50th Anniversary Sale • Get 50% OFF Unger's Original Drawings!

Collection: Permissions

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  • It’s a flashlight. I couldn’t find any candles.
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  • It’s agreed then: We change the sign on the tiger’s cage from ‘maneater’ to ‘personeater’.
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  • It’s always the same when we go camping… wakes up and can’t remember where he is.
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  • It’s an emergency. She’s gotta be at the hairdresser in three minutes.
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  • It’s an free range zoo.
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  • It’s baked turkey. The feathers got a bit black.
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  • It’s barely noticeable from the outside.
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  • It’s been brought to my attention that you retired 30 years ago. Where do you get the nerve to draw a pension for that long?
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