50th Anniversary Sale • Get 50% OFF Unger's Original Drawings!

Collection: Permissions

5145 products
  • If we split up, I want this toaster.
    Regular price
    $14.95
    Sale price
    $14.95
  • If we sue for half a million, there should be a couple of hundred in it for you.
    Regular price
    $14.95
    Sale price
    $14.95
  • If we’re each paying for our own, I’ll have an order of toast.
    Regular price
    $14.95
    Sale price
    $14.95
  • If we’re not related, d’you wanna go out Saturday night?
    Regular price
    $14.95
    Sale price
    $14.95
  • If women change after marriage, I’m in luck! My fiancee can’t cook and argues every five minutes.
    Regular price
    $14.95
    Sale price
    $14.95
  • If you buy a goldfish, I’ll throw in the aardvark.
    Regular price
    $14.95
    Sale price
    $14.95
  • If you buy the bike, I’ll throw in the parking meter.
    Regular price
    $14.95
    Sale price
    $14.95
  • If you can spare five seconds, I’d like to do a brain scan.
    Regular price
    $14.95
    Sale price
    $14.95