50th Anniversary Sale • Get 50% OFF Unger's Original Drawings!

Collection: Permissions

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  • If you get straight A’s at school, I’ll buy you the machine gun.
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  • If you get up a little earlier, you’d have more time to shave!
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  • If you hadn’t been hiding behind the bushes, I wouldn’t have been speeding.
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  • If you have to sneeze, do it during the lunchbreak.
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  • If you haven’t flown since 1926, I think I can safely say you’ll find a few minor improvements.
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  • If you insist on laughing, sir, I must ask you to browse in the humor section.
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  • If you Jane, me Harry.
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  • If you keep bugging me about getting married, I’m gonna break off our engagement.
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