50th Anniversary Sale • Get 50% OFF Unger's Original Drawings!

Collection: Permissions

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  • If I can’t get a summer job this year, I think I’ll get married.
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  • If I can’t spell it, how can I look it up in the dictionary?
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  • If I didn’t have all my faults, I wouldn’t have had to marry a creep like you.
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  • If I didn’t love you I wouldn’t eat this, would I?
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  • If I do happen to pick him out, what are the chances of him being held in custody long enough for me to leave the country?
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  • If I don’t cure your amnesia you get double your money back.
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  • If I don’t get a pay-raise soon, I’m gonna blow the lid off this crummy zoo.
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  • If I get a good mark, you could be looking at a very nice apple tomorrow morning.
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