50th Anniversary Sale • Get 50% OFF Unger's Original Drawings!

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  • If anyone needs me, Joyce, I’ll be up on the roof for about 20 minutes.
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  • If anything should happen to my nephew, Rodney, the bulk of my fortune will go to ‘Big Louie.’
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  • If gas were $10 a gallon, do you realize how many camels we could sell?
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  • If he can’t talk how do you know his name is Ralph?
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  • If he had six wives, how come there was no Henry the Ninth?
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  • If he’s your brother, sir, I’m sure I would have remembered him.
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  • If I bought your burglar alarm, it would be the only thing in here worth stealing.
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  • If I can’t afford to buy a really expensive birthday gift, I don’t buy anything at all. So I didn’t buy you anything.
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