50th Anniversary Sale • Get 50% OFF Unger's Original Drawings!

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  • If you’re gonna do yoga every night, I want my own TV.
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  • If you’re gonna miss your mother so much when you get married, take her with you.
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  • If you’re gonna teach him water comes from hydrogen and oxygen, I also want him to know he can get it from the kitchen.
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  • If you’re Santa Claus, who was that dummy in the glasses who left me all that junk last year?
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  • If you’re sleep-walking toward the fridge, leave the ham alone!
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  • If you’re so dead-set against gambling, how come you’re still in the marriage business?
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  • If you’re so smart, how come the world was in such a mess before I got here?
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  • If you’re that tired, why didn’t you stay at home?
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