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  • If you let it go maybe it’ll stop screaming.
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  • If you miss a payment, I press this button and the unit self-destructs.
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  • If you must know, I don’t like soap in my eyes.
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  • If you only knew.
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  • If you only want to spend twenty dollars, I’d recommend two hamburgers and a six-dollar tip.
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  • If you order the chili, I need to know your next-of-kin.
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  • If you read the instructions, dummy, you’d see there’s one switch for drying and another for styling.
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  • If you remember, I did mention possible side-effects.
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