50th Anniversary Sale • Get 50% OFF Unger's Original Drawings!

Collection: Permissions

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  • If she takes that one, I’ll pay for it.
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  • If she’s a genetic reject, how come I have to chase off all the young guys around here with a stick?
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  • If that’s supposed to improve your looks, it worked!
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  • If the house was on fire, who would you save first, me or the cat?
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  • If the smoke detector fails and your house burns down, we replace the unit free of charge.
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  • If there was another man in my life, do you honestly think I’d be sitting here?
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  • If they don’t eat leftovers they’ll have to go back to the store.
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  • If they ever edit this for television, it’ll run about two minutes.
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