v=1571611246 Why are you still wearing that cap? I’ve thrown it in the garbage three times. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210910 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210910_LR_9202cd0b-3027-4d45-9c9e-417235b9c54c.jpg?v=1571611246 I get mixed up with Jupiter and Saturn. Why don’t you ask at the gas station? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210911 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210911_LR_06338ede-30d8-4998-9231-1f627f53bb06.jpg?v=1571611246 I’ll explain later. He had to go to the hospital. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210913 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210913_LR_ba128ae4-32f9-4157-a717-e6d313a8b931.jpg?v=1571611246 Five more minutes. Grandpa’s been on his feet all day. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210914 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210914_LR_b18055fb-d6ea-4170-9f94-91e334b89dc6.jpg?v=1571611246 I guess you heard about the floods on Mars? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210915 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210915_LR_44b3b418-d67b-45d2-8d81-09cb236a8833.jpg?v=1571611246 You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how many guys sit on their wife’s knitting. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210916 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210916_LR_bbb85c33-ae97-4398-83f8-3f3d5abd2967.jpg?v=1571611246 Randolph, I’m talking to a real live brontosaurus. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210917 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210917_LR_02effcad-40e5-42e7-826d-a530399e67cc.jpg?v=1571611246 Excuse me, sir, do you think I could trouble you to pass the salt? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210918 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210918_LR_76efc446-3fd4-448e-872f-6498f6f0af2b.jpg?v=1571611246 Muriel, he’s gone. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210920 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210920_LR_f40ab61d-4b5d-4d5e-8cd1-53a0602fd1c9.jpg?v=1571611246 If you must know, I don’t like soap in my eyes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210921 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210921_LR_2098e59a-662d-4fc9-ab32-2d424d37eddd.jpg?v=1571611246 You expect me to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and then you ask me a question like that! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210922 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210922_LR_b33635d5-4d86-4bf0-99ba-c3684da08ec3.jpg?v=1571611246 Watch out, Maurice. It may be a trap. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210923 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210923_LR_81f8c58d-5b7e-487b-a33c-3cae0ae39409.jpg?v=1571611246 He says there’s definitely no intelligent life down here. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210924 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210924_LR_89cbcdf1-13d1-4956-be8a-0bc9a004f144.jpg?v=1571611246 When you read that letter of reference, you’ll understand why I left. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210925 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210925_LR_bd675598-cb6a-4ad0-86fd-bb95bd8d4158.jpg?v=1571611246 Are you joking? Six dollars to send that? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210927 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210927_LR_78653b44-21ad-4305-ae66-9d7be09b9e36.jpg?v=1571611246 I don’t think I’ve heard of you before and I’m beginning to see why. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210928 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210928_LR_5de3d27a-a167-4543-9b04-4d9996af277e.jpg?v=1571611246 I can’t see Flipper or Goldie! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210929 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210929_LR_43cda6bb-128e-4df7-8d95-295df802af98.jpg?v=1571611246 You said we could get a bigger car when the triplets were born. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm210930 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM210930_LR_8411b062-5192-49e6-8d41-52c75a435e97.jpg?v=1571611246 I’ll let you decide, but they said the electricity will be off for at least an hour. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211001 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211001_LR_f83293bf-c5a9-45f9-860d-2fe7df1a29a1.jpg?v=1571611247 Here, kitty, kitty. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211002 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211002_LR_27fd7efc-c776-4f5c-8ceb-9dfbeb0215cb.jpg?v=1571611247 His hospital insurance runs out in 15 minutes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211004 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211004_LR_f78bb4aa-ccb2-40ba-811a-770507a948c6.jpg?v=1571611247 I told you to stay away from the highway. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211005 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211005_LR_50e63da8-ccc8-42aa-af3b-4f3ccf5e239f.jpg?v=1571611247 She said she wants to look at some fur coats, so I’m taking her to the zoo. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211006 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211006_LR_50bfb468-e41a-40c3-8241-533ef25ea01d.jpg?v=1571611247 I’m going to ask the warden if he’ll let you look after Rusty for a couple of weeks. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211007 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211007_LR_45534010-1663-4c9b-bf98-0257d5d9c713.jpg?v=1571611247 My pet snake swallowed a broom handle. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211008 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211008_LR_ecedb4fb-a517-49ec-88d9-8133e5e1bc0b.jpg?v=1571611247 You’ve got to be over at the park at 6 o’clock to fight Henry O’Grady’s father. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211009 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211009_LR_621f6e06-410b-40cb-b71f-a42a874f3bb3.jpg?v=1571611247 How do you say, ‘We came to your country to find our suitcases’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211011 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211011_LR_6f724841-9c08-472e-93da-0fd811750ae3.jpg?v=1571611247 I’d like to borrow just enough to get myself out of debt. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211012 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211012_LR_f57a43b5-8ccd-429e-8a10-1bbef4ef3e64.jpg?v=1571611247 I need a door like this but with number 37 on it… We’re moving. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211013 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211013_LR_dfacda7a-f016-48ec-b3a0-83ced47d0a0c.jpg?v=1571611247 I’ll serve your dinner as soon as the smoke clears. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211014 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211014_LR_e8a73b28-a2d5-445b-9172-06e441189713.jpg?v=1571611247 Couldn’t you hear me shouting out there? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211015 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211015_LR_7ab7c913-9607-4a82-a3ca-ca6553b39a2d.jpg?v=1571611247 I can hear the sea! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211016 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211016_LR_8abb2baf-3d33-4094-bf3f-d86c44b5bd81.jpg?v=1571611247 Did you see this? Three rooms of furniture for $15! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211018 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211018_LR_ce4bf967-5833-45f0-adaf-2ba67cb0d82c.jpg?v=1571611247 The plumber told you not to block that overflow. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211019 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211019_LR_809db802-5e38-42f7-b297-5848910d1b08.jpg?v=1571611247 Drop everything, Joyce. I want you to type this memo. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211020 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211020_LR_cdca8268-6b05-4eeb-90b9-04147364a9d6.jpg?v=1571611247 Do we set our watches back 4,000 years or forward 4,000 years? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211021 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211021_LR_16cae108-85aa-4ae7-892d-2c54061bc030.jpg?v=1571611247 Come on… you won’t get to be a guard dog just by looking at it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211022 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211022_LR_9a508b8d-7795-462a-bb42-6dc54baa8def.jpg?v=1571611247 All the kids at your school sent you a get-well card. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211023 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211023_LR_f20bcd35-8ba3-441c-8029-d44c906aa6d5.jpg?v=1571611247 The agency sent me. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211025 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211025_LR_5aea2e89-ddf2-440b-ad0c-a7aed5aee609.jpg?v=1571611247 Only you would book a flight at 4:30 in the morning. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211026 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211026_LR_63a3face-e19c-4175-af31-a19e7006e1ec.jpg?v=1571611247 I want you to start jogging three times a week. But not on Woodbine Crescent. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211027 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211027_LR_5a7a6f62-3e7f-45bd-bb0f-f68196cd60b7.jpg?v=1571611247 Are you three all together? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211028 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211028_LR_6030b30e-4c29-47f5-916d-1b86aacd804c.jpg?v=1571611247 I hope you don’t expect me to pay for a three-minute lesson. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211029 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211029_LR_b5be86cf-27c0-4d59-aae8-6d8d169bfc19.jpg?v=1571611247 One… small… step for worms… https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211030 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211030_LR_447cba8c-5d39-4d4f-868a-0dfaee630cf3.jpg?v=1571611247 I think you’re reeling them in too slow. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211101 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211101_LR_6e0cbea4-5da8-4d38-bcd9-62e4a7aa0df6.jpg?v=1571611247 Going up the Amazon? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211102 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211102_LR_23f92f46-a5c2-4b4e-9a76-39e1e4227b22.jpg?v=1571611247 Is this your eye-witness? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211103 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211103_LR_509fc61a-c522-4b56-a1a2-a8f05d631a74.jpg?v=1571611247 Mother, I thought we’d agreed - ‘no luxuries.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211104 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211104_LR_9208ce60-9381-49d7-a14b-884bad5e0dec.jpg?v=1571611247 They all sound the same to me after 30 years. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211105 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211105_LR_5a359e42-6aad-496e-9c6e-b3aaf125d7f5.jpg?v=1571611247 I don’t think you’re cut out to be a violin player. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211106 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211106_LR_67ae7524-bf40-41e7-b004-fb00bc29f8e7.jpg?v=1571611248 I hope you realize you let your life insurance run out in 2005. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211108 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211108_LR_d417d089-24e8-43a8-b91a-afc4ace29f62.jpg?v=1571611248 Would you like to donate something to the charity of your choice? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211109 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211109_LR_7b81360c-d6f2-4e5a-8a30-b09da84e489a.jpg?v=1571611248 Get down before you hurt yourself. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211110 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211110_LR_2bfbf875-14d0-499c-a9a7-816a5910b170.jpg?v=1571611248 Why don’t you write more clearly? You left a $400 tip. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211111 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211111_LR_ea20e308-4837-4052-b647-457812b18a16.jpg?v=1571611248 If she agrees to cook, I think you could spring for a 50-inch TV in the kitchen. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211112 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211112_LR_b1d93ef5-6e18-4297-9fe5-4f355318fc5f.jpg?v=1571611248 Your last five dates all went back to their ex-husbands. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211113 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211113_LR_8b5d384f-bbfa-4eaa-908d-5cc2ed52cee3.jpg?v=1571611248 I forgot their crummy password again. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211115 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211115_LR_d0e3a024-4aa8-4434-8d6d-1a552bbdcec4.jpg?v=1571611248 I doubt if you’d know it. It’s a very small country. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211116 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211116_LR_64cf97d1-644e-44d8-be9d-c894e2db07d9.jpg?v=1571611248 Oh, no! Not him again. Tell him I’m off sick. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211117 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211117_LR_8e2a395e-93b9-4282-b7be-4968adfff5dc.jpg?v=1571611248 Maurice, he got this home and it was too tight across his shoulders. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211118 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211118_LR_2f7f4371-c0c4-426c-8e04-137fa8c83861.jpg?v=1571611248 Table for 650. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211119 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211119_LR_dd36ca4c-fd73-42a0-b059-da5188acfb0d.jpg?v=1571611248 The job’s been filled. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211120 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211120_LR_774fd91f-e123-4ce6-a29f-16779d15a01f.jpg?v=1571611248 Where did these bathroom scales come from? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211122 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211122_LR_3e1b7d27-df5e-487b-b127-de891fdc3344.jpg?v=1571611248 Is that Robin Hood Pizza? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211123 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211123_LR_90f55849-7829-4a36-9e8a-368abe11bcce.jpg?v=1571611248 Twelve years I’ve been paying into that medical plan. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211124 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211124_LR_6f58cb08-130e-457a-be83-67821d79a96f.jpg?v=1571611248 I know diamonds are forever. What can I buy for a couple of months? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211125 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211125_LR_2fa827b1-2785-41a5-ac28-12d4438e04e4.jpg?v=1571611248 He’s been taking trumpet lessons for two years. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211126 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211126_LR_3307b762-ad10-40db-9252-cb7f20a8c32a.jpg?v=1571611248 The car’s not quite as wide as it used to be. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211127 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211127_LR_6f273ac4-f760-45d2-83e0-ca63e8837f89.jpg?v=1571611248 You mustn’t play with Grandpa’s chair. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211129 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211129_LR_1d6b8d1d-f3d6-44f9-adf4-dfe783cb7a53.jpg?v=1571611248 NO CAPTION https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211130 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211130_LR_cf1c93da-22b8-4820-85e6-5598aca37d37.jpg?v=1571611248 Got any 25-amp fuses? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211201 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211201_LR_f2b302b1-b4d9-4245-86bf-a9986fc6c2ab.jpg?v=1571611248 I have to wear this special shoe until the swelling goes down. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211202 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211202_LR_8f0cd21d-78e4-4778-af8f-a952466d083b.jpg?v=1571611248 Harold, I’m phoning you from the car. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211203 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211203_LR_f3f33e88-d43a-48b5-90b7-7d50f11e921d.jpg?v=1571611248 I hope there are plenty of seats. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211204 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211204_LR_47db887c-be29-443d-911a-5b91f8645d72.jpg?v=1571611248 Just how do you expect me to cook with these cheap saucepans? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211206 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211206_LR_73859bd9-0d16-4a26-a8e5-938376a7e09f.jpg?v=1571611248 Have you ever heard of the book ‘How to Be Six Inches Taller’? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211207 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211207_LR_8730d375-cecc-4295-9087-f25431a1882c.jpg?v=1571611248 Do you mind slowing down? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211208 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211208_LR_76c05ff7-3590-417a-af96-bff875e15101.jpg?v=1571611248 I just cut hair. I don’t book appointments. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211209 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211209_LR_09f09d90-fed1-49af-8e00-92c7a18623e5.jpg?v=1571611248 You know you’re on a diet. Why do you torture yourself? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211210 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211210_LR_4142e117-2553-4bc2-938c-a4757f06be59.jpg?v=1571611249 We ran out of poached salmon, so I gave you double potatoes. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211211 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211211_LR_8c072f09-ab4d-4ad3-a289-9e7841963583.jpg?v=1571611249 Our first vice president. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211213 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211213_LR_9baedacf-4782-4826-8fb9-c59b1d23d382.jpg?v=1571611249 OK! Now stay exactly like that and I’ll move the chart over to the other wall. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211214 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211214_LR_031ca124-eef0-4eae-96c9-91ac8dd8f9af.jpg?v=1571611249 Don’t start looking for your glasses at 80 mph. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211215 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211215_LR_b84212fd-b407-46b2-8bbc-56ab05fc290b.jpg?v=1571611249 Being discharged today! I just spent $8 on these flowers. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211216 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211216_LR_aaf50249-91a6-4644-93dc-5724e6175b43.jpg?v=1571611249 My guess is that it’s doubled back on us. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211217 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211217_LR_e66e9443-fdc4-4e23-a768-78e1c5f79bf7.jpg?v=1571611249 I can’t sit in that waiting room all day, doctor. I’m in a hurry. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211218 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211218_LR_84a43e35-d8f6-4274-b0bb-48293a66b1f2.jpg?v=1571611249 There we are. What’s 350 pounds divided by two? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211220 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211220_LR_fbc72080-a9f6-41d7-a357-4de93bb4fd09.jpg?v=1571611249 I put the kids to bed. I don’t want them watching stuff like this. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211221 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211221_LR_f357b342-5ffb-4f45-bc68-f9867e984492.jpg?v=1571611249 Is this No. 11? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211222 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211222_LR_91315042-5afc-4af8-88be-59e91c7dc330.jpg?v=1571611249 Anyone would think you’re the only person in the world who was ever stung on the nose by a bee. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211223 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211223_LR_9a18bac0-0765-431b-a7bb-530096548996.jpg?v=1571611249 ‘Soup of the day’ is the same as the ‘soup of yesterday’ with spaghetti in it. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211224 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211224_LR_3f40ab27-ad69-4e47-a4c6-d480bf94ffe0.jpg?v=1571611249 I lie awake nights wondering how you get a 10-speed bicycle down a chimney. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211225 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211225_LR_3fd4b49c-2bbe-4762-8b7b-e3a57501fd3b.jpg?v=1571611249 What happened to the picture? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211227 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211227_LR_6e1a276f-f42e-4209-9136-8079139f74b4.jpg?v=1571611249 Coffee for me and he’ll have a steak sandwich… Separate checks. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211228 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211228_LR_c81f2717-9ce5-41f7-8ce8-954794370a14.jpg?v=1571611249 Why did I have to be playing cards with the boys? For $500 a day, couldn’t you be more ceative? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211229 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211229_LR_1078388c-9cea-4af3-948e-0fdb6ca81b0a.jpg?v=1571611249 What are my chances of time off for good behavior? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211230 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211230_LR_ce3dbbef-6227-4ab6-ac4c-c267744c683a.jpg?v=1571611249 OK, don’t go crazy every time someone rings the front doorbell. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm211231 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM211231_LR_e05c6d05-ec45-4420-9f44-0398b5a48792.jpg?v=1571611249 Say when. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220101 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220101_LR_58389356-79bd-4a0f-81d8-e6a77c7b1806.jpg?v=1571611249 Apart from a little dampness, Herman, how’s everything else? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220103 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220103_LR_ceb169e9-b6bf-4d9a-a0ea-81cfe1c0b1ab.jpg?v=1571611249 All she said was, would I look after her cat for the weekend. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220104 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220104_LR_73beb8ed-a992-40c4-9c31-5cb1e937b09f.jpg?v=1571611249 Have you got a window-seat? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220105 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220105_LR_6a665d90-44fc-4665-93cf-ba7453fa255f.jpg?v=1571611249 There’s the last-minute replacement jockey for your hot-tip. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220106 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220106_LR_779fea2e-8370-4b5a-86c4-008faed1d9ad.jpg?v=1571611249 You got a dog? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220107 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220107_LR_29ed969e-6f0a-4418-9115-3d8f12424351.jpg?v=1571611249 D’you think they’ll settle out of court for a thousand if I sue for maybe 5 million? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220108 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220108_LR_13c97ef4-8f9c-4ab9-957a-68b5417b5aad.jpg?v=1571611249 Would sir mind sharing a table? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220110 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220110_LR_f28f0922-2226-4c5c-8650-417557b46efa.jpg?v=1571611249 So much for camping! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220111 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220111_LR_19a4b87e-b973-46c9-99f1-a931e4468720.jpg?v=1571611249 You’re better off working here than lying around the house feeling sorry for yourself. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220112 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220112_LR_b4e1509d-c039-4d85-8c6b-d4ed2bfd174e.jpg?v=1571611249 D’you believe this?! It said, ‘Umbrellas 50% Off.’ https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220113 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220113_LR_7e9be0ec-4db1-40e7-920d-9a92131d161c.jpg?v=1571611249 Can’t you sit down! This is supposed to be a picnic. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220114 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220114_LR_14d32267-b164-4380-baf2-62ff764d05a3.jpg?v=1571611249 Please have your tickets ready. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220115 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220115_LR_0ef44c30-43e5-4732-8457-478208a2f94c.jpg?v=1571611249 You’re not Brad Pitt! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220117 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220117_LR_df9d5de6-d30f-47b9-9602-11568ea60269.jpg?v=1571611250 If gas were $10 a gallon, do you realize how many camels we could sell? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220118 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220118_LR_f02bc0cb-4adc-4961-a4e0-b494c9917f35.jpg?v=1571611250 Small, medium or large? Or need I ask? https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220119 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220119_LR_0c2b391d-b20b-4838-9a94-7118e43bcdb0.jpg?v=1571611250 Never missed a beat! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220120 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220120_LR_fcab7ec1-314f-4fc7-8a75-5f96e24cfad6.jpg?v=1571611250 Your boss says he’s sorry but he can’t come. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220121 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220121_LR_7be56244-ea66-4896-b435-affcb21a2929.jpg?v=1571611250 Oh, he hasn’t escaped… he just gets these sudden cravings for a cheeseburger. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220122 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220122_LR_eb4568ce-ea41-4d97-aee5-56775a8665ae.jpg?v=1571611250 That was HIS point. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220124 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220124_LR_9bccabfc-f606-4be4-ab2b-5257f57ea385.jpg?v=1571611250 If you’re gonna do yoga every night, I want my own TV. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220125 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220125_LR_a708e5bc-5040-4110-ad94-0da11bd193a4.jpg?v=1571611250 You’d never get to the moon. You’d need two hundred of those things. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220126 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220126_LR_fbef9497-02fe-4dc0-816f-730efb60947c.jpg?v=1571611250 That’s it, perfect… keep it there and call the cable company. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220127 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220127_LR_4a04053c-07f7-48a6-90cf-b5d998dcfd9a.jpg?v=1571611250 If you let it go maybe it’ll stop screaming. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220128 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220128_LR_93db2190-b449-4677-a64a-c8eed25c6ccf.jpg?v=1571611250 Your mother said you loved eggs for breakfast! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220129 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220129_LR_aebda6f5-9bb6-476a-93c1-e3155ea4ae95.jpg?v=1571611250 If I lose… the bet’s off, okay! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220131 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220131_LR_b81957d7-ca1f-4773-872f-0427724ed12e.jpg?v=1571611250 If this marriage is going to work, you’re going to have to learn to control your temper. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220201 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220201_LR_eb34fbcf-3583-48d5-a3a2-c458e44712bd.jpg?v=1571611250 All I said was, ‘I only like half the songs on it’. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220202 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220202_LR_67580bbf-861f-423a-9530-0e6c722ef388.jpg?v=1571611250 Clean up in isle three! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220203 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220203_LR_f4308c6e-f1eb-44aa-97c2-0cd2d0ba7f5a.jpg?v=1571611250 I knew you wouldn’t stick to that diet! https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220204 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220204_LR_b2d17143-e138-480d-ae21-b2ea3413f11f.jpg?v=1571611250 If you want to leave, Maxine, I won’t stand in your way. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220205 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220205_LR_e6104774-9854-46e9-8bff-52c8b5f0ba32.jpg?v=1571611250 … and it does 1,200 miles on a tankful of gas. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220207 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220207_LR_8f3ee0de-f0bf-4a97-a6ec-8ad7039e3259.jpg?v=1571611250 What did you do before you were a self-employed mugger? 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You may have trouble bringing that kid out. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220225 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220225_LR_1218f2b3-a820-46af-be12-96a083a807c7.jpg?v=1571611251 … and don’t call me illiterate. My Ma and Pa have been married for thirty-eight years. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220226 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220226_LR_92a741a4-06c3-4795-b442-2da0024716e0.jpg?v=1571611251 Get out! I haven’t forgotten I fired you this morning. https://laughingstock.com/products/permissions_hm220228 2026-07-21T07:56:20-12:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0008/0199/6859/products/HM220228_LR_342c0635-f723-472c-b2ea-62d1aab20fa5.jpg?v=1571611251 NO CAPTION